Author Topic: When you did you realize you're getting older....? (Read 23177 times)

bradistani · « **Reply #25 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:16:09 PM »

little bumps and knocks seem to take an age to get better..

i wank absolutely nowhere near as much as i used too. i'd be having a sly wank an hour or so after sex

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #26 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:19:40 PM »

When I was 18 I used to "relieve myself" an hour before I banged my girl, so I could last longer. No I'm glad the machinery still works at all.
God, this thread opened up the gates of hell.... $:-\$

Papper · « **Reply #27 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:20:36 PM »

First struck me when you hear that movie stars and athletes you see on tv are younger than yourself.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #28 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:20:50 PM »

lol @ the 22 year-old "old guy".

I'm 31 and feel great!

The True Adonis · « **Reply #29 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:21:03 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on September 19, 2011, 01:19:40 PM

When I was 18 I used to "relieve myself" an hour before I banged my girl, so I could last longer. No I'm glad the machinery still works at all.
God, this thread opened up the gates of hell.... $:-\$

What are you 54-56 ish?

BayGBM · « **Reply #30 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:21:33 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on September 19, 2011, 01:15:46 PM

let me ask you a question bay. it's hard for us 30-somethings to get a nice piece of quality 20 yr old ass. how does that work for you at gay clubs? i'm just asking.

I'm not interested in 20 year old ass . . . so why ask me?

I stopped clubbing by the time I was 32.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #31 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:22:34 PM »

When it became increasingly harder to hold in my farts while walking to the men's room to take a leak.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #32 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:22:50 PM »

I can't imagine much better in the world than 20 year-old ass.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #33 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:23:54 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on September 19, 2011, 01:08:44 PM

How fucking old are you people? Most of you sound like you are on your last leg.

I turned 41 this past July

bradistani · « **Reply #34 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:24:26 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on September 19, 2011, 01:21:33 PM

I'm not interested in 20 year old ass . . . so why ask me?

I stopped clubbing by the time I was 32.

and further more.. why does he care ?

che · « **Reply #35 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:25:52 PM »

When a 18 yr/o hottie called me SIR.

bradistani · « **Reply #36 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 19, 2011, 01:22:34 PM

When it became increasingly harder to hold in my farts while walking to the men's room to take a leak.

hahaha ... this!

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #37 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:29:12 PM »

Longer to recover, joints ache, takes longer to get motivated to train, etc

Hulkotron · « **Reply #38 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:32:30 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on September 19, 2011, 01:29:12 PM

takes longer to get motivated to train

I have this problem as well.

Also I used to be able to savagely plug "purenaturalstrength"'s mother four or five times a night but now it's more like two or three tops.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #39 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:39:04 PM »

JasonH · « **Reply #40 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:45:48 PM »

I'm 34, and the only thing that slows me down is that my knees are shot to pieces from all the heavy leg workouts over the years. Sometimes, on a bad day, it hurts to walk.

The rest of me is fine - still got the same motivation for training as I've ever had and I can still recover from workouts just as quickly. My strength levels are the same too, if not better - I'm as strong as I've ever been as a natural.

In other words, I don't feel 34 - feel like I'm in my mid twenties or thereabouts.

bradistani · « **Reply #41 on:** September 19, 2011, 01:56:44 PM »

falling asleep whilst watching the telly

Skeletor · « **Reply #42 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:01:54 PM »

The first time you say "back in my day" or "I used to do that".

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:06:37 PM »

When you check out women in their 50's.

nasht5 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:12:34 PM »

2010 when I turned 40. could tell i lost a step.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #45 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:15:14 PM »

Is it playing along with Back to the Future?

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #46 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:25:00 PM »

I'm 25 and starting to get nose hair. Definate sign.

Swlabr · « **Reply #47 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:26:55 PM »

I realised I was getting old when I finished high school.

3 months ago.

RJ DRIVER · « **Reply #48 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:35:25 PM »

First gray pube, damn I almost started crying!

MikMaq · « **Reply #49 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:47:24 PM »

Seriously, when I was 8/9 I wanted to started playing hockey, but didn't because my cousin informed me I was too old to get into the nhl $:-\$ no joke
Ever since then I've always felt "too old" for whatever be it a rockstar, a serious bodybuilder, you name it. It's I guess a bit of my own personal narcissism.

However over the last year I've become more ok with the horrid disease of living. In the last year I"ve moved back to my home town(due to health problems/financial), hung out exclusively with people 2-5 years younger(all potheads) than me, basically had a midlife crisis at 24. On my 24th birthday I had to goto my grandfathers funeral, and I was the most involved person there because nobody besides me my dad and uncle even knew him. Then that night I spent the night drinking with people who were all atleast 20 years my senior, had a good conversation with my 67 year uncle about how kickass led zepplin was. Then to follow it up I visited my best friend and his wife who got a bun in the oven. So I know this is a bunch of babbling but you can see I feel fucking old.

Author Topic: When you did you realize you're getting older....? (Read 23177 times)

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