Author Topic: is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation? (Read 23510 times)

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #125 on:** June 22, 2011, 09:48:32 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 11:20:19 AM

.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like

I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk

seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore

also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older

btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities

does anyone else have any of the problems I have?

what is this assholness!!.. so you want to be a gay mainly because you find it harder to reach girls now!!..

ppl like you are gay only because they have been attracted to men since their early years.. i am not convinced any straight mature guy can suddenly be a gay because he cant reach girls!!..

jedibrat · « **Reply #126 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:58:54 AM »

Quote from: cephissus on June 21, 2011, 06:26:02 PM

thanks uberman. have you read much of freud and if so do you have a recommendation about how to introduce oneself to his works?

In general, Freud's work is superstitious claptrap, although the principles of depth psychology are sound. Freud himself is a relic that's no longer taken seriously as his methods have been demonstrated to have poor clinical efficacy. The only place for Freud today is namedropping by pop psuedo-psychologists: you think the supplement industry is full of double talking snake-oil salesmen? Wait until the psycho-therapy industry sticks its fangs into your soul.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #127 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:10:24 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on June 22, 2011, 10:03:59 AM

Hahaha - he's a doctor now?
Nonetheless I like his stuff.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #128 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:11:04 AM »

....yeah.....I've thought about it and I really don't want to suck cock

johnnynoname · « **Reply #129 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:25:10 AM »

btw, I've done alittle research and found that the ultimate solution to my pick up game is to pretend I'm Jeff Speakman's Character from "The Perfect Weapon" when I'm around women I like

I just have to find a ring with both a tiger and a dragon on it and i'm all set

muscularny · « **Reply #130 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:36:55 AM »

When you see a hot chic and you cant get yourself to walk up just start picturing yourself as an old man, and how you would look back and regret not walking up. Fast forward your life a bit, and you will see that minutes after she tells you no, its like nothing happened, versus the potential reward if she says yes.

You must fuck with your brain a bit in order to walk up (obviously some guys can walk up no problem).

Its a big huge numbers game, just do it.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #131 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:39:33 AM »

honestly, and I hate to go back to drugs but I think my game is just very stale from being in a drug induced haze over the last half year

shit- I don't even remember being at my mom's place during thanksgiving and christmas.....shit- I even forget what day it is sometimes....seriously- i've been forgetting that too

wes · « **Reply #132 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:42:59 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 23, 2011, 03:25:10 AM

btw, I've done alittle research and found that the ultimate solution to my pick up game is to pretend I'm Jeff Speakman's Character from "The Perfect Weapon" when I'm around women I like

I just have to find a ring with both a tiger and a dragon on it and i'm all set

LOL

James28 · « **Reply #133 on:** June 23, 2011, 06:26:29 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on June 22, 2011, 10:16:59 AM

Girls are just like us... they wanna fuck. The difference is that most guys are unattractive, so they get picky. THEN on top of that is the social stigma and they have to protect their image so that everyone doesn't label them a slut.

You get a girl in bed and you give her every nasty thought in your head and 9/10 will eat it up. Those girls get turned on because they know you aren't shy about it and would crack them in half the way the WANT it...

That's true. Years ago I was banging a girl that just broke up with her fiancée and she was on the rebound. Met her at waterpolo as I was playing at the time and she was just starting out. We got talking and started flirting. When it was clear she fancied me I asked her out. Took her back to mine and the poor girl was totally inexperienced. She was with this guy for 5 years and she only gave him a blowjob once. I was an utter whore (still am) and basically just told her to go along with whatever I did. Took a few minutes convincing but at the end of the evening she was fucking like a pornstar. She said to me that she'd never thought she'd do the things we did and enjoy it so much. Second time round, and this was the first and last time this ever happened to me, she was literally begging me to fuck her in the ass. Will never forget that. Sex and The City was on TV and I was on her living room floor sticking my dick up her ass while she was screaming into a pillow.

I'm not very good with pulling them, but when I do, I'm a God with turning them into whores.

ALL girls are like that. And I mean ALL of them. You just need to find the right magic words.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #134 on:** June 23, 2011, 06:34:41 AM »

haha .. wes and I have much in common

CalvinH · « **Reply #135 on:** June 23, 2011, 07:04:10 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 23, 2011, 03:39:33 AM

a drug induced haze over the last half year

Only 6 months and you call yourself a drug addict

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #136 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:15:04 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 23, 2011, 03:39:33 AM

honestly, and I hate to go back to drugs but I think my game is just very stale from being in a drug induced haze over the last half year

shit- I don't even remember being at my mom's place during thanksgiving and christmas.....shit- I even forget what day it is sometimes....seriously- i've been forgetting that too

here ya go.

Some shit to do while you high or drunk; Play Video games, watch Bloodsport, watch Baseball, fuck around on GB, drunk dial some friends (women), watch BLU-RAY movies, workout, go to your local JUCO college and talk to young women and make your move.

bradistani · « **Reply #137 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:20:48 AM »

'is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation?'

yes

polychronopolous · « **Reply #138 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:46:49 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 11:20:19 AM

.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like

I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk

seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore

also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older

btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities

does anyone else have any of the problems I have?

you need tube galore my friend

jaejonna · « **Reply #139 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:11:54 PM »

Lots of good advice in this thread...that's for sure.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #140 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:12:42 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on June 23, 2011, 10:20:48 AM

'is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation?'

yes

wtf is that lol

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #141 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:14:45 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on June 23, 2011, 01:12:42 PM

wtf is that lol

Girl giving dude head while taking a shit is my guess.

Multitasking.

viking1 · « **Reply #142 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:16:43 PM »

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DOODIE!!!!!!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #143 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:17:10 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 01:33:54 PM

August 2010

Slut

no one · « **Reply #144 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:29:41 PM »

Quote from: Boost on June 21, 2011, 11:41:54 AM

It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.

An eye patch also works well

you dont get laid a lot, do you?

newmom · « **Reply #145 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:50:02 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 01:56:19 PM

this

btw, it's not a matter of asking out some skank...that's easy

this is, unfortunately, one of those situations where I actually fell in love with someone....

as men, we all try to be somewhat callous and treat girls like skanks and tricks but we all still have that love instinct in us. Love is the worst

bravo and a real man admits it

newmom · « **Reply #146 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:50:53 PM »

Quote from: no one on June 23, 2011, 03:29:41 PM

you dont get laid a lot, do you?

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo oooo

cephissus · « **Reply #147 on:** June 23, 2011, 04:18:35 PM »

johnny if it makes you feel any better when i'm trying to hit on chicks on okcupid i try to think of what you would say

newmom · « **Reply #148 on:** June 23, 2011, 04:21:29 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on June 23, 2011, 04:18:35 PM

johnny if it makes you feel any better when i'm trying to hit on chicks on okcupid i try to think of what you would say

hows that working out for ya?? LOL

no offense JNN

cephissus · « **Reply #149 on:** June 23, 2011, 04:27:37 PM »

Author Topic: is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation? (Read 23510 times)

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