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« Reply #100 on: October 01, 2011, 11:25:19 AM »

old people should get shot

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« Reply #101 on: October 01, 2011, 11:26:51 AM »

no pictures of Mike Schmidt on this page ='s epic fail
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« Reply #102 on: October 01, 2011, 11:32:42 AM »

your mom actually said im in my prime now hahaha

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« Reply #103 on: October 01, 2011, 11:47:33 AM »

old people should get shot
From what age, Tito ?
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« Reply #104 on: October 01, 2011, 01:18:56 PM »

True dat.  I've been with the same broad for about 13-14 years.  She developing into a wrinkled old bag (only 35).  Gonna look just like her mother, only with a killer body b/c I keep her in the gym.  I'm the same age and often told I look like Lex Luther from Smallville with muscles, only better looking.  For guys, if you take care of yourself, don't smoke, and avoid too much sun and alcohol, age builds character.  For women, age only brings wrinkles, loose pussy and spider veins.  Chalk one up for the guys.
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« Reply #105 on: October 01, 2011, 06:10:56 PM »

True dat.  I've been with the same broad for about 13-14 years.  She developing into a wrinkled old bag (only 35).  Gonna look just like her mother, only with a killer body b/c I keep her in the gym.  I'm the same age and often told I look like Lex Luther from Smallville with muscles, only better looking.  For guys, if you take care of yourself, don't smoke, and avoid too much sun and alcohol, age builds character.  For women, age only brings wrinkles, loose pussy and spider veins.  Chalk one up for the guys.

Ok "basil"  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #106 on: October 01, 2011, 06:16:09 PM »

he looks like they've just dug him up



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« Reply #107 on: October 01, 2011, 06:18:11 PM »

When it "ages" too much, wine becomes vinegar.  Yup, I'm old. Grin
Bitter old kunt ?  Cheesy
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« Reply #108 on: October 01, 2011, 07:43:56 PM »

Men dont peak until 40ish..Women peak right after marriage

No fucking way bro.  I'd say nowadays women peak at 28...go down hill have kids get married.........then all of a sudden peak again in their 40s.  I swear some of the hottest fucking women out and about are not the 20 year olds.....they are the 40 year old women who are living like teenagers.  Fuck me I saw this flip pull up at the gas station the other day and get out of the car with her two 10 year old kids.  This bitch had a body that would put a high school cheerleading team to shame.  Had her little khaki capris, little tight pink t, and little trendy Ed Hardy hat on clicked to the side...........toes all done up, hooker hands, and a pony tail..........my god if that bitch didn't scream fuck me now in the ass on the hood of her car before her kids come back.  LOL.......women like that are all too common here. 
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« Reply #109 on: October 01, 2011, 07:52:00 PM »

No fucking way bro.  I'd say nowadays women peak at 28...go down hill have kids get married.........then all of a sudden peak again in their 40s.  I swear some of the hottest fucking women out and about are not the 20 year olds.....they are the 40 year old women who are living like teenagers.  Fuck me I saw this flip pull up at the gas station the other day and get out of the car with her two 10 year old kids.  This bitch had a body that would put a high school cheerleading team to shame.  Had her little khaki capris, little tight pink t, and little trendy Ed Hardy hat on clicked to the side...........toes all done up, hooker hands, and a pony tail..........my god if that bitch didn't scream fuck me now in the ass on the hood of her car before her kids come back.  LOL.......women like that are all too common here.  

LOL! The gay male nurse trying to act like an expert on women.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #110 on: October 01, 2011, 08:02:01 PM »

LOL! The gay male nurse trying to act like an expert on women.  Roll Eyes

Haha you'd be surprised how much hot female ass is floating around in a hospital setting old man.  And I'm young enough I can bang one out without using fucking viagra.  Most of the women I know wouldn't touch a festering old shit like you with a 10 foot pole. 
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« Reply #111 on: October 01, 2011, 08:40:54 PM »

Grin

Kelly was Hot back in the Day in the 1980s Top Gun etc... @ just 54 or so Now she hasn't aged too well @ all (although to be fair doesn't look like shes had ANY or very little work done to "delay" the process like 99% of all the over 50s).


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« Reply #112 on: October 01, 2011, 08:57:19 PM »

Kelly was Hot back in the Day in the 1980s Top Gun etc... @ just 54 or so Now she hasn't aged too well @ all (although to be fair doesn't look like shes had ANY or very little work done to "delay" the process like 99% of all the over 50s).
I think that if she got rid of the grey hair, she would look younger.  It certainly ages her. 
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« Reply #113 on: October 01, 2011, 09:07:25 PM »

Haha you'd be surprised how much hot female ass is floating around in a hospital setting old man.  And I'm young enough I can bang one out without using fucking viagra.  Most of the women I know wouldn't touch a festering old shit like you with a 10 foot pole. 

