Author Topic: is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation? (Read 23547 times)

oakman · « **Reply #50 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:13:58 PM »

Quote from: wes on June 21, 2011, 12:07:01 PM

One time I was drinking my balls off and I went to friends party he was having.................. ....my friend was openly gay but not the tinkerbell type of gay dude.

Anyway he had a lot of straight as well as gay friends,really good dude.

One old fag with a young twink says to me:

"You`re gay right"?

I replied drunk and pissed and in his face:
"Gay??? ####,I`m not even fucking happy....I`ll take you outside and throw you off the fucking third floor.

His twinkie pal goes.."Oh my God look what you`ve gotten us into!!

My gsay buddy asked me to leave so I grabbed a 5th. of JD and walked the fuck off.

I`ve grown up since those days (not really but it sounds good) and know lots of gay people who are cool,and I respect there choices, as long as respect is given in turn.

omg your my hero so your a closet homo cock loving admitted gay basher

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #51 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:15:05 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 11:56:47 AM

FUCK IT
i'm just gonna be a fag...they don't have to deal with any of this shit
granted, i'll have to get fucked in the ass but i've dealt with the federal government and if i can survive that i can survive anything

Lol, dude. You are pretty funny and witty...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #52 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:16:05 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on June 21, 2011, 12:08:42 PM

Give yourself to the dark side!

You mean the pink side...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

wes · « **Reply #53 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:19:40 PM »

Quote from: oakman on June 21, 2011, 12:13:58 PM

omg your my hero so your a closet homo cock loving admitted gay basher

That`s the nicest thing anyone ever said to me............thanks pal !

James28 · « **Reply #54 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:22:41 PM »

Quote from: oakman on June 21, 2011, 12:21:02 PM

well after being arrested as many times as you have for selling and making child porn your lucky I say anything nice to you

Whoa whoa there for a second pal. What are you trying to say??

tbombz · « **Reply #55 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:58:10 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 11:20:19 AM

.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like

I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk

seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore

also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older

btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities

does anyone else have any of the problems I have?

stop worrying and just play the role johnny. it doesnt matter what you are, it only matters what you appear to be.

Spike · « **Reply #56 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:00:01 PM »

Quote from: tbombz on June 21, 2011, 12:58:10 PM

stop worrying and just play the role johnny. it doesnt matter what you are, it only matters what you appear to be.

females ARE JUST LIKE GUYS

just pay some attention to her, dont talk about yourself too much, and ask her to dinner

you'll be smashin it in no time............confiden ce is key

tbombz · « **Reply #57 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:01:41 PM »

Quote from: Spike on June 21, 2011, 01:00:01 PM

females ARE JUST LIKE GUYS

just pay some attention to her, dont talk about yourself too much, and ask her to dinner

you'll be smashin it in no time............confiden ce is key

idk about 'just like guys', but ya.. theres nothin to it.. "hello".. "how ya doin".. "blah blah blah blah" "blah blah blah" .. "lets get some drinks sometime".. "ok" "cool, heres my number..".. done

BIG_STI · « **Reply #58 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:02:12 PM »

brutal beta male thread

oakman · « **Reply #59 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:04:45 PM »

Quote from: Spike on June 21, 2011, 01:00:01 PM

females ARE JUST LIKE GUYS

just pay some attention to her, dont talk about yourself too much, and ask her to dinner

you'll be smashin it in no time............confiden ce is key

x2

johnnynoname · « **Reply #60 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:12:48 PM »

this thread should be motivation for you all to never touch drugs cuz this thread is the aftermath of a several month long drug abuse

stick with safer addictions like video games, sex and cigarettes....those things don't lead to douchey internet threads after you stop taking them

makaveli25 · « **Reply #61 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:12:56 PM »

The eye patch thing cracked me up. What happens when they find out you really aren't missing an eye lol.

tbombz · « **Reply #62 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:16:04 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 01:12:48 PM

this thread should be motivation for you all to never touch drugs cuz this thread is the aftermath of a several month long drug abuse

stick with safer addictions like video games, sex and cigarettes....those things don't lead to douchey internet threads after you stop taking them

relax. take some deep breaths. self survey. know who you are. face your insecurities head on. getbig should have already done this for you, this is the thunderdome, if you can be sure of yourself and deal with the insults and negativity here, real life is a fuckin breeze.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #63 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:18:40 PM »

It sux, but you'll get over it Johnny.
It might very well be that all things that you really like make you nervous... I wouldn't use women as a standout example.
Imagine being at the Olympics - REALLY wanting that title - as you walk out onto the platform the doubts and insecurities may set in... and you're doomed.

HTexan · « **Reply #64 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:21:10 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 11:20:19 AM

.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like

I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk

seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore

also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older

btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities

does anyone else have any of the problems I have?

yes, the pussy is always worth it

johnnynoname · « **Reply #65 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:22:55 PM »

Yeah....

....I think i'm gonna start sucking cock

it is way easier than dealing with women

....what is awesome is that I don't have to get a gay hairstyle or buy gay clothes....#winning

chunkramwell · « **Reply #66 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:25:32 PM »

Enjoy the buttsecks brother, I'd do it too if men gave me an erection.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #67 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:27:23 PM »

HTexan · « **Reply #68 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:30:47 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 01:22:55 PM

Yeah....

....I think i'm gonna start sucking cock

it is way easier than dealing with women

....what is awesome is that I don't have to get a gay hairstyle or buy gay clothes....#winning

when was the last time you have some pussy?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #69 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:33:54 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on June 21, 2011, 01:30:47 PM

when was the last time you have some pussy?

August 2010

then, I started doing drugs and didn't care much to have sex

HTexan · « **Reply #70 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:41:21 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 21, 2011, 01:33:54 PM

August 2010

then, I started doing drugs and didn't care much to have sex

So why do you want to suck a cock?

G_Thang · « **Reply #71 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:44:41 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on June 21, 2011, 01:41:21 PM

So why do you want to suck a cock?

three pages later and poor johnny is being pushed in the wrong direction by getbiggers.

dude, a man's anus was only meant for a good al bundy turd fest.

nosleep · « **Reply #72 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:50:40 PM »

BRO, DONT BE DEPRESSED. YOU JUST HAVE TO THROW YOURSELF TO THE LIONS. THINK THE VOLUME/QUANTITY GAME RIGHT NOW AND JUST GET A FEEL TALKING TO GIRLS. LEARN HOW TO FLIRT. HOW? EXPERIENCE. GO AFTER GIRLS YOU WOULDNT GO AFTER(TOO HOT OR TOO UGLY), AND ONES YOU WOULD.

YOU JUST NEED TO STOP THINKIN SO HARD, AND LET THINGS GO ON CRUISE CONTROL. WHEN YOU STRESS, AND OVERTHINKING YOU'LL FAIL. YOU GOT IT IN YOU.

HTexan · « **Reply #73 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:51:59 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on June 21, 2011, 01:44:41 PM

three pages later and poor johnny is being pushed in the wrong direction by getbiggers.

dude, a man's anus was only meant for a good al bundy turd fest.

he didn't say he wanted to fuck an man's ass, he said he wanted to suck a cock.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #74 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:56:19 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on June 21, 2011, 01:51:59 PM

he didn't say he wanted to fuck an man's ass, he said he wanted to suck a cock.

this

btw, it's not a matter of asking out some skank...that's easy

this is, unfortunately, one of those situations where I actually fell in love with someone....

as men, we all try to be somewhat callous and treat girls like skanks and tricks but we all still have that love instinct in us. Love is the worst

Author Topic: is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation? (Read 23547 times)

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