lol @ Groink and Simply Huge
This morning I woke up and tasted the rainbow in my garden. I then proceeded to squeeze the belly of my cat until she shat a nice dump. I feed her a rare breed of organic coffee beans from Sumatra. After rinsing the fecale matter I roasted the beans on a silver platter from 1240 BC over a bonfire made out of charcoal from the petrified California redwoods that are remnants of Lemurian times. I then made a fresh pot of rare organic brew that smelled divine to say the least. While I was enjoying the coffee out of 600 AD china that belonged to Genghis Khan I focused and summoned the ghost of Nefertiti and I had her give me one of the most incredible etheric blow jobs ever.