Oh I'm sure there's a lot of hot female ass floating around. And I'm sure you are young enough to bang one without viagra. But you won't and you don't because you're a fag. That's already been well established on this board years ago. And you are also fat. You could only dream you were in my condition.
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« Reply #114 on: October 01, 2011, 09:11:32 PM »

Kelly was Hot back in the Day in the 1980s Top Gun etc... @ just 54 or so Now she hasn't aged too well @ all (although to be fair doesn't look like shes had ANY or very little work done to "delay" the process like 99% of all the over 50s).

I really don't think there's anything wrong with doing things to look better. Smoothing out wrinkled skin to me is the same as braces for crooked teeth. And it really makes a difference. Of course anything can be over done but Cruise here looks great. Kelly can easily pass for his mother. 
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« Reply #115 on: October 01, 2011, 09:13:49 PM »

You're lucky...me too. and yeah, you get a metric ton of hate for it.

like Ive said....."walking guilt".....I was in a furniture store just yesterday and the dude started with the same old shit..."yeah, I'm gonna start hitting it hard again....i used to be in really good shape"

Fucking leave it out already, I don't care ..really, I just want to buy a lamp.

I hear that same bit all the fucking time. I don't care!!!!

Last night at work (I work at a night club) some idiot decided to ask me if I lift weights, what steroids do I take etc. He seemed nice enough so I obliged and told him I would never take gear and I don't use much supps, just whey isolate. So then he wants me to write out a CREATINE CYCLE (*NOT kidding*) for him and asked me between jacked and some other product which would I use AND HOW SHOULD HE CYCLE IT. Meanwhile I am working the door at a busy as fuck nightclub with pounding obnoxiously loud music blaring and hot as hell women running amuck wearing nothing AND HE WANTS ME TO WRITE A FUCKING CREATINE CYCLE OUT.

Where do these people come from??? I mean, as he asks me he is holding 700 calories worth of long island iced tea, who the fuck cares about creatine??? Weird...

FWIW I told him 6 weeks on 2 weeks off just to satisfy his curiosity. He seemed happy with the answer so all good I guess...
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« Reply #116 on: October 01, 2011, 09:16:26 PM »

Most of the girls I knew in high school/college that were hot in the day have hit the wall by 30..and hit it HARD.  At that point, I realize that the only answer....is ASIAN girls.  Cheesy


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« Reply #117 on: October 01, 2011, 09:19:05 PM »

I really don't think there's anything wrong with doing things to look better. Smoothing out wrinkled skin to me is the same as braces for crooked teeth. And it really makes a difference. Of course anything can be over done but Cruise here looks great. Kelly can easily pass for his mother.  
I agree, im more surprised than anything Kelly has Aged as she has WITHOUT that help, a Good hair job and a Slight smoothing of the Wrinkles, Neck tuck, etc etc would do wonders for her these days shes STILL a attractive woman under that skin im sure, Obviously shes Comfortable the way she is nowadays witch is highly unusual in this day and age for someone over 50.
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« Reply #118 on: October 01, 2011, 09:21:32 PM »

I agree, im more surprised than anything Kelly has Aged as she has WITHOUT that help, a Good hair job and a Slight smoothing of the Wrinkles, Neck tuck, etc etc would do wonders for her these days shes STILL a attractive woman under that skin im sure, Obviously shes Comfortable the way she is witch is highly unusual in this day and age for someone over 50.

She recently decided to become a bush bumper. That may explain her being "comfortable". Gross.   FTN.
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« Reply #119 on: October 01, 2011, 10:14:03 PM »

im already 30 Cry

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« Reply #120 on: October 01, 2011, 10:19:47 PM »

30 is young for a man.  I can't stand men who whine about turning 30.  I once had a guy interested in me and when he started to whinge about being 30 I was really turned off. 
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« Reply #121 on: October 01, 2011, 10:21:23 PM »

She recently decided to become a bush bumper. That may explain her being "comfortable". Gross.   FTN.

Actually, that does explain everything. For some reason when they suddenly discover they are a lesbian later in life everything goes to hell.
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« Reply #122 on: October 01, 2011, 10:27:28 PM »

they never lifted a weight of their life, they re lying, but they say that hoping you will train them, give them tips etc... Or they really think it's easy to look like you, must not be that hard heh, if they join a gym tomorow in two weeks they ll give you a run for your money!   Roll Eyes


Fact is anyone who trains , practise a physical activity all life long will age better than others, how is that hard to fucking understand. Anyone could do it, it's not like it's only reserved to some "gifted" people, the process works the same for every single human being; fucking run, lift weights, move your ass and dont eat more than necessary and you will age well and still be fuckable. Even ugly looking people can be fuckable if they have a decent body they take care of.



hey that's the first post I see you talk about training  Grin
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« Reply #123 on: October 01, 2011, 10:29:14 PM »

Careful now...


age creeps up quick. Not a whole lot you can do about it except live clean in the first place. You wanna live for today?


You gonna pay tomorrow. Ain't no way around it. For women? Even MORE so! Women do NOT age gracefully.


For those of you guys who think you see a "hot ass" woman in her forties? Take a closer look... she probably won't let you.
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« Reply #124 on: October 01, 2011, 10:37:23 PM »

thanks man already feel a bit better, i will give you immunity from prosecution
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