is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation?

[G_Thang]

Dude, you love Tranny's. 

 

only in getbig's fantasy world.  let me know when that counts in real life. 

ops, i forgot the white guys on here out each other by spending hrs researching personal lives, or just get a gun and pop a hole in a windshield.

maybe i should be white.  then the trannies would really matter, wouldn't they?

thank god i'm brown.   

[King Shizzo]

only in getbig's fantasy world.  let me know when that counts in real life. 

ops, i forgot the white guys on here out each other by spending hrs researching personal lives, or just get a gun and pop a hole in a windshield.

maybe i should be white.  then the trannies would really matter, wouldn't they?

thank god i'm brown.   

Racial metdown.

[johnnynoname]

Relax johnny.  Are you looking to settle down?  Time heals all wounds.  Maybe the next girl you fall for will feel the same way about you.  If not, knock her out and have your way with her.

actually, if I can't get into the priesthood I will start pretending to be gay so I can be some hot chic's "gay best friend" and then we can do that thing were she tries to turn me straight and then I say "EWWW, girls are gross"




then we'll have sex and she will truly see that i'm probably gay

[Jadeveon Clowney]

You ain't straight are ya? 

You ain't straight are ya? 

[Pet shop boys]

I'm on the same boat as you...only that I get to see this chick only once a week if Im lucky...
And when I do, shes either leaving or talking to friends


Bad news is that besides hospitals and funerals, the gym is the worse place to hit on a chick,without looking out of place or indiscreet... No matter how secure,smart you look she will perceive you as the "dude  " that only goes to the gym to interrupt girls while theyre working out"..

You have to create a situation that'll make you look like youre not hitting on her, b polite and from time to time a bit funny ...dont mean to be a downer but chances to pull it off are low (specially if you have feelings for her).


Good luck though !


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[johnnynoname]

.....oh yeah, there is one last detail i forgot to add

I not only work out at said gym but i'm actually back to working as a trainer there and this girl may kinda sorta be a rookie trainer at said gym as well

[Pet shop boys]

I have to wash my hair and pussy before I go out


also, i think the hidden theme here is that being gay seems way more awesome than dealing with all this shit that you have to do when you are straight

If you were gay chances are the guy that you would like to "date" were all straight and having a punch in your face will be the way to find out, so be careful for what you wish for.


WOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH

[abijahmaniaco]

relax. take some deep breaths. self survey. know who you are. face your insecurities head on. getbig should have already done this for you, this is the thunderdome, if you can be sure of yourself and deal with the insults and negativity here, real life is a fuckin breeze. 

good post, but for me facing my insecurities head on is easier said than done. that's what it takes though i guess.

[2ND COMING]

We need pics of the harlot that is turning op in to a homo.

[The True Adonis]

You need to use your age as an advantage while targeting the 25-30 crowd.

Present yourself as a mature, well traveled man of the world. A guy who can provide a sense of security and stability in a relationship, all while maintaining the "Aura" of a tall, well dressed bachelor with a full head of hair and sharp set of abs.

It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.

An eye patch also works well

Add a monocle and a pair of Henry Maxwell`s and one is most formidable in such realms.

[HTexan]

FUCK!!!


Can a person still get into the priesthood if they've had sex already or if their are nude pictures of them circulating on the internet?

yup

[Xerxes]

 

[Harry Spotter]

BGay on your mind shitstain 

three pages later and poor johnny is being pushed in the wrong direction by getbiggers.

dude, a man's anus was only meant for a good al bundy turd fest. 

a lotta f@gs on getbig would love to you see prance around in your pink panties.

dude, you're already borderline bi, so how much of a transition would it be for you to get f##ked in the a$$ by Bay?

you go first bay than johnny.

probably smoke a pole, based on your avatar.  then again, that's probably why you want him to PM you?  for sure, Bay likey.

10 pages of this shit.  this is basically a dick watching thread.  good going, Bay, given you've been able to "job" g@y porn on getbig without anyone taking notice or complaining.  Shit, why don't you just post that Bruce Patterson #### sucking thread?

oh boycubpiglet, is that you with your old man?   

what would get big be like without watermelon, grape juice, chicken, wackdaddy losing his mind becoming a fat redneck  , wiggs and tre aka oreos, crackers, white trash, jnn in pink panties  , Bay, f@gs, fanboys, tranny lovers like Black Flag, confused dick suckers like suckmymuscle  , Xerses denying his Arab heritage, silver back gorillas, Disturbia starring in un-medicated white man breakdowns, chaos hick hells angel on parole drug dealing skinhead, etc, etc, etc?

only people on getbig who should give a shit about this is....


