Well, I had to go "Getbig" on some asswipe

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Pulled into a gas station to fill up when some geek on a scooter almost ran over my foot.  When I told him that he almost hit me, he called me a monkey and said that I should swing to the next tree out of the way next time. 


So when he went in to the gas station, I picked up his piece of shit scooter and threw it into the dumpster on the side of the building.  When he came back outside, I explained that he could get his scooter out of the dumpster and the next time he runs his mouth off at me, he's going to end up in the dumpster along with it.  Dude just looked down and didn't say shit while I got back in my car and drove away.

[lovemonkey]

Pulled into a gas station to fill up when some geek on a scooter almost ran over my foot.  When I told him that he almost hit me, he called me a monkey and said that I should swing to the next tree out of the way next time. 


So when he went in to the gas station, I picked up his piece of shit scooter and threw it into the dumpster on the side of the building.  When he came back outside, I explained that he could get his scooter out of the dumpster and the next time he runs his mouth off at me, he's going to end up in the dumpster along with it.  Dude just looked down and didn't say shit while I got back in my car and drove away.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[polychronopolous]

Nice! That's some solid ownage, Vince G!

[deadz]

Pulled into a gas station to fill up when some geek on a scooter almost ran over my foot.  When I told him that he almost hit me, he called me a monkey and said that I should swing to the next tree out of the way next time.   
So when he went in to the gas station, I picked up his piece of shit scooter and threw it into the dumpster on the side of the building.  When he came back outside, I explained that he could get his scooter out of the dumpster and the next time he runs his mouth off at me, he's going to end up in the dumpster along with it.  Dude just looked down and didn't say shit while I got back in my car and drove away.

LOL... nice move Vincent.

[SF1900]

I guess he was scared of your 18" arms 

[bradistani]

 

you should've told him you were gay too... that would've rubbed the salt deeper into the wounds of his humiliation  

[supernick]

nice

[deadz]

Did Vissy help you carry the scooter to the dumpster??

[MP]

Awesome. Love hearing about sh*t like that.

I have a wife and kids now, so I have to watch myself.

But, I did tell a stupid cabby the other day that I'd split his head open if he got out of his car. Dude was parked where he wasn't supposed to be and I simply drove around him right as he decided he was going to move. That set him off yelling, which then set me off.

[MAXX]

Pulled into a gas station to fill up when some geek on a scooter almost ran over my foot.  When I told him that he almost hit me, he called me a monkey and said that I should swing to the next tree out of the way next time. 


So when he went in to the gas station, I picked up his piece of shit scooter and threw it into the dumpster on the side of the building.  When he came back outside, I explained that he could get his scooter out of the dumpster and the next time he runs his mouth off at me, he's going to end up in the dumpster along with it.  Dude just looked down and didn't say shit while I got back in my car and drove away.

and then you woke up..

[bigkubby]

Pulled into a gas station to fill up when some geek on a scooter almost ran over my foot.  When I told him that he almost hit me, he called me a monkey and said that I should swing to the next tree out of the way next time. 


So when he went in to the gas station, I picked up his piece of shit scooter and threw it into the dumpster on the side of the building.  When he came back outside, I explained that he could get his scooter out of the dumpster and the next time he runs his mouth off at me, he's going to end up in the dumpster along with it.  Dude just looked down and didn't say shit while I got back in my car and drove away.

hahaha but you are a monkey  hahahaha!!! he fuckin owned you choclate face

[Your Average GymRat]

Some asshole had to learn this the hard way. Guy flipped me off in traffic, feeling like a big shot. So I followed him for fifty miles and he was shitting bricks. We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car and sprints into the house. Dude was skinny fat. I just sit in my truck, blocking  his car in his driveway. About 5 minutes go by with this bitch peeking out the blinds, and finally a police cruiser pulls up. Cop comes to my window and asks what happened, and I explained I got flipped off and take shit from no one. Cop looks at my arms and asks if I work out, and I say yeah. He threw his chest out a little and says me too. Then he goes up to the house and talks to the guy. Cop comes back and says I scared the pants off the guy. Cop tells me I should just take off. As I'm backing out the cop gave me a very respectful nod.I just drove an hour but I don't shit from anyone.  

[doison]

What did the cop say to you and your wife?

