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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2011, 07:21:27 AM »
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2011, 07:24:30 AM »
Taking a good shit everyday is the key to happiness. Sex feels better but is not as essential on a daily basis.
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2011, 07:32:29 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 05:30:16 AM
The one I am replacing is only 3 years old but it is a cheap Eljer. Biggest piece of shit I have ever owned. I even had to buy a heavy duty plunger to keep in that bathroom because guest would be embarrased when they would clog it. This is why I am so excited about this new purchase.

Should have just handed them one of those Playdough extrusion plates.

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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2011, 07:45:38 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 05:18:29 AM
I was going to put it on ebay. I believe it will bring more money uncleaned. juruth is more than welcome to bid on it. He can clean the bowl with a slice of bread.  ;D

hahaha ;D
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2011, 11:51:02 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 18, 2011, 06:48:53 PM
Pretty excited about this purchase. I asked the guy on the phone taking the order if this toilet would flush a 3 pound meat loaf without clogging. Once he quit laughing he said yes. I asked for it in writing but he said he couldn't do that. You are all welcome to come over and put it to the test. We can fill it to the rim then give it a flush. Anyone own one of these??

http://www.nationalbuildersupply.com/p/toto-cst744e01-toilet.html
you went and jogged a memory, it is said that this guy could lose 20 lbs overnight and clogged many a toilet including mike mentzer's. may he rip.
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2011, 11:58:01 AM »
A quality toilet with a powerful flush is imperative for the hard training (and huge eating) bodybuilder.
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2011, 12:14:23 PM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 05:30:16 AM
The one I am replacing is only 3 years old but it is a cheap Eljer. Biggest piece of shit I have ever owned. I even had to buy a heavy duty plunger to keep in that bathroom because guest would be embarrased when they would clog it. This is why I am so excited about this new purchase.

wow  ;D
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2011, 12:34:58 PM »
Maybe this would be a nice present for the gym**rat: the turd twister..for the artistic shitter.
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2011, 01:21:22 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on July 19, 2011, 12:34:58 PM
Maybe this would be a nice present for the gym**rat: the turd twister..for the artistic shitter.

So what do I do with this. I take it I will have to somehow get it impaled in my ass. Not sure if I will be able to talk the wife into assisting me with the installation. But hey, if it will get me to make turds that Picasso would envy then I am game.
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2011, 11:44:28 PM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 18, 2011, 06:54:22 PM
Fuck me, I did not think of that. I will check it out. Not supposed to shit for 48 hrs. I was just worried about getting a john to choke down my turds. Thank you.

These things you have to think about, because it isn't so much about the hole in the shitter, than it is about the piping's from there to sewer. You know, you can't put 12" shit in the 4" tube...
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2011, 10:05:25 AM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 19, 2011, 06:51:36 AM
Because the last thing I want to do is pick up turds out of the backyard or smell them steaming in the summer heat when I am hanging out at the pool. I don't live in a primative campground. Somedays I wish I did.
You like it, admit it! It beats spiral skidmarks in the toilet bowl, doesn't it??!
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2011, 10:09:48 AM »
honey badger doesn't give a shit...
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2011, 11:16:40 AM »
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2011, 11:21:43 AM »
 :)
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2011, 11:36:32 AM »
Quote from: dutchguy on July 21, 2011, 11:21:43 AM
:)

That is one sweet pussy. You hittin' that dutch?
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2011, 11:50:01 AM »
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2011, 11:56:04 AM »
Quote from: Thespritz0 on July 21, 2011, 11:50:01 AM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/odd-22186925/extremely-loud-toilet-25996008.html


This is what he ACTUALLY ORDERED!!!!! :o

Damn! That would be enough to scare the shit out of you. Pun intended.   :D
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2011, 11:56:13 AM »
I'm sure the Gym**rat likes this guy....
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2011, 12:01:34 PM »
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2011, 12:02:49 PM »
Taking dumps is important...
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2011, 12:04:08 PM »
 :D
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2011, 12:05:01 PM »
Quote from: Deicide on July 21, 2011, 12:02:49 PM
Taking dumps is important...

Thank you! Finally someone that understands me. I just got an email confirmation today that it has shipped!   ;D
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2011, 12:07:57 PM »
Quote from: gym**rat on July 21, 2011, 12:05:01 PM
Thank you! Finally someone that understands me. I just got an email confirmation today that it has shipped!   ;D
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2011, 12:10:26 PM »
anyone noticed that quilted toilet paper is a right bastard for blocking toilets ? every blockage we've had has been a result of using thick, soft bog roll
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Re: Just ordered a new shitter!
« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2011, 02:42:07 PM »
Quote from: bradistani on July 21, 2011, 12:10:26 PM
anyone noticed that quilted toilet paper is a right bastard for blocking toilets ? every blockage we've had has been a result of using thick, soft bog roll

I will never use anything but Charmin. Even if it is free toilet paper day at the grocery store I am buying my Charmin. It does clog easier especially when you have that hunk of shit hanging on an ass hair and you end up smearing it all over your ass crack and it takes you 4 wipes to clean up.
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