Bay

Vince

Vissy

SuckSomeOneOff\

[Tito24]

[Stavios]

the mistake a lot of guys make is coming off way too desperate. also dont become a girls friend.
dont try too hard, every girl wants to be with a clown but no one wants to sleep with one.

this

[Stavios]

I'll add: with the girls that I am "friend" with, I make sure to always take about sex and talk about how I want to bang this girl or how I would put my dick in that girl's mouth.

don't know why, but after a while they all seem to get turned on by the fact that I don't try to fuck them but that I'd fuck almost anything haha.

seems to make them insecure 

[Rearden Metal]

I'll add: with the girls that I am "friend" with, I make sure to always take about sex and talk about how I want to bang this girl or how I would put my dick in that girl's mouth.

don't know why, but after a while they all seem to get turned on by the fact that I don't try to fuck them but that I'd fuck almost anything haha.

seems to make them insecure 

Girls are just like us... they wanna fuck. The difference is that most guys are unattractive, so they get picky. THEN on top of that is the social stigma and they have to protect their image so that everyone doesn't label them a slut.

You get a girl in bed and you give her every nasty thought in your head and 9/10 will eat it up. Those girls get turned on because they know you aren't shy about it and would crack them in half the way the WANT it...

[Stavios]

Girls are just like us... they wanna fuck. The difference is that most guys are unattractive, so they get picky. THEN on top of that is the social stigma and they have to protect their image so that everyone doesn't label them a slut.

You get a girl in bed and you give her every nasty thought in your head and 9/10 will eat it up. Those girls get turned on because they know you aren't shy about it and would crack them in half the way the WANT it...

bro, if you ever come to mtl, we will go to a nice strip club   

[Tito24]

yes but also its political incorrect for a woman to live sexually

[Stavios]

yes but also its political incorrect for a woman to live sexually

fuck the politicaly corect anyway 

women are not whore because they have sex, it's normal that they want some too.

[Parker]

I'm on the same boat as you...only that I get to see this chick only once a week if Im lucky...

Same here! Except, I only see this woman once in a blue moon, and can't really say anything due to work issues...I haven't seen her in a month...


Also, JNN, you know that situation in The Adjustment Bureau, where dude meets a woman who he can't get out of mind....well, I've had that situation, and she still is there, no matter what chick I'm with, I still think of "her".

[stuntmovie]

JNN, So far I've only read up to the part where Wes reccommends that you become a STAND UP COMIC!

And I completely agree.

Regardless of your sexual feelings, YOU are one of the most well liked and enjoyable persons on this GETBIG Board .... and I think that is due to the HONEST humor that you are capable of expounding to each and everyone one of us.

When you talk, I listen .... and usually end up laughing with ya and not against ya.

You don't have to let the world know that you're a "closet racist who masturbates to gay porn" to  be a great stand-up comic!

Your success as such a comic would be to KEEP THEM GUESSING  ... and nothing more.

But lead them down that 'guessing road" just as HUMOROUSLY as you've doing on this board.

JNN, You got the talent ...... I suggest you use it ... and keep your 'weeping' for those daily walks to the bank.

[Rearden Metal]

fuck the politicaly corect anyway 

women are not whore because they have sex, it's normal that they want some too.

Absolutely true. Love when my girl acts horny as hell, it's awesome.

One time I was sitting on the couch watching TV with her, and some hot chick was on TV or whatever, so I teased my GF saying something like "you think she would like 'insert something dirty as hell'", and her response was "All girls like it nasty, babe."

And that's the fact, Jack.

[stuntmovie]

Just finished reading all these comments and gotta say that most everyone's willingness to help a fellow Getbiggger is very impressive.

JNN, I suggest you go back and reread the posts by Ubermann, Bomz, Stavios, and Tim ... each of which appear to have been intelligently written and with genuine concern ... and could possibly be the help or encouragement you need to get over the 'hump'.

Even Grossman's  advice to "harden the fuck up" might be more appropriate than all the others depending on what's 'driving you deep inside'.

[abijahmaniaco]

One time I was sitting on the couch watching TV with her, and some hot chick was on TV or whatever, so I teased my GF saying something like "you think she would like butt to mouth", and her response was "All girls like it nasty, babe."

anytime