[deadz]

Some asshole had learn this the hard way. Guy flipped me off in traffic, feeling like a big shot. So I followed him for fifty miles and he was shitting bricks. We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car and sprints into the house. Dude was skinny fat. I just sit in my truck, blocking  his car in his driveway. About 5 minutes go by with this bitch peeking out the blinds, and finally a police cruiser pulls up. Cop comes to my window and asks what happened, and I explained I got flipped off and take shit from no one. Cop looks at my arms and asks if I work out, and I say yeah. He threw his chest out a little and says me too. Then he goes up to the house and talks to the guy. Cop comes back and says I scared the pants off the guy. Cop tells me I should just take off. As I'm backing out the cop gave me a very respectful nod.I just drove an hour but I don't shit from anyone.   

[MP]

hahaha but you are a monkey  hahahaha!!! he fuckin owned you choclate face

Whatever. I'm not a big Vince fan, but he is the one who clearly did the owning here.

[bigkubby]

What did the cop say to you and your wife?

i take it the cop gave his a wife a thorough reacharound

[bigkubby]

Whatever. I'm not a big Vince fan, but he is the one who clearly did the owning here.

it didnt even happen hes just tryin to gain credibility, he should stick to competition  and climbing trees 

[dantelis]

Some asshole had to learn this the hard way. Guy flipped me off in traffic, feeling like a big shot. So I followed him for fifty miles and he was shitting bricks. We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car and sprints into the house. Dude was skinny fat. I just sit in my truck, blocking  his car in his driveway. About 5 minutes go by with this bitch peeking out the blinds, and finally a police cruiser pulls up. Cop comes to my window and asks what happened, and I explained I got flipped off and take shit from no one. Cop looks at my arms and asks if I work out, and I say yeah. He threw his chest out a little and says me too. Then he goes up to the house and talks to the guy. Cop comes back and says I scared the pants off the guy. Cop tells me I should just take off. As I'm backing out the cop gave me a very respectful nod.I just drove an hour but I don't shit from anyone.  

Fifty miles?!?  Glad you have so much free time.  Most of us have jobs and more important responsibilities.

You should have just taken his license plate number and called in a road rage complaint to the cops.  Or you could have used the plate info and searched public records to find out where the guy lives so you could send over a delivery order of 100 pizza.

[Your Average GymRat]

I can't help it. I'm old school. I solve problems with my fists and ask questions later.

[bigkubby]

I can't help it. I'm old school. I solve problems with my fists mouth and questions ask swallow later.

fixed 

[tu_holmes]

In the words of more than a few getbiggers.... "Oh brother".

[the trainer]

Some asshole had to learn this the hard way. Guy flipped me off in traffic, feeling like a big shot. So I followed him for fifty miles and he was shitting bricks. We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car and sprints into the house. Dude was skinny fat. I just sit in my truck, blocking  his car in his driveway. About 5 minutes go by with this bitch peeking out the blinds, and finally a police cruiser pulls up. Cop comes to my window and asks what happened, and I explained I got flipped off and take shit from no one. Cop looks at my arms and asks if I work out, and I say yeah. He threw his chest out a little and says me too. Then he goes up to the house and talks to the guy. Cop comes back and says I scared the pants off the guy. Cop tells me I should just take off. As I'm backing out the cop gave me a very respectful nod.I just drove an hour but I don't shit from anyone.  

 And then you woke up looked at your shitty home and your unimpressive body that still does not look good after years of working out felt depressed went back to sleep and started to dream again.

[Obvious Gimmick]

total stud

[maxkane69]

Some asshole had to learn this the hard way. Guy flipped me off in traffic, feeling like a big shot. So I followed him for fifty miles and he was shitting bricks. We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car and sprints into the house. Dude was skinny fat. I just sit in my truck, blocking  his car in his driveway. About 5 minutes go by with this bitch peeking out the blinds, and finally a police cruiser pulls up. Cop comes to my window and asks what happened, and I explained I got flipped off and take shit from no one. Cop looks at my arms and asks if I work out, and I say yeah. He threw his chest out a little and says me too. Then he goes up to the house and talks to the guy. Cop comes back and says I scared the pants off the guy. Cop tells me I should just take off. As I'm backing out the cop gave me a very respectful nod.I just drove an hour but I don't shit from anyone.  

Your Average GymRat you remind me BodybuilderLexReeves with your bullshit stories!

