Yesterday, I was taking a walk in my old neighborhood that I lived in years ago, and across the street next to the place where there used to be a laundromat, there was this stunning young girl standing, looking like she was waiting for a cab. Fleibergeisted, I decided to approach her and try to hook up. I aked her what time it was, if she was waiting for a cab because I wanted one too, and all that other bullshit. So, I asked her what she was up to, if she was in college or something. She laughed, and replied that she was much too old to be even a post-graduate candidate, let alone a college student. I found that surprising as she didn't look a day past 21, and even the harshest critics would say she looked 22 at the most. She said she was 37. I couldn't believe this and told her she was pulling my leg. So she laughed and opened her purse and showed me her drivers license: born in January, 1974. Here was this girl who looked to be barely drinking age, and yet she was pushing 40! She was several years older than me and yet looked several years younger.
I asked her, half interested in boinking her and half out of genuine curiosity, how is that possible, if she had dozens of plastic surgeries or something. She said that she never had plastic surgery in her life, and that she looks years younger now than she did 10 years ago when she switched to an ultra-vegetarian diet where you eat nothing but leaves, seeds, sprouts and low-glycemic, antioxidant-rich fruits like berries - up to four pounds a day according to her. It works. Holy fuck. At an age when most people are getting their first wrinkles, she didn't have even a tiny crease to her skin. Not one. Her comlexion was clear like a baby's, and you could actually see the red capillaries under her skin. Her her was silky like that of a 16 year-old girl full of estrogen and her breath was sweet and delicate.
I assumed she was in her early twenties due to the complete lack of creases to her skin. Humans usually only get their first true wrinkles in their late thirties to early forties, between the ages of 37 and 43, but most Humans already have creases to their skin in their mid twenties. The difference between a wrinkle and a crease is that the wrinkle is apparent at all times, whilst the crease is only apparent when you move the muscles of your face, like the creases you get at the sides of your mouth when you smile. She didn't even have the creases that most 25 year-olds have. Incredible. Given that she looks like a college junior at 37, she will probably look like a very hot 28 year-old when she's 50 and will only look the age she has today when she's 60 or so.
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