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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2011, 12:47:06 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on June 25, 2011, 12:46:04 PM
Your last post on GB is prob also your best one  ;D
Doh!! :)
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2011, 02:08:26 PM »
great work mass, lets see some more  ;D
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2011, 06:25:22 AM »
"Whoah! Steve is back and he's brought a special guest, and it's not Butterbean! Steve is wearing the sky blue muscle shirt from the Gap kids collection. You been training, Steve? That shirt has to be a medium! Boss Blechman is wearing what has to be tailored jeans. Not just any store carries pants that fit 17 inch legs.
Dave "Jumbo" Palumbo wearing a fab sleeveless vest from the prison garment department. All real brands on this muscle man, nothing made in his bathtub. Just kidding, Jumbo! Dave's outfit also is accentuating his trademark waist wider than shoulders look. Whoah, boys, the moon pose is banned on this stage too!

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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2011, 06:36:51 AM »
Imagine Mass as a speaker @ the Arnold or 'O, people will talk about it for years afterward  ;D

OK, caption these





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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2011, 07:22:54 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on June 26, 2011, 06:36:51 AM
Imagine Mass as a speaker @ the Arnold or 'O, people will talk about it for years afterward  ;D

OK, caption these





"Showing off C level used clothes really broke the dull and boring life of bending paperclips for the residents of the Ben Weider Home of the Intellectually Challenged...."
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2011, 07:41:56 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 25, 2011, 12:37:04 PM
"Now entering the octagon, The Getbigistrator, Ron Avidan! Displaying a stone face that sends terror through even the most hardened fashionista, Ron is rocking the perfect outfit for the schmoe on the go. Brighter than the most radiant menora, even the hood can't disguise him from the lines of fitness hoes. Coupled with the 48 inch waist  jeans and the eau de orange chicken, this media man has it all. One request, though, in the words of Lonnie Teper: "take off those sweats and let's have a look!!"



Alas, you can see the resignation in Lonnie's eyes as he says, "He won't peel......."
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2011, 08:32:07 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 25, 2011, 12:37:04 PM
"Now entering the octagon, The Getbigistrator, Ron Avidan! Displaying a stone face that sends terror through even the most hardened fashionista, Ron is rocking the perfect outfit for the schmoe on the go. Brighter than the most radiant menora, even the hood can't disguise him from the lines of fitness hoes. Coupled with the 48 inch waist  jeans and the eau de orange chicken, this media man has it all. One request, though, in the words of Lonnie Teper: "take off those sweats and let's have a look!!"




bravo. :D
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2011, 08:38:21 AM »
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2011, 08:41:08 AM »
"Oh yeah! Ebony and Ivory posing together in harmony! Markus is following his own Ruhls of fashion with his Lycra barely there shorts. You never know when you're going to be asked to drop your drawers and show the seperation! The year is 1993, Mrs Doubtfire is taking America by storm and Markus looks like a blast from the past with his string tank. Perfect for the posing room or bathroom stall. What do you think of that styling fanny pack, Ronnie? Light Weight? Yeah Buddy! Dorian's fanny pack is better. Just kidding. Hands off the merchandise, Hulkster!

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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2011, 09:09:54 AM »
 :D

hey mass04 .. do me

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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2011, 01:02:04 PM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on June 26, 2011, 09:09:54 AM
:D

hey mass04 .. do me



Look at that Transylvania twosome! Somebody better call the Coast Guard and tell them thats not a dock, but there's bound to be a docking session or two on that shore! Sev, giving the people what they want! Even though he is retired from the stage, he's still rocking the posing panties. His friend, Alexi is a little shy but who wouldn't feel self conscious next to Sev's all natural physique! I bet Alexi was glad he waited for that U.N. clothing drop into his village.
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2011, 02:03:18 PM »
 ;D

lol @ the UN clotching drop
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2011, 07:39:28 PM »
"Joining us on the runway next, via webcam, it's Derek Anthony! Your lesions, whoops, legions of fans couldn't be more excited. DA is modeling the House of Pain camo tank top, a must have for the summer season. Tell the world you mean business at the trailer park or while posing in front of a car you don't own. Toupee in the wash? No problem! No one will be the wiser with the stylish painters hat. Is that big white spot just primer, DA? You never know when your next John is coming, so buy a few to avoid embarrassing situations. When you have a successful radio show with over 4 listeners, you have to look your best, and I'm positive just like Derek is positive in more ways than one, you'll turn, twist, and bob up and down just as many heads as him this summer.


