"JC is in the house!"

Did these homos scoop Cutler's log jam out of the toilet bowl, too?
I have met Jay several times and these are my impressions:
1) He is very large and WIDE
2.) He looks like he is always pissed/depressed/clued-out
3.) He is short
4.) He isn't particularly warm in disposition
5. ) His hair style is always quite lame
6.) He has the single most annoying voice EVER