is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation?

[johnnynoname]

but don`t go the Spiked hair route ala Brody or you`ll be keeping in touch with youself forever! 

too late

[mass243]

i dont know where it really comes from that guys are afraid of women

x2

It's not so hard.

Never been for me. But that's probably because I don't respect females too much - I mostly see them just as vaginas!
They are nothing special. You fuk them, you throw them out. I think this mentality has made it easy for me to ask them out or what ever.

Guys who think sluts are something mysterious and special probably find it hard to talk to them...

[suckmymuscle]

Is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation?

  No. But men don't really have a choice. Men cannot simply choose their sexuality like women, who are innately bisexual and can be straight or gay depending on what they feel like. Men's sexuality is hardwired and strict, and men are either gay or straight. "Bisexual" men are usually gay men in the closet who will eventually come out, or confused heterosexuals who find twinks attractive because they resemble women. But the straight guy will never like dick no matter how feminine the twink he is attracted to really is.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[G_Thang]

I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore

a lotta f@gs on getbig would love to you see prance around in your pink panties.

dude, you're already borderline bi, so how much of a transition would it be for you to get f##ked in the a$$ by Bay?

[wes]

Another good line I`ve used that always at least gets me a chick to talk to and usually goes further if I persue it:

Hi how ya` doin`?

Can I ask you a question,are you married........no you say,then would you like to be?

As stupid as that sounds,it got me laid a lot.

Another one:

Those pants look great on you,but they`d look a helluva` lot better on my bedroom floor.

You have to know this broad fucks and sux at the drop of a hat to make this one work for ya` but I`ve been successful.

Broads like it when you`re funny even if you are the only one who thinks so.

[johnnynoname]

FUCK IT
i'm just gonna be a fag...they don't have to deal with any of this shit
granted, i'll have to get fucked in the ass but i've dealt with the federal government and if i can survive that i can survive anything

[wes]

too late

DOH !!!

[johnnynoname]

 No. But men don't really have a choice. Men cannot simply choose their sexuality like women, who are innately bisexual and can be straight or gay depending on what they feel like. Men's sexuality is hardwired and strict, and men are either gay or straight. "Bisexual" men are usually gay men in the closet who will eventually come out, or confused heterosexuals who find twinks attractive because they resemble women. But the straight guy will never like dick no matter how feminine the twink he is attracted to really is.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

btw- this is 10000 percent true

[wes]

FUCK IT
i'm just gonna be a fag...they don't have to deal with any of this shit
granted, i'll have to get fucked in the ass but i've dealt with the federal government and if i can survive that i can survive anything

Dude,become a stand up comedian,I`m serious you have alway been one of the funniest fuckers here.

Ha ha funny,not fag funny..................s ort of! 

[CalvinH]

I actually spoke to a girl in the gym today. First time I done that in years. Bitch was plotting on the dips machine and pissing me off. I went to do tri-pushdowns first and came back and she was still posing on the machine. I fixed my hair, checked my teeth, took a few deep breaths, walked up to her with my best boyish smile and asked 'How many sets you got left?'. She looked at me as if I asked her to explain the inner workings of the Mammoth's digestive system. 'What's a set?' she asked with a smile. She was actually a fine looking thing. Really tall and skinny, about 22-23, pert titties, perfect teeth and a bit sweaty. I was fucking stumped. How do you explain what a set is? You just kinda know and expect everyone to know as well. 'Well. .. uh .. It's ... uh' I fumbled around and fucked up my words for a few seconds when she said 'Just joking, you can have it' and walked off with a smile. I loaded up the whole fucking stack and done 20 reps. She gave me a wave when I left.

I should join a men's only gym    

Hahaha


.....Damn you got owned!

[johnnynoname]

Ha ha funny,not fag funny..................s ort of! 

That's our word!!!!!!only we can say that


lol

[Xerxes]

yes

[johnnynoname]

btw, I wouldn't be that good of a stand up comic because the key to comedy is to be yourself and I'm not ready for the world to know that i'm a closet racist who masturbates to gay porn

[CalvinH]

yes

Jeez

[Howard]

I'm a huge hockey fan but this riot after losing the finals crap is retarded.
Hmmm, I didn't get 10 reps on my lest set of squats...I am going to throw a barbell on my car and break the windshield.
Makes sense to me  

[James28]

Hahaha


.....damn you got owned1


Hahaha


.....Damn you got owned!

Yea  

But, thinking about it now, she gave me every chance to speak to her but it's been so long since I bothered chatting girls up that it doesn't occur to me any more to do so.

Next time I see her and if it looks as if she remembers me, I'll walk up to her and give her the textbook definition of what a set is.

[mass243]

I'm a huge hockey fan but this riot after losing the finals crap is retarded.
Hmmm, I didn't get 10 reps on my lest set of squats...I am going to throw a barbell on my car and break the windshield.
Makes sense to me  

That post fits in this thread like a fist in mouth  


 

[MAXX]

btw, I wouldn't be that good of a stand up comic because the key to comedy is to be yourself and I'm not ready for the world to know that i'm a closet racist who masturbates to gay porn

uhh wtf. I thought you being gay was just a long going joke on here. maybe not  

[wes]

One time I was drinking my balls off and I went to friends party he was having.................. ....my friend was openly gay but not the tinkerbell type of gay dude.

Anyway he had a lot of straight as well as gay friends,really good dude.

One old fag with a young twink says to me:

"You`re gay right"?

I replied drunk and pissed and in his face:
"Gay??? ####,I`m not even fucking happy....I`ll take you outside and throw you off the fucking third floor.

His twinkie pal goes.."Oh my God look what you`ve gotten us into!!  

My gsay buddy asked me to leave so I grabbed a 5th. of JD and walked the fuck off.


I`ve grown up since those days (not really but it sounds good) and know lots of gay people who are cool,and I respect there choices, as long as respect is given in turn.

[wes]

I'm a huge hockey fan but this riot after losing the finals crap is retarded.
Hmmm, I didn't get 10 reps on my lest set of squats...I am going to throw a barbell on my car and break the windshield.
Makes sense to me 

Thanks for being relevant to the thread Howard!  LOL 

[BayGBM]

Give yourself to the dark side!

[johnnynoname]

uhh wtf. I thought you being gay was just a long going joke on here. maybe not  

actually, it wasn't gay porn per se.....it's just that the girl getting fucked had a penis shaped clit and she looked like Marco Ruas

[CalvinH]

Yea  


Next time I see her and if it looks as if she remembers me, I'll walk up to her and give her the textbook definition of what a set is.

She busted your chops so she'll remember{she might lie and pretend she doesn't}and giving her a textbook definition would be funny as hell and a great conversation starter.

[wes]

That broad Xerses posted would make a gay man go straight................ not really but if they had sense they would at least go bisexul just to try to get some of that.

[G_Thang]

Give yourself to the dark side!

you go first bay than johnny.