Author Topic: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This - 37 year old looking like 21  (Read 10444 times)

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  Yesterday, I was taking a walk in my old neighborhood that I lived in years ago, and across the street next to the place where there used to be a laundromat, there was this stunning young girl standing, looking like she was waiting for a cab. Fleibergeisted, I decided to approach her and try to hook up. I aked her what time it was, if she was waiting for a cab because I wanted one too, and all that other bullshit. So, I asked her what she was up to, if she was in college or something. She laughed, and replied that she was much too old to be even a post-graduate candidate, let alone a college student. I found that surprising as she didn't look a day past 21, and even the harshest critics would say she looked 22 at the most. She said she was 37. I couldn't believe this and told her she was pulling my leg. So she laughed and opened her purse and showed me her drivers license: born in January, 1974. Here was this girl who looked to be barely drinking age, and yet she was pushing 40! She was several years older than me and yet looked several years younger.

  I asked her, half interested in boinking her and half out of genuine curiosity, how is that possible, if she had dozens of plastic surgeries or something. She said that she never had plastic surgery in her life, and that she looks years younger now than she did 10 years ago when she switched to an ultra-vegetarian diet where you eat nothing but leaves, seeds, sprouts and low-glycemic, antioxidant-rich fruits like berries - up to four pounds a day according to her. It works. Holy fuck. At an age when most people are getting their first wrinkles, she didn't have even a tiny crease to her skin. Not one. Her comlexion was clear like a baby's, and you could actually see the red capillaries under her skin. Her her was silky like that of a 16 year-old girl full of estrogen and her breath was sweet and delicate.

  I assumed she was in her early twenties due to the complete lack of creases to her skin. Humans usually only get their first true wrinkles in their late thirties to early forties, between the ages of 37 and 43, but most Humans already have creases to their skin in their mid twenties. The difference between a wrinkle and a crease is that the wrinkle is apparent at all times, whilst the crease is only apparent when you move the muscles of your face, like the creases you get at the sides of your mouth when you smile. She didn't even have the creases that most 25 year-olds have. Incredible. Given that she looks like a college junior at 37, she will probably look like a very hot 28 year-old when she's 50 and will only look the age she has today when she's 60 or so.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2011, 08:47:09 PM »
It's really too bad she picked up the fact that you have an enduring love for men in thongs, or this could have gone somewhere.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2011, 08:49:01 PM »
Well? did you hook up?

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2011, 08:51:19 PM »
Get a blog gorilla whisperer

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2011, 08:53:18 PM »
Get a blog gorilla whisperer

HAHAHA!!

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2011, 08:54:00 PM »

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2011, 08:58:03 PM »
Well? did you hook up?

see the post above yours !!

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2011, 09:02:08 PM »
this wouldn't be the post-coitus post thats for sure... you would be finding several flaws after blowing your wad...

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2011, 09:02:56 PM »
Get a blog gorilla whisperer
LOL. Best post this year!

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2011, 09:03:36 PM »


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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 11:19:18 PM »
Get a blog gorilla whisperer

  I actually have a blog. I haven't posted there is almost a year, but there are tons of archived stuff.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2011, 11:57:46 PM »
Great story Stupid, I'm glad to see you get out of your mom's basement every now and then.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2011, 12:14:33 AM »
At what stage did you wake up?

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2011, 01:00:24 AM »
this wouldn't be the post-coitus post thats for sure... you would be finding several flaws after blowing your wad...

That's the damn truth---Corey Holman was right.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2011, 02:03:20 AM »
 Yesterday, I was taking a walk in my old neighborhood that I lived in years ago, and across the street next to the place where there used to be a laundromat, there was this stunning young girl standing, looking like she was waiting for a cab. Fleibergeisted, I decided to approach her and try to hook up. I aked her what time it was, if she was waiting for a cab because I wanted one too, and all that other bullshit. So, I asked her what she was up to, if she was in college or something. She laughed, and replied that she was much too old to be even a post-graduate candidate, let alone a college student. I found that surprising as she didn't look a day past 21, and even the harshest critics would say she looked 22 at the most. She said she was 37. I couldn't believe this and told her she was pulling my leg. So she laughed and opened her purse and showed me her drivers license: born in January, 1974. Here was this girl who looked to be barely drinking age, and yet she was pushing 40! She was several years older than me and yet looked several years younger.

  I asked her, half interested in boinking her and half out of genuine curiosity, how is that possible, if she had dozens of plastic surgeries or something. She said that she never had plastic surgery in her life, and that she looks years younger now than she did 10 years ago when she switched to an ultra-vegetarian diet where you eat nothing but leaves, seeds, sprouts and low-glycemic, antioxidant-rich fruits like berries - up to four pounds a day according to her. It works. Holy fuck. At an age when most people are getting their first wrinkles, she didn't have even a tiny crease to her skin. Not one. Her comlexion was clear like a baby's, and you could actually see the red capillaries under her skin. Her her was silky like that of a 16 year-old girl full of estrogen and her breath was sweet and delicate.

  I assumed she was in her early twenties due to the complete lack of creases to her skin. Humans usually only get their first true wrinkles in their late thirties to early forties, between the ages of 37 and 43, but most Humans already have creases to their skin in their mid twenties. The difference between a wrinkle and a crease is that the wrinkle is apparent at all times, whilst the crease is only apparent when you move the muscles of your face, like the creases you get at the sides of your mouth when you smile. She didn't even have the creases that most 25 year-olds have. Incredible. Given that she looks like a college junior at 37, she will probably look like a very hot 28 year-old when she's 50 and will only look the age she has today when she's 60 or so.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2011, 10:25:10 AM »
asian?

  I know what you mean, but no. She was Caucasian, which made this even more incredible since white women don't age well.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2011, 10:30:18 AM »
If you see her again, take a photo. 

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2011, 10:32:37 AM »
If you see her again, take a photo. 
was this her maybe ?

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2011, 10:34:24 AM »
That was a beautiful story SM I think I'm in love.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2011, 10:35:05 AM »
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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2011, 01:18:06 PM »
That's the damn truth---Corey Holman was right.
??? who is corey holman and what did he say?

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2011, 01:22:27 PM »
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I hate the State.

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2011, 01:26:10 PM »
Haha - "gorilla whisperer"!  ;D

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2011, 01:29:12 PM »
so the broke bitch that can't afford a car and has to get a cab, is telling you how she gathers her food from the local park  ???

i bet she gets less wrinkles due to the fact she only takes a shit once a month less stress on the face from pushing out a turd

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Re: Never Seen Anyone Quite Like This.
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2011, 01:31:14 PM »
??? who is corey holman and what did he say?
He's a comedian. He said that a man's attitude changes after he has had sex with a woman...he was telling a sorority dinner this.  That a man will let his phone ring or answer with a loud "WHAT, do you want?", he didn't do this before sex, only after he slept with you...

He said, "notice how all the whores laughed"...