I get a more intense workout in the home gym anyway. Always got the more dramatic results in less time. A pot of strong coffee and naked Nordic chicks on the computer.
Good move! What's next? Good Lord, someone might say hi or ask to work in!
I would also advise you to move to the rural mountains, live in hut and send a letter bomb to the gym.
I almost cancelled my gym membership when the cute desk girl wouldn't blow me on demand.
The 74 yr old cleaning lady stepped up and gave me a happy ending in the shower stall, so I didn't quit.