Author Topic: Shrief Shalaby is so fat.... (Read 18961 times)

TrueGrit · « **Reply #200 on:** October 06, 2011, 04:33:04 PM »

Sherief is so fat that when he volunteered for Al Qaeda they tried strapping a bomb to his waist but ran out of explosives.

Xerxes · « **Reply #201 on:** October 06, 2011, 04:35:58 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on October 06, 2011, 04:21:11 PM

Xerxes has so many lightsabers up his ass, George Lucas is waiting for him to take a dump before making the next Star Wars movie.

hahaha

lovemonkey · « **Reply #202 on:** October 06, 2011, 05:15:26 PM »

Sherief is so fat that when he auditioned for Star Wars to play Jabba the Hut they told him to lose 200 lbs and then come back.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #203 on:** October 06, 2011, 05:44:30 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on October 06, 2011, 05:15:26 PM

Sherief is so fat that when he auditioned for Star Wars to play Jabba the Hut they told him to lose 200 lbs and then come back.

Shereif is so fat that Lovemonkey's physique Pwns his

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #204 on:** October 06, 2011, 05:53:52 PM »

Sherief is so fat that he was at the zoo and they shot him with a tranquilizer dart, put a tag on his ear and put him with the elephants

Jizzacked · « **Reply #205 on:** October 06, 2011, 05:57:45 PM »

sherief is so fat... and is gay as fuck to boot. worst jokes ever, one of the worst physiques on getbig, and one of the most delusional as well. I feel bad for good arab bros like big ach who have to endure the fallout from shitstains like this guy sullying their heritage.

che · « **Reply #206 on:** October 06, 2011, 06:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on October 06, 2011, 05:57:45 PM

sherief is so fat... and is gay as fuck to boot. worst jokes ever, one of the worst physiques on getbig, and one of the most delusional as well. I feel bad for good arab bros like big ach who have to endure the fallout from shitstains like this guy sullying their heritage.

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #207 on:** October 06, 2011, 09:01:35 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on October 06, 2011, 05:57:45 PM

sherief is so fat... and is gay as fuck to boot. worst jokes ever, one of the worst physiques on getbig, and one of the most delusional as well. I feel bad for good arab bros like big ach who have to endure the fallout from shitstains like this guy sullying their heritage.

you are so fat.. when you were born your father was sure your mother had cheated on him with a sumo wrestler..

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #208 on:** October 06, 2011, 09:02:52 PM »

lovingmonkey (mr. bones) is so thin and tall.. xerxe the gay uses him when he is out of sticks..

Schmoff · « **Reply #209 on:** October 06, 2011, 09:03:10 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on October 06, 2011, 05:57:45 PM

sherief is so fat... and is gay as fuck to boot. worst jokes ever, one of the worst physiques on getbig, and one of the most delusional as well. I feel bad for good arab bros like big ach who have to endure the fallout from shitstains like this guy sullying their heritage.

haha, true

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #210 on:** October 06, 2011, 09:05:16 PM »

Quote from: Option D on October 06, 2011, 04:29:24 PM

Sherief.... your jokes are the worst shit ive ever read... tha fuck man

option d is so stupid.. he cant understand shalaby's smart jokes

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #211 on:** October 06, 2011, 09:06:16 PM »

gronk is so fat.. when he jumps in the pool they have to refill it again..

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #212 on:** October 06, 2011, 09:13:30 PM »

mr. bones is so delusional.. he once compared his physique to mine!!!!!!!!!!!!........... it was more ridiculous than when gronk compared himself to nasser...

mossel · « **Reply #213 on:** October 06, 2011, 11:30:32 PM »

tell us about the book...

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #214 on:** October 07, 2011, 12:35:01 AM »

Quote from: mossel on October 06, 2011, 11:30:32 PM

tell us about the book...

you will know about it in the book

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #215 on:** October 07, 2011, 03:33:07 PM »

Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on October 06, 2011, 09:13:30 PM

mr. bones is so delusional.. he once compared his physique to mine!!!!!!!!!!!!........... it was more ridiculous than when gronk compared himself to nasser...

LOvemonkey Pwns your fat ass into next week......and that's not a "joke"

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #216 on:** October 07, 2011, 03:36:31 PM »

Quote from: Groink on October 07, 2011, 03:33:07 PM

LOvemonkey Pwns your fat ass into next week......and that's not a "joke"

yes yes the same way you can own nasser

bigkubby · « **Reply #217 on:** October 07, 2011, 03:38:34 PM »

sherief is so fat , he sweats crisco

Sherief Shalaby · « **Reply #218 on:** October 07, 2011, 04:01:55 PM »

yes the guy on the left is calling me fat

bigkubby · « **Reply #219 on:** October 07, 2011, 04:05:04 PM »

HIGH NIPPLES LOOKING UP WITH PRIDE LOL!!!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #220 on:** October 07, 2011, 06:36:09 PM »

Quote from: Sherief Shalaby on October 07, 2011, 04:01:55 PM

yes the guy on the left is calling me fat

If only it was 12 years ago......you wouldn't be a fat little shithead.

You are aging horribly, getting fatter by the year

Jaime · « **Reply #221 on:** October 07, 2011, 06:50:49 PM »

Sherief is so fat, it looks like he went back in time and ate the abs twink version of himself.

no one · « **Reply #222 on:** October 07, 2011, 08:51:02 PM »

sherif shalaby is so fat his camel gets stuck in his ass everytime he rides it to market to buy more goat milk.

no one · « **Reply #223 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:07:54 PM »

sherif shalabys penis is so small the sheep have stopped running when he walks into the pen.

che · « **Reply #224 on:** October 07, 2011, 09:09:05 PM »

Quote from: no one on October 07, 2011, 09:07:54 PM

sherif shalabys penis is so small the sheep have stopped running when he walks into the pen.