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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2011, 11:50:56 AM »
Quote from: hench on July 15, 2011, 11:21:49 AM
Bloodsport's getting a remake too, whats the betting Shia Lapoof gets the role of Dux  ::)

Who will play Jackson?


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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #51 on: July 15, 2011, 12:03:00 PM »
Quote from: hench on July 15, 2011, 11:21:49 AM
Bloodsport's getting a remake too, whats the betting Shia Lapoof gets the role of Dux  ::)
Noooooo they better not ruin one of my favorite childhood movies, or I'll give someone a death touch to the throat
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #52 on: July 15, 2011, 12:34:15 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on July 15, 2011, 12:03:00 PM
Noooooo they better not ruin one of my favorite childhood movies, or I'll give someone a death touch to the throat

Mhm. Wait til they butcher Kickboxer, with Orlando Bloom as Kurt.
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #53 on: July 15, 2011, 12:34:47 PM »
Quote from: The_Punisher on July 15, 2011, 09:02:00 AM
shit, Fright night still remains  one of the  Top 3 horror flick in my book. I remember how terrified I was after seeing this flick when I was 9yrs old. yes, it's one of the best horror flick of all times.

wow i thought i was the only one that saw the greatness of fright night

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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #54 on: July 15, 2011, 12:51:05 PM »
the original



the remake

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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #55 on: July 15, 2011, 12:55:39 PM »
Quote from: Desolate on July 14, 2011, 09:06:38 PM
This jackass is already going to be in another remake.

Next month, Fright Night hits theaters. Farrell is playing the vampire role made popular by actor Chris Sarandon in the horror classic featuring Planet of the Apes star Roddy McDowell.






And now, he thinks he can play the Schwarzenegger? ???

This douche has quite the career going. ::)

Completely messed up FN.  >:(
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #56 on: July 15, 2011, 01:01:07 PM »
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #57 on: July 15, 2011, 01:02:02 PM »
Quote from: jedibrat on July 15, 2011, 12:51:05 PM
the original



the remake



the remake directors cut

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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #58 on: July 15, 2011, 02:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 15, 2011, 11:16:16 AM
Good lord, I thought this was a joke til I looked it up, how can you remake Commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Easy. Turn it into a musical


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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #59 on: July 15, 2011, 03:35:41 PM »
Bolo Yeung could probably still play Chong Li no joke
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #60 on: July 15, 2011, 09:12:20 PM »
Quote from: Nails on July 15, 2011, 11:17:49 AM



Fucking Arnold! 8)

He was the best...THE BEST!           

                                                                                 
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #61 on: July 15, 2011, 09:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 14, 2011, 08:48:32 PM
Oh brother,how can you replace arnie with some ex boyband wannabe with 13inch arms and sticks for legs?!These Hollywood execs need to be rounded up and shown what a real man looks like



  Yeah...because real life heroes have cartoon muscles and waxed chests...
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #62 on: July 15, 2011, 09:59:51 PM »
I've heard that Colin Farrell is so pre-occupied by the size of his penis, that early on in his career he knew he was struck with the Irish curse but demanded his team say at any and every instance that he had a huge penis. He even went as far as wearing a fake rubber cock in his underwear during filming where some might notice. Ashton Kutchar is rumored to do the same thing. And Ashton even laughs about wearing a fake rubber penis during a Saturday night live skit :-\
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #63 on: July 15, 2011, 10:08:03 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 15, 2011, 09:59:51 PM
I've heard that Colin Farrell is so pre-occupied by the size of his penis, that early on in his career he knew he was struck with the Irish curse but demanded his team say at any and every instance that he had a huge penis. He even went as far as wearing a fake rubber cock in his underwear during filming where some might notice. Ashton Kutchar is rumored to do the same thing. And Ashton even laughs about wearing a fake rubber penis during a Saturday night live skit :-\

Others say Ashton has a horse cock and that Demi Moore's ex Bruce liked to watch huge black dudes bang his wife. He supposedly even had them sign waivers. And that when Ashton came into the scene with is +10 inch, they knew they didn't have to worry anymore about being busted with the Negro's. Fuck up story but who knows. Is weird that Ashton could have anyone and winds up with some old used up bitch.

Side note---Many strippers on Howard Stern had stated that Bruce was ok on the "size" department. Some were even shown trying to hold back laughter. Howard guessed that it was sub 6 inches and none of them denied it. So if Kutcher has a 10+ inch cock, Demi the mudshark would be in fcking heaven. Yes she should be shot dead, but she would be in heaven.
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #64 on: July 15, 2011, 10:11:45 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 15, 2011, 09:59:51 PM
I've heard that Colin Farrell is so pre-occupied by the size of his penis, that early on in his career he knew he was struck with the Irish curse

This video may disprove that (no homo)

http://www.mofosex.com/videos/5975/colin-farrell-sex-tape-.html
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #65 on: July 15, 2011, 10:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 15, 2011, 10:11:45 PM
This video may disprove that (no homo)

http://www.mofosex.com/videos/5975/colin-farrell-sex-tape-.html

For sure it does. No Irish curse of Colin.  Whats upsetting about the video is that Farrell really seems to put the pussy on a pedestal. To the point where he pulls a Milo's and eats the pussy of a whore. Does he really have to talk this bitch up that much to fuck her? Or was he doing that just to turn himself on? Another thing is he really didn't bare down and tear into it. He is almost a lame fuck if you will.
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #66 on: July 15, 2011, 10:25:10 PM »
Quote from: Nails on July 15, 2011, 11:50:34 AM
you can almost say Death Race  was a rip-off Running man



Eh..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #67 on: July 15, 2011, 10:36:30 PM »
fuck this, total recall is still an amazing movie today and one of my favorites, why do they need to remake it?  there's no possible way it could be better than the original.
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #68 on: July 16, 2011, 01:00:16 AM »
Quote from: Desolate on July 15, 2011, 09:12:20 PM
Fucking Arnold! 8)

He was the best FUCK...THE BEST evar!           

                                                                                 


Wow. I knew he got around and shit...
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #69 on: July 16, 2011, 01:06:14 AM »
Now all he has to do is quit smoking and back off the opiates...


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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #70 on: July 16, 2011, 05:50:47 AM »
the vid of Colin and his penis just prove that he has an average one. 6 inches at best. nothing to write home about.
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #71 on: July 16, 2011, 09:26:41 AM »
Quote from: chadstallion on July 16, 2011, 05:50:47 AM
the vid of Colin and his penis just prove that he has an average one. 6 inches at best. nothing to write home about.


Whose do you "write home" about?  ;D
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #72 on: July 16, 2011, 12:51:35 PM »
Quote from: dyslexic on July 16, 2011, 09:26:41 AM

Whose do you "write home" about?  ;D
anyone with 9 or more..
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #73 on: July 16, 2011, 02:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on July 15, 2011, 03:35:41 PM
Bolo Yeung could probably still play Chong Li no joke

He's incredible!!!!
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Re: Colin Farrell taken Arnies place in Total Recall remake
« Reply #74 on: July 17, 2011, 02:30:20 AM »
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