....thats what you would do with the donations...and you love scanners, admit it. You would stand at the screen all day watching men pass through if you could. 
Nah. The few times I've been through them I've had to fight the urge to give them a one finger salute.

I'm looking forward to them letting me keep my shoes on.

I'd put the donations to good use though. About to go through a creatine loading phase.