Author Topic: I'm the wrong guy to f-ck with! (Read 44713 times)

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #125 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:41:48 PM »

I'm Old School. To a bitch like you, that might be "pathol ogical. "

radioflyer46 · « **Reply #126 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:45:33 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on October 08, 2011, 09:42:56 AM

Some asshole had to learn this the hard way. Guy flipped me off in traffic, feeling like a big shot. So I followed him for fifty miles and he was shitting bricks. We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car and sprints into the house. Dude was skinny fat. I just sit in my truck, blocking his car in his driveway. About 5 minutes go by with this bitch peeking out the blinds, and finally a police cruiser pulls up.

Cop comes to my window and asks what happened, and I explained I got flipped off and take shit from no one. Cop looks at my arms and asks if I work out, and I say yeah. He threw his chest out a little and says me too. Then he goes up to the house and talks to the guy. Cop comes back and says I scared the pants off the guy. Cop tells me I should just take off. As I'm backing out the cop gave me a very respectful nod. I just drove an hour but I don't take shit from anyone.

OP, would like to see a pict.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #127 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:00:54 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on October 08, 2011, 04:20:53 PM

How does being born in Kabul to a romanian whore gypsy mother and a gay egyptian father make you irish and italian.

I need to get a better globe.

What difference does it make to you what I am? A fairy like you says things on a computer you wouldn't dare say in person. Go pop your whiteheads.

Maddy · « **Reply #128 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:03:41 PM »

Your average gym rat
has a short
temper
to match his
short weener

Primemuscle · « **Reply #129 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:07:50 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on October 08, 2011, 05:00:54 PM

A fairy like ~~you~~ me says things on a computer ~~you~~ I wouldn't dare say in person.

Fixed!

drop set · « **Reply #130 on:** October 08, 2011, 05:29:59 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on October 08, 2011, 09:42:56 AM

Some asshole had to learn this the hard way. Guy flipped me off in traffic, feeling like a big shot. So I followed him for fifty miles and he was shitting bricks. We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car and sprints into the house. Dude was skinny fat. I just sit in my truck, blocking his car in his driveway. About 5 minutes go by with this bitch peeking out the blinds, and finally a police cruiser pulls up.

Cop comes to my window and asks what happened, and I explained I got flipped off and take shit from no one. Cop looks at my arms and asks if I work out, and I say yeah. He threw his chest out a little and says me too. Then he goes up to the house and talks to the guy. Cop comes back and says I scared the pants off the guy. Cop tells me I should just take off. As I'm backing out the cop gave me a very respectful nod. I just drove an hour but I don't take shit from anyone.

roughly translated........

Some small defenseless bloke had to be bullied to make me feel better about myself today.Guy made a mistake whilst driving,i noticed he was smaller than me so i followed him for fifty miles and i was shitting bricks incase he pulled over.We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car thinking I'm a queer.Dude was to skinny fat (whatever the fuk that means), to scared to get out i just sit in my truck tossing myself off in his driveway.About 5 minutes go by and i still cant get it up with his wife watching through the blinds,finally she realises im a complete twat and calls the police.
Cop comes to my window and immediately realises i'm a complete nob that just wants to be loved by anyone.Cop looks at my arms and asks if i work out because he couldn't tell.He sucked in his gut and said he needed to as well.Then he goes up to the house and tells the guy what a prick i am.Cop comes back and says i've got no chance of getting the pants off the guy so put mine back on.Cop tells me to fuk off before he gets pissed off.As i'm backing out the cop gave me a very disrespectful nod.I just drove an hour and almost got locked up because i'd take it up the shitter from anyone.

hope this helps !

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #131 on:** October 08, 2011, 06:15:44 PM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on October 08, 2011, 05:00:54 PM

What difference does it make to you what I am? A fairy like you says things on a computer you wouldn't dare say in person. Go pop your whiteheads.

