Your morning ritual

[Swlabr]

1. Wake up
2. Get coffee, oats and fry some eggs
3. Turn on the laptop and type "gh15" into browser
4. Read his latest posts
   a) giggle like a little girl because gh15 has made 20+ posts since I last checked getbig
   b) cry like a little bitch because gh15 hasn't made any posts since I last checked getbig
5. Click "gossip & opinions" and look for any ownings while munching on oats and drinking coffee
6. Finish breakfast.
7. Turn off the laptop and go about my day

[JasonH]

Cue someone copy and pasting the Patrick Bateman morning routine....

[BIG ACH]

Didn't we just have this same thread a few weeks ago?  :-/   speaking of morning, I'm fucking tired today, feel brain dead in my office here!

[JasonH]

Didn't we just have this same thread a few weeks ago?  :-/   speaking of morning, I'm fucking tired today, feel brain dead in my office here!

We've had this one a fair bit over the years.

It usually involves a few "mom" jokes as well. 

[Ursus]

Up
Shower
Dressed
Protein shake and cup of tea
Drive to work
Breakfast in work

[kh300]

1. wake up
2. itch my balls
3. look at the girl lying next to me and go WTF was I thinking
4. coffee and 20 french toast sticks
5. throw in a dip and check get big for updates
6. take a dump

[Deicide]

1. wake up
2. itch my balls
3. look at the girl lying next to me and go WTF was I thinking
4. coffee and 20 french toast sticks
5. throw in a dip and check get big for updates
6. take a dump

Finally!

[The True Adonis]

1. Wake up.
2. Turn off all Outside Lights, Porch, Out-buildings, Rear Porch, Ground Level Flood Lights
3. Feed Dogs
4. Take Dogs for walk.
5. Eat.
6. Log on to Getbig.
7. Drink Pepsi Max

[Colemans#1]

1. Wake up.
2. Turn off all Outside Lights, Porch, Out-buildings, Rear Porch, Ground Level Flood Lights
3. Feed Dogs
4. Take Dogs for walk.
5. Eat.
6. Log on to Getbig.

why leave the lights on while you sleep?

[io856]

Piss
Eat
Go back to sleep

[kh300]

why leave the lights on while you sleep?

He's scared 

[Meso_z]

1. Wake up
2. Go back to sleep
3. Wake up
4. Wash face, piss, shit.
5. Make breakfast
6. Open TV, open laptop.
7. Close TV, sit and eat the said breakfast on the laptop.
8. Finish breakfast, make/drink coffee.
9. Call your mom.

[OneMoreRep]

why leave the lights on while you sleep?

It keeps his slaves out in the fields calm during the night.

Adonis is a generous master..

"1"

[The True Adonis]

why leave the lights on while you sleep?

To light up the house so that the Architectural details are highlighted at night.  Plus it looks beautiful.

[CalvinH]

Wake up before the alarm, get pissed cuz I could still be sleeping.
turn off alarm,over sleep.
try to decide if I have time to rub one out cuz I'm running late.

[Roger Bacon]

It keeps his slaves out in the fields calm during the night.

Adonis is a generous master..

"1"

HAHAH!!!

[Roger Bacon]

To light up the house so that the Architectural details are highlighted at night.  Plus it looks beautiful.

You would think these callow bastards had never heard of landscape lighting. 

[Hulkotron]

Your mom, etc.

[MikMaq]

You would think these callow bastards had never heard of landscape lighting. 

Lol it's okay dude, he's just trying to recover from both his parents dieing.



Anyhu I get up, sit infront of getbig. an hour or two later, I might remember to eat,  by noon I've showered, and started work on my ownings. Seriously I wish I were joking

[bradistani]

if i wake up just 30 seconds before the alarm, i'll go back to sleep to eek out a few more precious zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. thgen hit the snooze about ten times before i drag my sorry arse out of my pit...

[Swlabr]

1. Wake up
2. Go back to sleep
3. Wake up
4. Wash face, piss, shit.
5. Make breakfast
6. Open TV, open laptop.
7. Close TV, sit and eat the said breakfast on the laptop.
8. Finish breakfast, make/drink coffee.
9. Call your mom.

[JasonH]

1. Wake up
2. Go back to sleep
3. Wake up
4. Wash face, piss, shit.
5. Make breakfast
6. Open TV, open laptop.
7. Close TV, sit and eat the said breakfast on the laptop.
8. Finish breakfast, make/drink coffee.
9. Call your mom.

Every time.. 

 

[Fortress]

1. Take a shit

2. Make breakfast (6 eggs, otmeal w/ raisins, ornage juice, vitamins) and eat breakfast.

3. Take a shit

4. Do dishes

5. Make bed with metal spinning on my stereo (man's music)

6. Take a shit

7. Take a shower if I am NOT training that day (I shower after the session if it's a training day)

8. Go 'bout my daily business

[Papper]

Didn't we just have this same thread a few weeks ago?  :-/   speaking of morning, I'm fucking tired today, feel brain dead in my office here!

Yes this exact thing was a front page runner for ~two days not long ago. I think Sevastae posted it

[The Wizard of Truth]

Wake up (obvious but worth a mention), put-on porridge, put on gym clothes, eat, wash face, brush teeth, take insulin, take a bit gh, cos I've food cooked for the day the previous night and my work clothes in my bag I can just drive to gym, open it up, train, more gh, protein, back to bed in the town apartment over the shop for an hour and a half, thanks to the iPhone I can check getbig numerous times during this morning ritual