Author Topic: My wife had an awesome birthday party last weekend! (Read 100670 times)

wes · « **Reply #300 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:48:06 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 06, 2011, 01:43:50 PM

Start out celebrating a birthday, and end up in the tank for drunk and disorderly - the farkin' lot of you. I couldn't be more proud.

Now that would be something to be proud of if I do say so myself!

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #301 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:48:46 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on July 06, 2011, 01:47:25 PM

The moral of the story is- don't post pictures of your wife on a randon internet website with 100,000 unknown members.

wes · « **Reply #302 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:49:37 PM »

Doug Steele to the rescue!!

Thanks Doug!

TrueGrit · « **Reply #303 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:50:35 PM »

Classic getbig thread.

wes · « **Reply #304 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:50:48 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on July 06, 2011, 01:47:25 PM

The moral of the story is- don't post pictures of your wife on a randon internet website with 100,000 unknown members.

Especially this website......these fuckers are ruthless!

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #305 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:54:58 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 06, 2011, 01:44:38 PM

One you are by far the best homo we have here.....funny as fuck, and i hear you have quite the big penis as well

Go on....

But seriously folks, Groink has a great physique. I speak for those of us in our mid 40's here when saying that anyone in their 40-50's sporting a physique like that has a lot to be proud of.

"1"

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #306 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:56:52 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on July 06, 2011, 01:47:25 PM

The moral of the story is- don't post pictures of your wife on a randon internet website with 100,000 unknown members.

Rationally I agree, but I think Steve and his wife love the attention, no matter what

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #307 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:00:23 PM »

Quote from: wes on July 06, 2011, 01:49:37 PM

Doug Steele to the rescue!!

Thanks Doug!

I have to Un-Gay these threads sometimes.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #308 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:01:03 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on July 06, 2011, 01:48:46 PM

Now that's an ass you just want to spread open and bury your tongue in

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #309 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:15:05 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 06, 2011, 02:01:03 PM

Now that's an ass you just want to spread open and bury your tongue in

This guy gets it.

Big Worm · « **Reply #310 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:40:51 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 06, 2011, 01:00:12 PM

Sneaker purchase justification meltdown

Pussy Whipped Phaggot... What kind of Punk buys a woman (that he's already Phucking ),$1,000 dollar piece of Jewelery...? A N!ggaheaded bitch who thinks that's bling!? LOL... You're so weak.. Meltdown? It was better when Squadfather used to post it.. Means nothing when you say it.. I asked my wife ,why don't you wear the Jewelery I got for you...? She said because I'm not a 15yr.old black chick,trying to impress people...LOL...

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #311 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on July 06, 2011, 02:40:51 PM

Pussy Whipped Phaggot... What kind of Punk buys a woman (that he's already Phucking ),$1,000 dollar piece of Jewelery...? A N!ggaheaded bitch who thinks that's bling!? LOL... You're so weak.. Meltdown? It was better when Squadfather used to post it.. Means nothing when you say it.. I asked my wife ,why don't you wear the Jewelery I got for you...? She said because I'm not a 15yr.old black chick,trying to impress people...LOL...

What part of Brooklyn do you post from BigWorm?

"1"

Army of One · « **Reply #312 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:46:44 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 06, 2011, 01:24:16 PM

you can shut the fuck up too

HAHA, "tough" "guy" humorless groink trying to compensate for his lack of personality by playing the big man role, tell us a joke, your brain may explode trying to think of one

Big Worm · « **Reply #313 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:49:51 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 06, 2011, 02:46:44 PM

HAHA, "tough" "guy" humorless groink trying to compensate for his lack of personality by playing the big man role, tell us a joke, your brain may explode trying to think of one

LOL..!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #314 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on July 06, 2011, 02:40:51 PM

Pussy Whipped Phaggot... What kind of Punk buys a woman (that he's already Phucking ),$1,000 dollar piece of Jewelery...? A N!ggaheaded bitch who thinks that's bling!? LOL... You're so weak.. Meltdown? It was better when Squadfather used to post it.. Means nothing when you say it.. I asked my wife ,why don't you wear the Jewelery I got for you...? She said because I'm not a 15yr.old black chick,trying to impress people...LOL...

