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Re: I need help with a problem.
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2011, 07:13:42 PM »
Are your trousers wool or cotton?  Or are they that damnable stuff called polyester?

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Re: I need help with a problem.
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2011, 07:15:58 PM »
Are your trousers wool or cotton?  Or are they that damnable stuff called polyester?

I know they are not wool or 100% cotton. They are some kind of blend. Hell I don't know. I hate them but I have wore Dockers a few times and they do the same thing. Fuck, I am cursed.

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« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2011, 07:25:04 PM »
  Only buy clothing that are 100% wool or cotton, purge your wardrobe of all clothing with any polyester...
Your trousers may be ill-fitting in the thighs, do you have a problem with holes forming in the crotch?

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« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2011, 07:27:07 PM »
Only buy clothing that are 100% wool or cotton, purge your wardrobe of all clothing with any polyester...
Your trousers may be ill-fitting in the thighs, do you have a problem with holes forming in the crotch?

Uhhh... the question makes me feel a little uneasy but what the hell, no sir, no holes forming in the crotch.

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Re: I need help with a problem.
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2011, 07:33:15 PM »
Uhhh... the question makes me feel a little uneasy but what the hell, no sir, no holes forming in the crotch.

When my thighs and quads got bigger, my old trousers developed holes in the inner/upper thigh where the material rubbed together...They were too small in the thigh...that's what I mean.  If your trousers are too small, it may cause or stimulate your problem...

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« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2011, 07:34:33 PM »


you must be
a beast
with your
massive quads

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« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2011, 07:38:01 PM »

you must be
a beast
with your
massive quads

Maddy, you seem angry. Are you suffering with sea monkeys as well. Open up to us at getbig. We are all here to support each other that suffer from such ailments as goo ass, herpes, and lodged butt plugs. Don't carry the burden alone...we care.   ;)

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« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2011, 07:38:55 PM »
eeehh, not too beastly, I just had to buy a larger size...

Do you have the trousers altered?

It may be worthwhile to splurge and get a couple pair made to measure at the Custom Shop.

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« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2011, 07:40:38 PM »
Hyperhidrosis

Treatment
Several treatment options are available for primary hyperhidrosis. Your doctor will work with you to find the least invasive treatment options that relieve symptoms. Surgery is reserved for patients with severe symptoms who haven't found relief from other treatments.

Treatment for secondary hyperhidrosis focuses on diagnosing and treating the underlying health condition causing the sweating.

Topical medications
For light-to-moderate hyperhidrosis, your doctor will likely recommend applying a nonprescription, over-the-counter, clinical strength antiperspirant on problem areas as an initial treatment. Options that work well might include Certain Dri, Secret Clinical Strength, Degree Clinical Protections and 5 Day.

Prescription antiperspirants with aluminum chloride are the next step. Typically, prescription antiperspirants (Drysol, Xerac) are applied to dry skin before bedtime. Covering the affected areas during sleep can be helpful. Six to eight hours later, the antiperspirant should be washed off. Prescription antiperspirants may cause red, swollen and itchy skin.

Iontophoresis
In this procedure, your doctor will show you how to use a battery-powered device to deliver a low current of electricity to the hands or feet, and sometimes the armpits, through water-saturated wool pads. Iontophoresis treatment alters the outer layers of skin to prevent sweat from coming to the surface.

The treatment, which can be mild to moderately painful, needs to be performed two times a day for three to four weeks. This intense treatment can decrease sweating for several weeks. Then you'll need to repeat the process. Devices are available so you can do this procedure at home. You shouldn't use this treatment if you are pregnant or have a pacemaker.

Although iontophoresis is quite safe, it may be no more effective than a topical antiperspirant.

Oral Medications
Several oral medications can help control hyperhidrosis.

Anticholinergics (such as glycopyrrolate) block nerve impulses to sweat glands.
Carbonic anhydrase inhibitors (such as topiramate) inhibit sweating.
Clonidine reduces nerve stimuli, thereby reducing sweat output.
Older types of antidepressants, such as amitriptyline, can reduce sweating and also can help patients cope with hyperhidrosis. Possible side effects are dry mouth, blurred vision and difficulty with urination. Anti-anxiety medications are an option for patients whose excessive sweating is primarily due to stress-induced anxiety. But they usually aren't effective.

Botulinum Toxin (Botox)
Botulinum toxin (Botox) treatment temporarily blocks the nerves that trigger your sweat glands. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved Botox for axillary (underarm) hyperhidrosis in 2004.

At Mayo Clinic, dermatologists administer Botox. Your doctor could inject up to 20 small doses of Botox in a treatment session. Often, the injection sites are determined using diagnostic sweat tests. To ease pain caused by the injections, your doctor will use anesthetic techniques that might include oral or intravenous sedation medication or topical creams.

Typically, you should see improvements in two to four days. The benefit usually lasts four to six months. Then, the treatment needs to be repeated. Botox is used most successfully for underarm hyperhidrosis but it can be used for sweaty palms. Less often, it's considered for facial sweating because of the risk that it might weaken facial muscles.

Surgery
If you have severe hyperhidrosis and other treatments haven't worked, surgery may be an option. Mayo Clinic surgeons are among the most experienced anywhere in providing minimally invasive surgical treatment for hyperhidrosis. Two approaches involve interrupting the nerve signal triggering excessive sweating. The other approach is to remove some sweat glands. Learn more about hyperhidrosis surgery.

