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The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« on: July 31, 2011, 09:31:24 PM »
Go to a gym, do 2 inch ROM reps with heavy weights and BOOM, now you're a "powerlifter"...


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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2011, 10:34:53 PM »
They are so obese they need to use kneewraps and triple ply suits during their morning dump, in order to stand up from the toilet with their utterly obese bodies.  I dont know what's less of a "sport", bodybuilding or powerlifting.
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2011, 11:16:44 PM »
Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on July 31, 2011, 10:34:53 PM
They are so obese they need to use kneewraps and triple ply suits during their morning dump, in order to stand up from the toilet with their utterly obese bodies.  I dont know what's less of a "sport", bodybuilding or powerlifting.

Well, i don't see the point in powerlifting anyways, but it's ridiculous that every fat guy in the gym thinks he's a powerlifter.  ::) ::)
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 12:27:42 AM »
Eat less, move more.  Best diet on the planet.
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DK II

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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 12:35:27 AM »
Quote from: Emmortal on August 01, 2011, 12:27:42 AM
Eat less, move more.  Best diet on the planet.


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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 12:56:04 AM »
Powrelifting   :D  LOL

"Hey Look, I can move this 2 inches and put it back"





Enough of Achievement for one lifetime  ::) ::)
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 01:34:36 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on August 01, 2011, 12:56:04 AM
Powrelifting   :D  LOL

"Hey Look, I can move this 2 inches and put it back"





Enough of Achievement for one lifetime  ::) ::)

You forgot:

"Guess i don't need to diet after all, i am big and powerful".  ::) ::)
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 01:49:34 AM »
Quote from: DK II on August 01, 2011, 01:34:36 AM
You forgot:

"Guess i don't need to diet after all, i am big and powerful".  ::) ::)

Hahah, yep.

Same with many shot-putters... they look more like average brother-americano than an athlete  ;D
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 01:49:58 AM »
That's what i don't like about powerlifting.  They do everything they can with their technique to minimize how far they have to lift the weight.

At least with olympic weightlifting you can't do that sort of thing.

Btw, bodybuilding is not a sport, it is a art !



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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 05:27:53 AM »
LOL, saw two ''powerlifters'' at the gym today, both midgets, 30% bodyfat, 2 inch ROM on hammer machines ::) both bald too, what awesome genetics ::)
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 05:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Schmoe Buster on August 01, 2011, 05:27:53 AM
LOL, saw two ''powerlifters'' at the gym today, both midgets, 30% bodyfat, 2 inch ROM on hammer machines ::) both bald too, what awesome genetics ::)

LOL, i know the type, fits perfectly.
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 06:08:20 AM »
Yes or just say you're "on a bulk [since 1997]".
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 06:09:09 AM »
"I train for strength, I don't care how I look. That I look like shit is a pure coincidence."  ;D
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 06:09:35 AM »
Quote from: Hulkotron on August 01, 2011, 06:08:20 AM
Yes or just say you're "on a bulk [since 1997]".

Most "powerlifters" don't even look like they are working out, they are just looking for an excuse to be fat.
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2011, 06:10:16 AM »
Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on August 01, 2011, 06:09:09 AM
"I train for strength, I don't care how I look. That I look like shit is a pure coincidence."  ;D

hahahaahah, i love that one!!

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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2011, 06:15:00 AM »
Powerlifting use to be a sport before bench shirts and squat suits.  Also the squats are so shallow now. They are not even half squats no matter how many times they tell me they are.

Powerlifting is also misnamed.  Olympic lifting shows what power is.  Powerlifting should have been named strength lifting.

If you want to increase your vertical leap and sprinting speed do some olympic lifting like power cleans.  Throw in some deep olympic type back squats. I have never met a guy who could put 300lbs over head from the floor that wasn't incredibly fast.  

Sorry, but most powerlifters of today cannot use their "power" for anything athletic. Does a guy who power squats 900lbs and can't run a good 40 time or dunk a basketball have powerful legs?  I say he doesn't.
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2011, 06:20:32 AM »
"Powerlifting".  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2011, 06:24:19 AM »
Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on August 01, 2011, 06:09:09 AM
"I train for strength, I don't care how I look. That I look like shit is a pure coincidence."  ;D

Yes, this character also usually "blew out" his knee playing JV high school football 15 years ago and thus cannot squat, or sometimes cannot do any leg exercises at all.  A tragic ailment.
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2011, 04:53:12 PM »
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2011, 04:59:22 PM »
Quote from: Sean C. Rider on August 01, 2011, 04:43:58 PM
I'm guessing that at least one of them (if not both) sported a goatee and would know who Lexington Steele is despite hating blacks.  


:o.

Someone knows his Powerlifting!  There's also a strong tranny porn knowledge base in Powerlifting for some reason.

Still there is something slightly more manly, just slightly, about a man pouring his cake batteresque physique into a 3 ply canvas suit in the persuit of big weights rather than gleefully shoe horning his greased up manass into a thong for the enjoyment of other men like many a semi pro or pro bodybuilder. But to each his own.
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2011, 05:01:59 PM »
Bullshit thread. Sorry, Donkey Kong. I powerlifted for a bit back in the day. Competed RAW. I can assure you MY ROM ( as well as everyone else's there ) was SPOT-ON ! Squats were ass to the floor. Bench presses were to the chest with a " nice " little pause. Deadlifts were ... well, deadlifts ! Lol. ;)


What your referrin' to is EQUIPPED liftin'. Now THOSE guys are a joke. Un-equipped, however, is not. BIG, BIG, BIG difference !
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2011, 05:20:27 PM »
Ive loved powerlifting most of my life but I can see how many people would think its a joke just buy looking at the guys involved. On the other hand the alternative is lathering up with some posing oil and slipping into your favorite thong to pose in front of a bunch of slack jawed homos  ::), and all the while walking around with ILS.
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2011, 05:45:29 AM »
Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on August 01, 2011, 05:01:59 PM
Bullshit thread. Sorry, Donkey Kong. I powerlifted for a bit back in the day. Competed RAW. I can assure you MY ROM ( as well as everyone else's there ) was SPOT-ON ! Squats were ass to the floor. Bench presses were to the chest with a " nice " little pause. Deadlifts were ... well, deadlifts ! Lol. ;)


What your referrin' to is EQUIPPED liftin'. Now THOSE guys are a joke. Un-equipped, however, is not. BIG, BIG, BIG difference !

Calm down, stupid.

I wasn't talking about powerlifters at all, what i was talking about was FAT people going to the gym and thinking they are powerlifters because they need an excuse to be fat.

Powerlifting is pretty gay though, you are right with that.
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2011, 11:11:21 AM »
Quote from: DK II on August 02, 2011, 05:45:29 AM
Calm down, stupid.

I wasn't talking about powerlifters at all, what i was talking about was FAT people going to the gym and thinking they are powerlifters because they need an excuse to be fat.

Powerlifting is pretty gay though, you are right with that.


TERRIBLE reply. Just terrible. I'll expect better out of you next time, DK. No bananna for you, my friend.  :-\
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Re: The fastest way to not being a fatass anymore!!
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2011, 11:42:42 AM »
I love these guys, stand around for 30 mins between sets talking about training  ::) then do another 2 rep half assed set
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