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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #100 on: October 01, 2011, 11:26:51 AM »
no pictures of Mike Schmidt on this page ='s epic fail
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #101 on: October 01, 2011, 11:32:42 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 01, 2011, 11:17:09 AM
your mom actually said im in my prime now hahaha

Classic Mars ;D
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #102 on: October 01, 2011, 11:47:33 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 01, 2011, 11:01:12 AM
old people should get shot
From what age, Tito ?
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #103 on: October 01, 2011, 01:18:56 PM »
True dat.  I've been with the same broad for about 13-14 years.  She developing into a wrinkled old bag (only 35).  Gonna look just like her mother, only with a killer body b/c I keep her in the gym.  I'm the same age and often told I look like Lex Luther from Smallville with muscles, only better looking.  For guys, if you take care of yourself, don't smoke, and avoid too much sun and alcohol, age builds character.  For women, age only brings wrinkles, loose pussy and spider veins.  Chalk one up for the guys.
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #104 on: October 01, 2011, 06:10:56 PM »
Quote from: basil on October 01, 2011, 01:18:56 PM
True dat.  I've been with the same broad for about 13-14 years.  She developing into a wrinkled old bag (only 35).  Gonna look just like her mother, only with a killer body b/c I keep her in the gym.  I'm the same age and often told I look like Lex Luther from Smallville with muscles, only better looking.  For guys, if you take care of yourself, don't smoke, and avoid too much sun and alcohol, age builds character.  For women, age only brings wrinkles, loose pussy and spider veins.  Chalk one up for the guys.

Ok "basil"  ::)
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #105 on: October 01, 2011, 06:16:09 PM »
Quote from: bradistani on September 29, 2011, 11:24:39 AM
he looks like they've just dug him up



How do you know it is a him?
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #106 on: October 01, 2011, 06:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Reeves on October 01, 2011, 10:58:19 AM
When it "ages" too much, wine becomes vinegar.  Yup, I'm old. ;D
Bitter old kunt ?  :D
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #107 on: October 01, 2011, 07:43:56 PM »
Quote from: kh300 on September 29, 2011, 11:28:11 AM
Men dont peak until 40ish..Women peak right after marriage

No fucking way bro.  I'd say nowadays women peak at 28...go down hill have kids get married.........then all of a sudden peak again in their 40s.  I swear some of the hottest fucking women out and about are not the 20 year olds.....they are the 40 year old women who are living like teenagers.  Fuck me I saw this flip pull up at the gas station the other day and get out of the car with her two 10 year old kids.  This bitch had a body that would put a high school cheerleading team to shame.  Had her little khaki capris, little tight pink t, and little trendy Ed Hardy hat on clicked to the side...........toes all done up, hooker hands, and a pony tail..........my god if that bitch didn't scream fuck me now in the ass on the hood of her car before her kids come back.  LOL.......women like that are all too common here. 
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #108 on: October 01, 2011, 07:52:00 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on October 01, 2011, 07:43:56 PM
No fucking way bro.  I'd say nowadays women peak at 28...go down hill have kids get married.........then all of a sudden peak again in their 40s.  I swear some of the hottest fucking women out and about are not the 20 year olds.....they are the 40 year old women who are living like teenagers.  Fuck me I saw this flip pull up at the gas station the other day and get out of the car with her two 10 year old kids.  This bitch had a body that would put a high school cheerleading team to shame.  Had her little khaki capris, little tight pink t, and little trendy Ed Hardy hat on clicked to the side...........toes all done up, hooker hands, and a pony tail..........my god if that bitch didn't scream fuck me now in the ass on the hood of her car before her kids come back.  LOL.......women like that are all too common here.  

LOL! The gay male nurse trying to act like an expert on women.  ::)
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #109 on: October 01, 2011, 08:02:01 PM »
Quote from: pellius on October 01, 2011, 07:52:00 PM
LOL! The gay male nurse trying to act like an expert on women.  ::)

Haha you'd be surprised how much hot female ass is floating around in a hospital setting old man.  And I'm young enough I can bang one out without using fucking viagra.  Most of the women I know wouldn't touch a festering old shit like you with a 10 foot pole. 
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #110 on: October 01, 2011, 08:40:54 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on September 30, 2011, 02:04:26 AM
;D

Kelly was Hot back in the Day in the 1980s Top Gun etc... @ just 54 or so Now she hasn't aged too well @ all (although to be fair doesn't look like shes had ANY or very little work done to "delay" the process like 99% of all the over 50s).
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #111 on: October 01, 2011, 08:57:19 PM »
Quote from: johnny1 on October 01, 2011, 08:40:54 PM
Kelly was Hot back in the Day in the 1980s Top Gun etc... @ just 54 or so Now she hasn't aged too well @ all (although to be fair doesn't look like shes had ANY or very little work done to "delay" the process like 99% of all the over 50s).
I think that if she got rid of the grey hair, she would look younger.  It certainly ages her. 
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #112 on: October 01, 2011, 09:07:25 PM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on October 01, 2011, 08:02:01 PM
Haha you'd be surprised how much hot female ass is floating around in a hospital setting old man.  And I'm young enough I can bang one out without using fucking viagra.  Most of the women I know wouldn't touch a festering old shit like you with a 10 foot pole. 

Oh I'm sure there's a lot of hot female ass floating around. And I'm sure you are young enough to bang one without viagra. But you won't and you don't because you're a fag. That's already been well established on this board years ago. And you are also fat. You could only dream you were in my condition.
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #113 on: October 01, 2011, 09:11:32 PM »
Quote from: johnny1 on October 01, 2011, 08:40:54 PM
Kelly was Hot back in the Day in the 1980s Top Gun etc... @ just 54 or so Now she hasn't aged too well @ all (although to be fair doesn't look like shes had ANY or very little work done to "delay" the process like 99% of all the over 50s).