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Re: I need help with a problem.
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2011, 07:42:04 PM »
eeehh, not too beastly, I just had to buy a larger size...

Do you have the trousers altered?

It may be worthwhile to splurge and get a couple pair made to measure at the Custom House.

Maybe they can alter the pants to where they insert a maxi pad in the ass of them to soak up the monkeys. I just don't want them to look like I am packing a potatoe back there.

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« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2011, 07:44:15 PM »


angry
hahaha

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« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2011, 07:45:54 PM »
LMFAO @ this thread ;D ;D ;D

Seriously though
The underwear - 100% cotton?

There's a natural antiperspirant thing out there - a salt crystal or something - that is supposed to work great.  Totally odorless, colorless and lasts for years.  I'll see if I can find what it is.

Otherwise, it might be time for Depends  :-\
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Re: I need help with a problem.
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2011, 07:47:11 PM »
Hyperhidrosis


Iontophoresis
In this procedure, your doctor will show you how to use a battery-powered device to deliver a low current of electricity to the hands or feet, and sometimes the armpits, through water-saturated wool pads. Iontophoresis treatment alters the outer layers of skin to prevent sweat from coming to the surface.

The treatment, which can be mild to moderately painful, needs to be performed two times a day for three to four weeks. This intense treatment can decrease sweating for several weeks. Then you'll need to repeat the process. Devices are available so you can do this procedure at home. You shouldn't use this treatment if you are pregnant or have a pacemaker.



Great info. I just don't want to stick a battery powered device in my ass crack. My wife tried that one time and I slapped the piss out of her.

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« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2011, 07:47:27 PM »
Maddy, you seem angry. Are you suffering with sea monkeys as well. Open up to us at getbig. We are all here to support each other that suffer from such ailments as goo ass, herpes, and lodged butt plugs. Don't carry the burden alone...we care.   ;)

Maybe Maddy has schweaty balls  ???
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« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2011, 07:48:58 PM »
LMFAO @ this thread  ;D ;D ;D

Seriously though
The underwear - 100% cotton?

There's a natural antiperspirant thing out there - a crystal or something - that is supposed to work great.  Totally odorless, colorless and lasts for years.  I'll see if I can find what it is.

Otherwise, it might be time for Depends  :-\
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Yes, 100% cotton boxer briefs. I tried the Under Armour boxer briefs but it was worse. You are a woman, would you bang a guy after you see him leave a sea monkey?

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« Reply #65 on: July 13, 2011, 07:49:05 PM »
Great info. I just don't want to stick a battery powered device in my ass crack. My wife tried that one time and I slapped the piss out of her.

because she hadn't
done it sooner?

maybe maddy
doesnt have
balls

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« Reply #66 on: July 13, 2011, 07:49:35 PM »
Great info. I just don't want to stick a battery powered device in my ass crack. My wife tried that one time and I slapped the piss out of her.
Funniest thread in a long time

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« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2011, 08:06:29 PM »

Yes, 100% cotton boxer briefs. I tried the Under Armour boxer briefs but it was worse. You are a woman, would you bang a guy after you see him leave a sea monkey?

It looks like those salt crystals are mainly used as a deodorant.  Wouldn't hurt to try.  A health food / supplement store should carry them.

I can't really answer your other question, but I'd say it's something to be embarrassed about.
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« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2011, 08:07:06 PM »
I have a 2 hour meeting first thing in the morning so it will be a good test. I will try to get online during the meeting and give an update.

Riveting stuff here.  ;D

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« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2011, 08:09:28 PM »
It looks like those salt crystals are mainly used as a deodorant.  Wouldn't hurt to try.  A health food / supplement store should carry them.

I can't really answer your other question, but I'd say it's something to be embarrassed about.


Do you think a woman would overlook it if I wiped up the sea monkey with a $100 bill then threw it away?

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« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2011, 08:10:28 PM »
Try wearing under armor instead of underwear

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« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2011, 08:12:18 PM »
Try wearing under armor instead of underwear

Yes, 100% cotton boxer briefs. I tried the Under Armour boxer briefs but it was worse.

Done tried it. But thank you for the suggestion.

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« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2011, 09:14:48 PM »
Do you think a woman would overlook it if I wiped up the sea monkey with a $100 bill then threw it away?

Now you're just being silly :D
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« Reply #73 on: July 14, 2011, 03:34:33 AM »
She appeared to be a woman that was more than likely not into Sea Monkeys.
Forget this bitch. Utilise your strengths.

Advertise on Craigslist for a woman who's into this sort of thing.

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« Reply #74 on: July 14, 2011, 03:42:35 AM »
I have to wear dress pants for work. I either conduct or attend meetings all week long. When I sit on a vinyl or leather covered chair for over a 1/2 an hour, when I get up I leave what I like to call a "Sea Monkey". A small line of ass and/or ballsack sweat on the seat of the chair. Yesterday I was sitting next to a pretty good looking woman and was working her a little but when we got up for a break she looked down and seen my sea monkey. That pretty much ruined any chance I had if any. I bath everyday and have even tried baby powder in the morning. The baby powder just turns into cake batter.
Anyone else have this problem and has a solution? I thought of stuffing a slice of Wonder Bread in my shorts to soak it up but that could get messy as well. Pic available on request. Thank you in advance.
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