At least you are dispensing with the facade...only a matter of time

epic_alien · « **Reply #132 on:** October 08, 2011, 06:18:00 PM »

Quote from: Groink on October 08, 2011, 06:15:44 PM

At least you are dispensing with the facade...only a matter of time

quite ironic he is telling someone else to drop the facade eh?

asbrus · « **Reply #133 on:** October 08, 2011, 06:56:28 PM »

L0L HE G0T THIS ST0RY FR0M SEINFIELD. GE0RGE IS DRIVING A YANKEE T0 S0ME EVENT AND THINKS S0ME0NE FLIPS HIM 0FF. DITCHES THE EVENT T0 G0 F0LL0W THAT GUY AFTER MANY H0UR THEN HE ST0PS. TURNS 0UT THE GUY HAS A CAST 0N HIS HAND WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER UP.

bike nut · « **Reply #134 on:** October 08, 2011, 08:33:59 PM »

Today I flipped a smelly, arab, twink in a Prius off. He followed me home. I told the guard at the gate of my community, "we have a brownout in the neighborhood". They stopped the terrorist in training and told him to fuck off back to whatever camel-fucking piece of shit country he was born in.

The End.

bigkubby · « **Reply #135 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:19:29 PM »

Quote from: bike nut on October 08, 2011, 08:33:59 PM

Today I flipped a smelly, arab, twink in a Prius off. He followed me home. I told the guard at the gate of my community, "we have a brownout in the neighborhood". They stopped the terrorist in training and told him to fuck off back to whatever camel-fucking piece of shit country he was born in.

The End.

no you didnt you shit your pants pussy

bike nut · « **Reply #136 on:** October 08, 2011, 09:26:49 PM »

Now, now bigcupcake....that mustache of yours will fill in when you reach puberty.

And I hate to tell you this, but your uncle is lying, semen doesn't work as a skin creme. Your daddy said so.

supernick · « **Reply #137 on:** October 08, 2011, 10:09:42 PM »

Quote from: asbrus on October 08, 2011, 06:56:28 PM

L0L HE G0T THIS ST0RY FR0M SEINFIELD. GE0RGE IS DRIVING A YANKEE T0 S0ME EVENT AND THINKS S0ME0NE FLIPS HIM 0FF. DITCHES THE EVENT T0 G0 F0LL0W THAT GUY AFTER MANY H0UR THEN HE ST0PS. TURNS 0UT THE GUY HAS A CAST 0N HIS HAND WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER UP.

ya saw that epsode the other day. was thinkin the same thing

daddy8ball · « **Reply #138 on:** October 08, 2011, 10:19:44 PM »

AGR is a gimmick. Having fun..yanking chains, riling people up.

C'mon guys...

Meso_z · « **Reply #139 on:** October 09, 2011, 12:47:45 AM »

Quote from: drop set on October 08, 2011, 05:29:59 PM

roughly translated........

Some small defenseless bloke had to be bullied to make me feel better about myself today.Guy made a mistake whilst driving,i noticed he was smaller than me so i followed him for fifty miles and i was shitting bricks incase he pulled over.We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car thinking I'm a queer.Dude was to skinny fat (whatever the fuk that means), to scared to get out i just sit in my truck tossing myself off in his driveway.About 5 minutes go by and i still cant get it up with his wife watching through the blinds,finally she realises im a complete twat and calls the police.
Cop comes to my window and immediately realises i'm a complete nob that just wants to be loved by anyone.Cop looks at my arms and asks if i work out because he couldn't tell.He sucked in his gut and said he needed to as well.Then he goes up to the house and tells the guy what a prick i am.Cop comes back and says i've got no chance of getting the pants off the guy so put mine back on.Cop tells me to fuk off before he gets pissed off.As i'm backing out the cop gave me a very disrespectful nod.I just drove an hour and almost got locked up because i'd take it up the shitter from anyone.

hope this helps !

hahahahaha!!! nice.