[MAXX]

alot of liars on getbig lately

you will need alot better lies than that to trumph our resident pathological liar SMM  

a few random gems:

 If it makes you feel better, I am not completely Human. When I was 16 I had polio and as my condition didn't improve, my parents started to look for alternative treatments. They eventually came across gene therapy, which was extremely experimental at that time - I am talking here about the 1990s. The doctors convinced them that if they could insert genes into my DNA that could result in higher metabolic efficiency, I would have a better chance. So they injected me with a a virus especifically designed to alter my DNA. It was a mutagenic symbiotic retrovirus that enhances the host rather than killing him. The genes inserted coded for higher VO2 ratio, superior lactic acid clearage from the muscles, smaller and more efficient mitochondria inside cells and higher hemoglobin on red blood cells. This allowed me to survive polio, but there was an added benefit to it which became apparent to me after I returned to school: I had become a freakish athlete. I could run much faster and longer than the other kids, my muscles could explode with much more power and I was much faster and more agile and with faster reflexes. I went on to earn 15 varsity letters on 7 different sports. This, when combined with the fact that I earned a perfect 1600 on the old SAT(math + verbal) due to my high IQ, allowed me to enter Special Ops officer training at age 18, many years sooner than a regular candidate wouuld. I went there because, since my father is a millionaire, I would never have to work anyway and I wanted to do something exciting. During my days of active duty, I lived in England during intelligence work and met many MI6 guys. I had fuull access to the entire MI6 database above top secret. At age 24 I went into the reserve even though I was so young because I wanted to do something else, so I got my MBA in two years and became a hedge fund guy admininstring a total of a quarter biillion Dollars. Posteriorly, I earned a law degree from Cornell as I was tired of losing so much money on expensive lawyers in lawsuits. My dad is trying to get me into the casino business, but I don't like dealing with the crooks and gamblers that make up the world of bets so I will stick with my hedge funds for now.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

 Make fun if you want, but the truth is that I have known Bin Laden's location since 2005. Back then, I was living in the Cōte D'Azur, where my family owns a small cassino. I spent the summer there gambling, and needless to say the cassino was fequented regularly by many Arab princes. I became friends with one of them from Dubai, who owned multiple yatchs and was there that summer to take part in a regata that was happening in Nice, not that far away. We became friends, and I invited him to a party promoted by Lāncome, the French cosmetics company. At the party, we smoked some cigars and as I tried to put a move on a model there that had dark hair and green eyes, and the prince joked to me asking me if I like girls with dark hair and light eyes. I said yes, and he mentioned to me that he knew this guy who also loved chicks with dark hair and light eyes. I asked who, and he replied Osama. I thought he was talking about someone else, since the name Osama is relatively common in the Arab world. He guessed what I was thinking, and replied that the Osama he was talking about was exactly the one I was thinking. I think all the La Tāche Burgundy he drank for dinner and all the Cristal champagne he drank after dinner made him get tipsy and he talked more than he wanted. I  joked with him that Osama would never again enjou the plesures of green eyes, dark haired whores, since he was living in a cave. He laughed out loud like and Arab Jivago, and replied that Osama was living very comfortably. I asked how can someone living in the mountains of Afghanistan live comfortably, and he replied that Osama was in Pakisthan and not in the mountains. I asked him where, and he said that the last time he spoke with Osama was two years before so he didn't know the precise location, but that he was living in the most heavily militarized part of the country under the protection of the Pahkistani government. I asked if he was talking about the military academy in Abbotabad, and he turned pale and just gave a asmirk at me. I knew it. I thought about contacting Anthon Landers, a good friend of mine who is former MI6, to contact his buddies at the CIA. But I let it got, because you can't really trust the word of a drunk. So the next weekend we went to that regata and he finished third. I did enjoy the oysters I ate with champagne that morning.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

 Here is the thing. I have a modified Cray II supercomputer that I got for only 100 K from a former NSA friend of mine from the time my family had connections to MI-6 - spying on Arab sheiks that frequent my father's cassino -, that runs at 100 gigabytes per second, and yet I still take several seconds to open a page on Getbig. I can download a 2 hours film in about three tenths of a second, and yet I can't navegate Getbig efficiently. Ron, fix this. Seriously. I don't want to waste all my day waiting for the pages on Getbig to open.

SUCKMYMUSCLE