Author Topic: Why Jessica Simpson is my dream girl (Read 5748 times)

Howard · « **on:** August 05, 2011, 11:54:13 PM »

What a woman! hahahahaha

WillGrant · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2011, 11:59:07 PM »

You are one strange fucker

Howard · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:27:16 AM »

It really is just a big joke with me. Most prissy, sexy woman refuse to admit they fart or have any bad smell come out of 'em.
I never thought I would hear a hotty like Jessica Simpson admit that her butt smells heheheh

billytwolips · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:32:05 AM »

yep, i would let her fart into my oxygen mask and inhale it deeply just to have a chance to enjoy some of jessica simpson's sweet t i t s, p u s s y and a s s... curves for days!!!

Howard · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:42:42 AM »

Quote from: billytwolips on August 06, 2011, 12:32:05 AM

yep, i would let her fart into my oxygen mask and inhale it deeply just to have a chance to enjoy some of jessica simpson's sweet t i t s, p u s s y and a s s... curves for days!!!

A real man who I can respect.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:44:28 AM »

God help you fella

Howard · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:48:33 AM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on August 06, 2011, 12:44:28 AM

God help you fella

God is with me on this one

Howard · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:54:10 AM »

Britney is a winner too

Parker · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:56:50 AM »

Quote from: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:48:33 AM

God is with me on this one

I bet you like brazilian fart porn as well...

Howard · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2011, 01:07:16 AM »

I heard of talking out your ass, but singing?
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flinstones1 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:38:02 PM »

is this guy howard really a school teacher or some shit? Or is that someone else? if so That's disturbing..innocent kids around this creep..SHAME SHAME SHAME!.

bike nut · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:41:59 PM »

I'd do bad things to Jessica Simpson, bad things man.

And I'd film it and plaster that shit all over the internet.

deadz · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2011, 01:13:45 PM »

Quote from: Howard on August 05, 2011, 11:54:13 PM

What a woman! hahahahaha

Post reported to Ga. school system.

cart@@n · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2011, 04:47:12 PM »

Natural Man · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2011, 04:55:39 PM »

Quote from: Howard on August 05, 2011, 11:54:13 PM

What a woman! hahahahaha

how old are you again?

BIG AL MCKECHNIE · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:15:10 AM »

The fact that this guy is a teacher says a lot about the standard of education in the USA.

No wonder your fucked

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:25:30 AM »

Quote from: heycomedy on August 06, 2011, 01:05:01 PM

I would TOTALLY hit this !

JOCKTHEGLIDE · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2011, 07:53:38 AM »

Quote from: heycomedy on August 06, 2011, 01:05:01 PM

I would cum inside her,,,

YoungBlood · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:02:32 AM »

Quote from: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on August 07, 2011, 06:15:10 AM

The fact that this guy is a teacher says a lot about the standard of education in the USA.

No wonder your fucked

Pot meets kettle, you retarded buffoon.

kh300 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:12:17 AM »

Quote from: Howard on August 06, 2011, 12:27:16 AM

It really is just a big joke with me. Most prissy, sexy woman refuse to admit they fart or have any bad smell come out of 'em.
I never thought I would hear a hotty like Jessica Simpson admit that her butt smells heheheh

Thats why they're sexy woman. Im tired of this new trend of girls acting like boys. There is nothing attractive about a girl talking about her farts.

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:15:07 AM »

I'm a woman and I fart. And guess what.....I will hide it as much as humanly possible from every guy I ever date. Even when I'm married I will still leave the room if I have to expel gas.

It's nothing to be proud of. It's human but I'd rather have the boys thinking I'm all rainbows and roses.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:38:16 PM »

Quote from: kh300 on August 07, 2011, 09:12:17 AM

Thats why they're sexy woman. Im tired of this new trend of girls acting like boys. There is nothing attractive about a girl talking about her farts.

I was at a party last night and this hot little blondie I was talking to let out a huge belch as I was coming back from the bathroom. I was like wtf. It was nasty man. These women will spend five hours getting their hair done but refuse to act the way a woman should. I left shortly and went home to eat some donuts (:

tu_holmes · « **Reply #22 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:43:12 PM »

Quote from: JOCKTHEGLIDE on August 07, 2011, 07:53:38 AM

I would cum inside her,,,

Looks like you are 29639458345349534th in line.

I guess I would have to go just after you....

Maddy · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:51:23 PM »

this Howard
is creepy
in a bad way

kh300 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:10:06 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on August 07, 2011, 08:38:16 PM

I was at a party last night and this hot little blondie I was talking to let out a huge belch as I was coming back from the bathroom. I was like wtf. It was nasty man. These women will spend five hours getting their hair done but refuse to act the way a woman should. I left shortly and went home to eat some donuts (:

Same thing I would have done. Nothing turns me on more then a girl that has good manors. It tells me she had a good childhood and parents that taught her how to be a proper woman. Of course in the bedroom that can all be overlooked.