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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2011, 07:50:20 PM »
This has the potential to be the funiest thread ever. I spit my diet dr pepper all over the place.
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2011, 12:16:47 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 26, 2011, 08:41:08 AM
"Oh yeah! Ebony and Ivory posing together in harmony! Markus is following his own Ruhls of fashion with his Lycra barely there shorts. You never know when you're going to be asked to drop your drawers and show the seperation! The year is 1993, Mrs Doubtfire is taking America by storm and Markus looks like a blast from the past with his string tank. Perfect for the posing room or bathroom stall. What do you think of that styling fanny pack, Ronnie? Light Weight? Yeah Buddy! Dorian's fanny pack is better. Just kidding. Hands off the merchandise, Hulkster!



LOL at Ruhl's tiny Tanktop
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2011, 01:36:32 AM »
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2011, 02:31:54 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 25, 2011, 12:37:04 PM
"Now entering the octagon, The Getbigistrator, Ron Avidan! Displaying a stone face that sends terror through even the most hardened fashionista, Ron is rocking the perfect outfit for the schmoe on the go. Brighter than the most radiant menora, even the hood can't disguise him from the lines of fitness hoes. Coupled with the 48 inch waist  jeans and the eau de orange chicken, this media man has it all. One request, though, in the words of Lonnie Teper: "take off those sweats and let's have a look!!"




Heh Nice
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2011, 05:35:01 AM »
Mass04 = muscle poet.
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2011, 05:37:14 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on June 27, 2011, 05:35:01 AM
Mass04 = muscle poet.

And future AC & 'O speaker  8)
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2011, 12:52:35 PM »
"It's 4 time Mr.O, Jay Cutler! Jay, ever the modest muscle man is completely covered up in this Gasp checkered v-top. Not even the pattern can detract from Iron Jay's trademark shape and symmetry. Don't wear that in your next video, Jay. The loud pattern might keep me awake for the whole thing. Just joking, Cuts! A special shut out to MadMax6 for measuring Jay's inseam. We usually have a team for that but MadMax insisted on doing it himself.


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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2011, 12:58:22 PM »
Great thread. Mass has the fashion patter, cold.  ;D
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2011, 01:05:46 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 26, 2011, 07:39:28 PM
"Joining us on the runway next, via webcam, it's Derek Anthony! Your lesions, whoops, legions of fans couldn't be more excited. DA is modeling the House of Pain camo tank top, a must have for the summer season. Tell the world you mean business at the trailer park or while posing in front of a car you don't own. Toupee in the wash? No problem! No one will be the wiser with the stylish painters hat. Is that big white spot just primer, DA? You never know when your next John is coming, so buy a few to avoid embarrassing situations. When you have a successful radio show with over 4 listeners, you have to look your best, and I'm positive just like Derek is positive in more ways than one, you'll turn, twist, and bob up and down just as many heads as him this summer.




They need to get Derek on jersey shore, ahahaha
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2011, 01:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on June 27, 2011, 01:05:46 PM
They need to get Derek on jersey shore, ahahaha


In that case they should name that tv show 'New Jersey Whore'
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #48 on: June 27, 2011, 01:47:40 PM »
This is a model's face, no ?
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Re: Fashion shows, even weirder than bodybuilding shows
« Reply #49 on: June 27, 2011, 02:12:39 PM »
 ;D
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