So in one sentence you say.."who would buy a bitch he's already fucking jewelry"

Then in another you ask your wife why she doesn't wear the jewelry you bought her.??....

So which one is it....do you want to be a liar or a hypocrite ?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #315 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:59:16 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on July 06, 2011, 02:46:44 PM

HAHA, "tough" "guy" humorless groink trying to compensate for his lack of personality by playing the big man role, tell us a joke, your brain may explode trying to think of one

Don't you have a "bob chick' thread to start, how many till it's an even thousand ??

Big Worm · « **Reply #316 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:00:27 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 06, 2011, 02:56:28 PM

So in one sentence you say.."who would buy a bitch he's already fucking jewelry"

Then in another you ask your wife why she doesn't wear the jewelry you bought her.??....

So which one is it....do you want to be a liar or a hypocrite ?

I'm married...! She's not "SOME GIRL"i'm Phucking, PHAGGOT! Any other questions,Little Squadfather?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #317 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:02:58 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on July 06, 2011, 03:00:27 PM

I'm married...! She's not "SOME GIRL"i'm Phucking, PHAGGOT! Any other questions,Little Squadfather?

Did you buy ANY her jewelry before you married her ?...or after you "phucked" her....you didn't buy her any more ??

Toying with idiots is fun

che · « **Reply #318 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:04:11 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on July 06, 2011, 01:47:25 PM

The moral of the story is- don't post pictures of your wife on a randon internet website with 100,000 unknown members.

I agree

wes · « **Reply #319 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:08:12 PM »

Damn Che,you lucky bastard you!

che · « **Reply #320 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:10:48 PM »

Quote from: wes on July 06, 2011, 03:08:12 PM

Damn Che,you lucky bastard you!

Haha ,that's not me Wes , that's my wife .

makaveli25 · « **Reply #321 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:12:24 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 06, 2011, 02:01:03 PM

Now that's an ass you just want to spread open and bury your tongue in

Very nice I give her a ten!!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #322 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:15:11 PM »

Quote from: che on July 06, 2011, 03:04:11 PM

I agree

LOLOLOL...yes indeed Che....99% of the turds here will never know the pleasure of possessing a highly desirable female and having sex with her whenever you want.

The reality of their puke filled existence is pulling their puds to online porn, and for a few minutes they buy into their pathetic fantasy as they masturbate furiously.....then they pop their little corks and the cold shower that is reality washes over them...and they are lonely, pedestrian fops with few friends, and no woman in their life. Hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa

Meanwhile guys like you and i are in the kitchen, grabbing a snack and giving our big penises a chance to recharge before we go upstairs and bone our women again...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO L !!!!!!

che · « **Reply #323 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:18:30 PM »

Quote from: Groink on July 06, 2011, 03:15:11 PM

LOLOLOL...yes indeed Che....99% of the turds here will never know the pleasure of possessing a highly desirable female and having sex with her whenever you want.

The reality of their puke filled existence is pulling their puds to online porn, and for a few minutes they buy into their pathetic fantasy as they masturbate furiously.....then they pop their little corks and the cold shower that is reality washes over them...and they are lonely, pedestrian fops with few friends, and no woman in their life. Hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa

Meanwhile guys like you and i are in the kitchen, grabbing a snack and giving our big penises a chance to recharge before we go upstairs and bone our women again...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO L !!!!!!

Haha

QFT

titusisback · « **Reply #324 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:25:02 PM »

LOLOLOL...yes indeed ....a turd here will never know the pleasure of possessing highly desirable females and having sex with a different one whenever you want.

The reality of the turd is to fantasize of having sex with a different woman as the turd has sex with the same woman week after week, year after a year.... Hahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa

Meanwhile guys like me are in the kitchen, grabbing a drink and giving my big penis a chance to recharge before I go to the club and later that night bone a different women again...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO L !!!!!!