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Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« on: July 02, 2011, 05:37:29 PM »
  If I learned something from Woody Allen's "Midnight In Paris" is that Hemingway used the word "courage" more than all other words in his vocabulary combined, and that he was the worst player ever:

  HEMINGWAY: "Picasso thinks that women are only for sleeping or painting..."
  
  LADY: "What do you think, monsieur?"
  
  HEMINGWAY: "I think a woman is equal to a man in courage. Have you ever shot a charging lion?"
  
  LADY: "No..."

  HEMINGWAY:"Would you like to know what that feels like?"

  LADY:"No."

  Lol wtf ??? Hemingway, the literary monster, should know that women who aren't lesbos couldn't care less about charging lions or what it feels to shoot them. But then, Woody Allen was probably a little jealous of Hemingway.

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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 05:41:31 PM »
Hemingway sounds like a guy who puts the pussy on a pedestal. Probably would have no problem eating the pussy of whores like Milo's does.

Was he gay?


http://nona-people.blogspot.com/2007/07/ernest-hemingway-was-gay.html
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2011, 05:51:59 PM »
Hemmingway books are a crock of shit. Some of the worst garbage i have ever read.
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 02:52:50 AM »
Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on July 02, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Hemmingway books are a crock of shit. Some of the worst garbage i have ever read.

Its that kinda shit that people read to make them look important ::)
Bohemian bullshit - like some asshole I saw that sat in startbucks outside smoking a ciggar and reading Crime and Punishment ::)
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 03:51:43 AM »
Quote from: Stark on July 03, 2011, 02:52:50 AM
Its that kinda shit that people read to make them look important ::)
Bohemian bullshit - like some asshole I saw that sat in startbucks outside smoking a ciggar and reading Crime and Punishment ::)

lolz
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2011, 04:01:34 AM »
Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on July 02, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Hemmingway books are a crock of shit. Some of the worst garbage i have ever read.
Old man and the Sea is pretty good. And his short stories, too. The rest? Meh.
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2011, 04:22:08 AM »
Quote from: Stark on July 03, 2011, 02:52:50 AM

Bohemian bullshit - like some asshole I saw that sat in startbucks outside smoking a ciggar and reading Crime and Punishment ::)

One time I was asked to leave a Starbucks for reading Hustler  :-\
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2011, 04:29:30 AM »
hemmingway learned to pick up women from dr chimps and kiwi while in a time travel experiment
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2011, 04:59:50 AM »
Quote from: the anabolic mon on July 03, 2011, 04:22:08 AM
One time I was asked to leave a Starbucks for reading Hustler  :-\

lol
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2011, 06:12:51 AM »
Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on July 02, 2011, 05:51:59 PM
Hemmingway books are a crock of shit. Some of the worst garbage i have ever read.

Great physique, shit literary tastes. 

What do you think is "good," kid?
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2011, 06:28:00 AM »
I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned that Hemingway was a ragin' alcoholic. The man could drink ! Lol. And drink, and drink, and drink, etc., etc.


As far as his work is concerned, I like it. :)
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2011, 06:34:54 AM »
Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on July 03, 2011, 06:28:00 AM
I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned that Hemingway was a ragin' alcoholic. The man could drink ! Lol. And drink, and drink, and drink, etc., etc.


As far as his work is concerned, I like it. :)

But don't forget what time he was living in, in that time a man was very much judged by the amount he could drink, they had different rollemodels - the rugged, silent, hard drinking adventurer - for one
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2011, 07:26:35 AM »
He knew how to pick up cats, I toured his house in Key West once I believe he had 64 cats once so they keep 64 on the property all the time in his memory. Wonder how much cat shit is produced each day?
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2011, 09:16:32 AM »
Quote from: Stark on July 03, 2011, 02:52:50 AM
Its that kinda shit that people read to make them look important ::)
Bohemian bullshit - like some asshole I saw that sat in startbucks outside smoking a ciggar and reading Crime and Punishment ::)

I've seen the same thing but they were reading Jack Kerouac's On the Road.  Nothing against the book but to many suburban kids think that reading On the Road makes them rebellious. 
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2011, 09:23:29 AM »
Quote from: Archer77 on July 03, 2011, 09:16:32 AM
I've seen the same thing but they were reading Jack Kerouac's On the Road.  Nothing against the book but to many suburban kids think that reading On the Road makes them rebellious. 
Bit dated now, but I never got that book. Didn't get Catcher in the Rye, either. 
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2011, 09:48:30 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on July 03, 2011, 09:23:29 AM
Bit dated now, but I never got that book. Didn't get Catcher in the Rye, either. 
you seem the type who dreamt about writing but like many other failures you resorted to showing your "flair" on getbig  :D
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2011, 11:02:44 AM »
I really liked some of his stuff. The Sun Also Rises for example.
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2011, 04:22:53 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 03, 2011, 07:26:35 AM
He knew how to pick up cats, I toured his house in Key West once I believe he had 64 cats once so they keep 64 on the property all the time in his memory. Wonder how much cat shit is produced each day?


You should get tested for toxo-plasma. Comes from cat shit.
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2011, 04:26:45 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on July 03, 2011, 09:23:29 AM
Bit dated now, but I never got that book. Didn't get Catcher in the Rye, either.  

Whenever I walk by a book store, I always have to buy the book Catcher in the Rye. I have over 100 copies of it. lol

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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2011, 04:31:57 PM »
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2011, 04:54:28 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on July 03, 2011, 04:01:34 AM
Old man and the Sea is pretty good. And his short stories, too. The rest? Meh.
Old man and the Sea was probably his best piece but i haven't read the rest. A Call to Arms was fucking garbage. He gets shelled while eating pasta and cheese and then the rest of the book is in the hospital. Just terrible. J.K. Rowling owns Hemingway I'm sad to say rofl.
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2011, 04:59:48 PM »
Quote from: doriancutlerman on July 03, 2011, 06:12:51 AM
Great physique, shit literary tastes. 

What do you think is "good," kid?
Most of my readings are nonfiction unfortunately but i can recollect a few books that i read that i enjoyed. I thought The Giver was a good book. I enjoyed The Hobbit but couldn't bring myself to read the Lord of the Rings series. I will get flamed for this but think The Harry Potter series was excellent but i started reading those when i was 12. A Wrinkle in Time, Z for Zacharia, etc.. etc. These aren't really what you would consider classics though and i am sure i will be flamed for them.
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2011, 12:08:16 AM »
A Wrinkle in Time was a great book so was Z for Zachariah
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Re: Hemingway: Worst Pick Up Artist Ever.
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2011, 12:19:00 AM »
how old are you leafy?
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