I really don't think there's anything wrong with doing things to look better. Smoothing out wrinkled skin to me is the same as braces for crooked teeth. And it really makes a difference. Of course anything can be over done but Cruise here looks great. Kelly can easily pass for his mother. 
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #114 on: October 01, 2011, 09:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Groink on September 29, 2011, 02:33:32 PM
You're lucky...me too. and yeah, you get a metric ton of hate for it.

like Ive said....."walking guilt".....I was in a furniture store just yesterday and the dude started with the same old shit..."yeah, I'm gonna start hitting it hard again....i used to be in really good shape"

Fucking leave it out already, I don't care ..really, I just want to buy a lamp.

I hear that same bit all the fucking time. I don't care!!!!

Last night at work (I work at a night club) some idiot decided to ask me if I lift weights, what steroids do I take etc. He seemed nice enough so I obliged and told him I would never take gear and I don't use much supps, just whey isolate. So then he wants me to write out a CREATINE CYCLE (*NOT kidding*) for him and asked me between jacked and some other product which would I use AND HOW SHOULD HE CYCLE IT. Meanwhile I am working the door at a busy as fuck nightclub with pounding obnoxiously loud music blaring and hot as hell women running amuck wearing nothing AND HE WANTS ME TO WRITE A FUCKING CREATINE CYCLE OUT.

Where do these people come from??? I mean, as he asks me he is holding 700 calories worth of long island iced tea, who the fuck cares about creatine??? Weird...

FWIW I told him 6 weeks on 2 weeks off just to satisfy his curiosity. He seemed happy with the answer so all good I guess...
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #115 on: October 01, 2011, 09:16:26 PM »
Most of the girls I knew in high school/college that were hot in the day have hit the wall by 30..and hit it HARD.  At that point, I realize that the only answer....is ASIAN girls.  :D
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #116 on: October 01, 2011, 09:19:05 PM »
Quote from: pellius on October 01, 2011, 09:11:32 PM
I really don't think there's anything wrong with doing things to look better. Smoothing out wrinkled skin to me is the same as braces for crooked teeth. And it really makes a difference. Of course anything can be over done but Cruise here looks great. Kelly can easily pass for his mother.  
I agree, im more surprised than anything Kelly has Aged as she has WITHOUT that help, a Good hair job and a Slight smoothing of the Wrinkles, Neck tuck, etc etc would do wonders for her these days shes STILL a attractive woman under that skin im sure, Obviously shes Comfortable the way she is nowadays witch is highly unusual in this day and age for someone over 50.
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #117 on: October 01, 2011, 09:21:32 PM »
Quote from: johnny1 on October 01, 2011, 09:19:05 PM
I agree, im more surprised than anything Kelly has Aged as she has WITHOUT that help, a Good hair job and a Slight smoothing of the Wrinkles, Neck tuck, etc etc would do wonders for her these days shes STILL a attractive woman under that skin im sure, Obviously shes Comfortable the way she is witch is highly unusual in this day and age for someone over 50.

She recently decided to become a bush bumper. That may explain her being "comfortable". Gross.   FTN.
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #118 on: October 01, 2011, 10:14:03 PM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 01, 2011, 11:06:35 AM
im already 30 :'(

What birthday do you plan on shooting yourself?
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #119 on: October 01, 2011, 10:19:47 PM »
30 is young for a man.  I can't stand men who whine about turning 30.  I once had a guy interested in me and when he started to whinge about being 30 I was really turned off. 
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #120 on: October 01, 2011, 10:21:23 PM »
Quote from: Reeves on October 01, 2011, 09:21:32 PM
She recently decided to become a bush bumper. That may explain her being "comfortable". Gross.   FTN.

Actually, that does explain everything. For some reason when they suddenly discover they are a lesbian later in life everything goes to hell.
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #121 on: October 01, 2011, 10:27:28 PM »
Quote from: uberman on September 29, 2011, 04:19:57 PM
they never lifted a weight of their life, they re lying, but they say that hoping you will train them, give them tips etc... Or they really think it's easy to look like you, must not be that hard heh, if they join a gym tomorow in two weeks they ll give you a run for your money!   ::)


Fact is anyone who trains , practise a physical activity all life long will age better than others, how is that hard to fucking understand. Anyone could do it, it's not like it's only reserved to some "gifted" people, the process works the same for every single human being; fucking run, lift weights, move your ass and dont eat more than necessary and you will age well and still be fuckable. Even ugly looking people can be fuckable if they have a decent body they take care of.



hey that's the first post I see you talk about training  ;D
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #122 on: October 01, 2011, 10:29:14 PM »
Careful now...


age creeps up quick. Not a whole lot you can do about it except live clean in the first place. You wanna live for today?


You gonna pay tomorrow. Ain't no way around it. For women? Even MORE so! Women do NOT age gracefully.


For those of you guys who think you see a "hot ass" woman in her forties? Take a closer look... she probably won't let you.
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #123 on: October 01, 2011, 10:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 01, 2011, 11:10:15 AM
thanks man already feel a bit better, i will give you immunity from prosecution
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Re: Men age like Wine, Women age like Milk
« Reply #124 on: October 01, 2011, 10:39:34 PM »
Quote from: WillGrant on September 30, 2011, 04:54:51 AM
Only in a GB sorta way  ;D

haha

don't worry Will we would all destroy the fuck out of Booty too

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huge tits, nice face
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