Lol shit was hilarious, I drive home in my new BMW and there is this skinny fucking Paki sitting in his 1990 Toyota Corolla.
Like most of his brothers and sisters he cannot fucking drive and he is cutting out about 10 times on the traffic light hahah - so I just drive around him roll down the window and show him three fingers and shout: READ BETWEEN THE LINES ASSHOLE laugh and drive off
A few minutes later I notice the same little red Toyota desperately trying to catch up and when I finally stop at my house and park my car in the drive way I can see Asif in the mirror going fucking apeshit taking pictures of my house and car with his brick of a mobile phone pretending he is talking and pointing at me
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As soon as I get out of the car I can see his face changing from "I got you mofo" to "I am fucking fucked!!!!".
I calmly open the boot of my car and take my vintage sportbag and walk inside my house - from the corner of my eye I can see Asif now in a frantic state desperately trying to start the car his eyes are similar to that of a deer.
I couldn't resist and had to take a peek out of my kitchen window and laughed my ass off when I saw that Asif was still trying to start his car - tears of desperation rolling down his chubby brown cheeks. But I took pity and called the cops.
A squat car arrived about 5 min after I told them that I have a brown towelhead sitting in my drive way not sure what he is up to. He got arrested and the car is still parked on the side of the road.
