Johnny Falcon: The Time is Now

[The True Adonis]

It is time to join yours truly in returning to your epic leans as the gods are willing to shine the pale golden light once again to enlighten your path.

[RUDE BUOY]

indeed

[The True Adonis]

Johnny.  The gods want an answer.

[Marty Champions]

dare i say yung white neegas of yore were surely persuaded by the beautiful lean man but drastically misguided in the practicality of combining leans/ have full energy without excess calories as in enjoying overeating/staying on ones feet every day working

how can one enjoy eating to there hearts content only to realize they gotta burn that shit off with some hour long brweeewtulll workout

[cephissus]

Adonis, do you know when these sculptures were created?

[RUDE BUOY]

poorly hung statues getting raped in this thread

[TrueGrit]

I'm surprised no one has accused those statues of having gyno yet.

[The True Adonis]

dare i say yung white neegas of yore were surely persuaded by the beautiful lean man but drastically misguided in the practicality of combining leans/ have full energy without excess calories as in enjoying overeating/staying on ones feet every day working

how can one enjoy eating to there hearts content only to realize they gotta burn that shit off with some hour long brweeewtulll workout

The beautiful lean man martyred himself for us.  It is time we honor him. The secret of energy is not elusive to you.  It comes to you in the form of all natural coffee, a substance which staves away various forms of cancer, preserves mental function, protects the brain from any degenerative diseases.  The calories in excess are not necessary when you are drinking the elixir of the gods, coffee or Diet Pepsi Max.

2500 is your number of god points you should spend each day.  God Points are your calories.

[Marty Champions]

[The True Adonis]

Adonis, do you know when these sculptures were created?

The First two are Arno Breker`s which puts them in the 30s or the early 40s, a return to classic Hellenistic forms.
The third and heavily detailed, Laocoön and His Sons, 160 BC.

[Marty Champions]

The beautiful lean man martyred himself for us.  It is time we honor him. The secret of energy is not elusive to you.  It comes to you in the form of all natural coffee, a substance which staves away various forms of cancer, preserves mental function, protects the brain from any degenerative diseases.  The calories in excess are not necessary when you are drinking the elixir of the gods, coffee or Diet Pepsi Max.

2500 is your number of god points you should spend each day.  God Points are your calories.

yes caffiene is the key the closest thing we have to cocaine pretty much

[The True Adonis]

yes caffiene is the key the closest thing we have to cocaine pretty much

And it is something that should be ingested for longevity of life as well as quality as it is one of the healthiest things one can consume without altering cellular DNA in any way.

[Marty Champions]

And it is something that should be ingested for longevity of life as well as quality as it is one of the healthiest things one can consume without altering cellular DNA in any way.

how much coffe or caffiene do you reccomend for me?

[The True Adonis]

how much coffe or caffiene do you reccomend for me?

I don`t keep count at all, I just drink it.  Check this out my friend, if you are going to drink coffee I suggest getting a Bialetti  (which is what I have) or a knock-off Moka Pot(you can get them at Harris Teeter cheap).  They are stovetop Espresso and small but pack enough caffeine that you don`t have to drink all day.  The one I have holds 6.5 ounces of water and is known as a 3 cup.  That small amount is enough to satisfy you and its very, very exquisite.  Just make 2 or so a day and you are golden.

[Marty Champions]

I don`t keep count at all, I just drink it.  Check this out my friend, if you are going to drink coffee I suggest getting a Bialetti  (which is what I have) or a knock-off Moka Pot(you can get them at Harris Teeter cheap).  They are stovetop Espresso and small but pack enough caffeine that you don`t have to drink all day.  The one I have holds 6.5 ounces of water and is known as a 3 cup.  That small amount is enough to satisfy you and its very, very exquisite.  Just make 2 or so a day and you are golden.

if i were to use coffee again it would be for health purposes and not dieting ie. mega dosing

i feel im more sensitive to drugs since i abused weed for years, i think one cup spread throughout the day might be just what i need for that extra kick throughout the day,. ..but i dont like tempting my own fate either by 2 and 3 cups of coffee and want to live long as possible

you could handle that but not me stud

[RUDE BUOY]

 

[cephissus]

The First two are Arno Breker`s which puts them in the 30s or the early 40s, a return to classic Hellenistic forms.
The third and heavily detailed, Laocoön and His Sons, 160 BC.

I'm glad to hear the third is ancient.  A natural today apparently looks no different than he did thousands of years ago.  I wonder what exercises these men performed?

[Parker]

To be fair, the Greeks valued the whole physique---the aesthetics...a large phallus was laughed at...the god Priapus represents this...now, I do suspect, then like now, a woman would disagree with making him into a Comedy

[RUDE BUOY]

To be fair, the Greeks valued the whole physique---the aesthetics...a large phallus was laughed at...the god Priapus represents this...now, I do suspect, then like now, a woman would disagree with making him into a Comedy

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[The True Adonis]

if i were to use coffee again it would be for health purposes and not dieting ie. mega dosing

i feel im more sensitive to drugs since i abused weed for years, i think one cup spread throughout the day might be just what i need for that extra kick throughout the day,. ..but i dont like tempting my own fate either by 2 and 3 cups of coffee and want to live long as possible

you could handle that but not me stud

Johnny, I am going to tell the truth right now so don`t take this the wrong way.

Your height indicates a danger health-wise for longevity, particularly if you are overweight.  Rarely do people of great height live long if they are the slightest bit overweight due to heart issues.  You have put on a lot of weight which is the worst thing you can do in your case.  You need to be very lean in order to get into the upper 60s and 70 and hopefully 80s in age.  If you are a little obese in these years leading up, it will spell disaster.  Heed my warning my friend, I want you around. 

[TrueGrit]

JF, take the test


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