imagine how terrible branch his genes are. even with that amount of food and drugs he cant break the 16 inch arm department
. I feel for Branch actually....to think of all the times you wanted to go home after a night at the movies with your beautiful wife and grab some Wendy's burgers, fuck, cuddle, and crash off to sleep...little Branch doesnt quite have that luxary. He makes his wife wait for sex until he takes that insulin shot, even on their anniversary

. The rules in their house are quite simple really..For Trish she knows she gets 20 minutes of sex with humalog, 40 minutes with R before branch has to eat. NO! not 5 minutes with humalog and 30 minutes like you are all led to believe from this bullshit on the boards. then you fellas grit your teeth making this face

calling me a liar like I dont know what Im talking about. You say, "bububbuttt t thats 20 minutes with humalog flinstones you liar he would go hypo by then!

Guys..cant you tell that Branch is not all there? He is a lost soul and death is nothing to him. For humulin R branch waits for 60 minutes after 10iu shot before he eat! One damn hour.... Not 15 minutes like you do with your little emergency chocolate bar in your backpack and 150grams of carbs from grapejuice wth your measly 5iu postworkout shot that wont do jack shit. He has not eaten one meal in the past 10 years, that contained more than 5 grams of carbohyrdrates without taking a shot of insulin. Usually during this spare time while his wife is getting his food he comes to getbig on one of his gimmicks when all of you are off to sleepin. Only when he gets up to take a piss and catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, to see the disgusting human being he has become does he lay his head, off to sleep.