James28 · « **Reply #140 on:** October 09, 2011, 01:24:02 AM »

Asif?? Bwahahahaha. Why can't these shit-skin mothers not give their excrement proper names? Why do they always fucking look and sound like terrorists? The West (White) should just bomb these sad countries and the vermin that lives there and be done with it. They add nothing to the advancement of civilization and spawn scum like 'Asif'. Hahahaha, can't get over that stupid fucking name and the picture. Born as an ugly paki. Kill yourself, you know you should, paki.

Meso_z · « **Reply #141 on:** October 09, 2011, 01:35:41 AM »

Quote from: James28 on October 09, 2011, 01:24:02 AM

Asif?? Bwahahahaha. Why can't these shit-skin mothers not give their excrement proper names? Why do they always fucking look and sound like terrorists? The West (White) should just bomb these sad countries and the vermin that lives there and be done with it. They add nothing to the advancement of civilization and spawn scum like 'Asif'. Hahahaha, can't get over that stupid fucking name and the picture. Born as an ugly paki. Kill yourself, you know you should, paki.

Tito24 · « **Reply #142 on:** October 09, 2011, 03:20:41 AM »

Quote from: Stark on October 08, 2011, 12:34:02 PM

Love the kidney shot - he passes out right there.

BTW at the end the guy with the mask says:

Now you go away!!!
Prisoner: Scared - what do you mean Senor?
Now you go away!!

some sick shit

littleguns · « **Reply #143 on:** October 09, 2011, 04:49:51 AM »

Hey jerkoff, why dont you and Black Flag go bother a different board, you are a f'in joke and everyone knows it.....

Get back into your 1986 Ford f-150 and drive off into the sunset...

wordy · « **Reply #144 on:** October 09, 2011, 05:22:01 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on October 08, 2011, 09:42:56 AM

Some asshole had to learn this the hard way. Guy flipped me off in traffic, feeling like a big shot. So I followed him for fifty miles and he was shitting bricks. We finally get to his house and he rushes out of his car and sprints into the house. Dude was skinny fat. I just sit in my truck, blocking his car in his driveway. About 5 minutes go by with this bitch peeking out the blinds, and finally a police cruiser pulls up.

Cop comes to my window and asks what happened, and I explained I got flipped off and take shit from no one. Cop looks at my arms and asks if I work out, and I say yeah. He threw his chest out a little and says me too. Then he goes up to the house and talks to the guy. Cop comes back and says I scared the pants off the guy. Cop tells me I should just take off. As I'm backing out the cop gave me a very respectful nod. I just drove an hour but I don't take shit from anyone.

You lying twat.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #145 on:** October 09, 2011, 05:46:15 AM »

Notice: If you use words like "bloke", "twat", and "piss off", you live in an inferior country being taken over by Islam. Don't try to grandstand here. Go eat some fucking mutton and bruch your green teeth.

Jaime · « **Reply #146 on:** October 09, 2011, 05:49:58 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on October 09, 2011, 05:46:15 AM

Notice: If you use words like "bloke", "twat", and "piss off", you live in an inferior country being taken over by Islam. Don't try to grandstand here. Go eat some fucking mutton and bruch your green teeth.

If you want to prolong the identity anon on your next gimmick you had best drop all the proud paki crap, you little twat.

Your Average GymRat · « **Reply #147 on:** October 09, 2011, 05:56:12 AM »

You're a European coward. Try brushing your teeth once in while.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #148 on:** October 09, 2011, 06:01:46 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on October 09, 2011, 05:46:15 AM

Notice: If you use words like "bloke", "twat", and "piss off", you live in an inferior country being taken over by Islam. Don't try to grandstand here. Go eat some fucking mutton and bruch your green teeth.

Do you say "hot bitch" of "fair lass", Rimrat/Asif/BFRS ?

Jaime · « **Reply #149 on:** October 09, 2011, 06:09:43 AM »

Quote from: Your Average GymRat on October 09, 2011, 05:56:12 AM

You're a European coward. Try brushing your teeth once in while.

Europe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>South Asia.

Author Topic: I'm the wrong guy to f-ck with! (Read 44713 times)

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