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suckmymuscle

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Best Workout In Years.
« on: July 11, 2011, 04:45:13 PM »
  Here's the thing. Yesterday, I was at a dinner with friends, and they served French cheeses with Cabernet as an appetizer. I ate massive amounts of Camembert, Gruyére and Comté. I started to feel dizzy and full, so I excused myself and went home to sleep. Today, I went to the gym to do a chest/shoulders wokout and I was massively stronger. I benched 315 lbs for 6 clean reps with the bar touching my chest. The previous workout, I did 3 reps with this weight. I front military pressed 180 lbs for 8 reps. This is a rep less than I did in my previous workout...but with 50 extra pounds stacked on the bar!!!!!! Not only that, I felt a lot fuller after the workout and I am feeling no soreness whatsoever.

  Here is my theory: cheese, and especially French cheeses, are extremely rich in CLA. And unlike the CLA in supplements which the body does not absorb and utilize at all, the CLA in cheese is extremely bioavailable. Cheese and raw whole milk contain a lot of other fatty acids and co-factors that dramatically increase the body's ability to utilize CLA. The problem is that eating fatty French cheeses every day is not a solution, not only because these cheeses are extremely expensive, but also because, given the amount of saturated fats and Sodium they have, eating them every day is almost a garanteed myocardial infarction or stroke in less than a year. You should eat something that is 50% saturated fat in massive amounts no more than a few times a year.

  I have come to the conclusion that CLA is the best bodybuilding supplement. End of story. Nothing else comes even close. Forget nitric oxide. Forget creatine, HMB, Glutamine, etc. This shit is for real. What supplement companies need to do is figure out a CLA in synthetic form that the body can actually absorb dammit.

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 04:46:28 PM »
Try 20 mg of dbol before a workout I bet its better than "cla"  ::)

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 04:47:55 PM »
no way it was the cheese any idea how much you would have had to have eaten to get any effect.
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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 04:48:44 PM »
Try 20 mg of dbol before a workout I bet its better than "cla".

  You are a moron, bro, and I mean this seriously.

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2011, 04:50:13 PM »
  You are a moron, bro, and I mean this seriously.

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How am I a moron it's the truth isn't it. Forget it I don't need any damn dbol or anadrol im gonna go eat a bunch of french cheese. You unlocked the secret  ;D

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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2011, 04:52:30 PM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!! God, your entertainin', Lieutenant ! I'll be sure to eat a block of cheese before I do legs tomorrow ! LOLOLOLOL !!! Nevermind the fact that I won't be able to shit for the next 3 days ! I'm goin' to be strong and huge, baby ! :D :D

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2011, 04:53:27 PM »
How am I a moron it's the truth isn't it. Forget it I don't need any damn dbol or anadrol im gonna go eat a bunch of french cheese. You unlocked the secret  ;D

  If you read what I wrote, I said that CLA is the best bodybuilding supplement. Learn to fucking read, you fucking moron.

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2011, 04:54:49 PM »
Will guvment cheese work as well ?

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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2011, 04:57:06 PM »
  If you read what I wrote, I said that CLA is the best bodybuilding supplement. Learn to fucking read, you fucking moron.

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2011, 05:27:01 PM »
what is a "front military press"

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2011, 05:28:19 PM »
"suckmymuscle" is almost worse then "musclemcanus"

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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2011, 05:43:26 PM »
LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!! God, your entertainin', Lieutenant ! I'll be sure to eat a block of cheese before I do legs tomorrow ! LOLOLOLOL !!! Nevermind the fact that I won't be able to shit for the next 3 days ! I'm goin' to be strong and huge, baby ! :D :D

  I doubled my strength from one workout to the next. Do you have any idea of how insane this is?

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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2011, 05:49:29 PM »
  I doubled my strength from one workout to the next. Do you have any idea of how insane this is?

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Was a good gimmick but you are slipping lately.

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2011, 06:05:44 PM »
How am I a moron it's the truth isn't it. Forget it I don't need any damn dbol or anadrol im gonna go eat a bunch of french cheese. You unlocked the secret  ;D

lol suckmymuscle is a strange fella. Just popped 100mg anapolon/1cc cyp/5iu slin suckymuscle :-*
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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2011, 06:07:26 PM »
Its the fat in the cheese which gave you good energy.

suckmymuscle

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2011, 06:13:43 PM »
  French cheeses have over twice the amount of CLA that Americans cheeses have due to the fact that French cows graze and eat grass whilst American cows are raised in confinement and eat mostly grains:

  http://www.google.com.br/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CDMQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fivesensesculinarytours.com%2Fnewsletters%2FCheese_Guilt.html&ei=kp4bTssmqLXQAY_BpNQH&usg=AFQjCNEkpeQHFeFS9rqLBXlXQnFLQuOIHQ

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2011, 06:20:42 PM »
I had a great workout thunder-humping the will to live out of your mother this morning 8)

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2011, 06:25:31 PM »
I had a great workout thunder-humping the will to live out of your mother this morning 8)

  That is not possible. My mother is not a pedophile.

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2011, 06:27:35 PM »
Wonder what would have happened if you had ate some pussy pre/post workout?
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suckmymuscle

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2011, 06:31:08 PM »
Wonder what would have happened if you had ate some pussy pre/post workout?

  Almost witty....keep trying.

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2011, 06:33:00 PM »
  Almost witty....keep trying.

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post workout pussy eating is what I prefer
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2011, 06:42:33 PM »
  That is not possible. My mother is not a pedophile.

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She did not have any say in the matter.

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2011, 06:43:21 PM »
Try 20 mg of dbol before a workout I bet its better than "cla"  ::)

my best workouts are when I am clean

when on the sauce I just want to sleep  ;D

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2011, 06:45:57 PM »
Those numbers are pathetic for a 6 foot 300 pounder with abs and 600 pound raw bencher. You must of lost some tendon strength. Remember, strong tendon --strong bench--just like a bench shirt.

suckmymuscle

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Re: Best Workout In Years.
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2011, 06:50:50 PM »
She did not have any say in the matter.

  Still not possible: a toddler could not restrain a grown woman.

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