Why MMA Could Get You Killed

[Bobby]

When retards like assbruise say they wrestled for X many years, what they're really saying is "I hugged other gay men in high school".

Fucking website full of professional cage fighters. Every fucking one of them would piss their panties if they were ever in a real fight.

maybe they like to hug?

they're quick to defend their "activities"

[Bobby]

ungay




 

[Darren Avey]

Funny how a Gracie V Gene Lebell fight never happened, seems the Gracies always had some excuse or demanded som estupid stipulation like Gene go down to 140lbs etc

[doison]

Perhaps someone should organize a martial arts tournament and settle this question of style vs style once and for all.

 

[Darren Avey]

Hey lex how do you think these MMA cage fighter heroes would do against a prime angry Mike Tyson in the street??

[suckmymuscle]

Hey lex how do you think these MMA cage fighter heroes would do against a prime angry Mike Tyson in the street??

  Unless Tyson KOs the MMA guy in a few seconds, the MMA guy will do the takedown and then it's over for Tyson.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Bodybuilder Lex Reeves]

Now we're getting into an interesting area. There is no greasy gi-wearing Brazilian who could take down Tyson in his prime, in the streets, in the ring or anywhere else. Tyson was an absolute animal who was also superbly trained. Tyson was a student of pugilism, history, poetry and war. An absolute killer. Too much muscularity and strength to hyperextend the arm. A submission attempt would just anger him and the Gracie would be lucky to live life in a coma from then on.

[bike nut]

L0L. JUST WHEN I THINK THIS SITE CAN'T GET ANY DUMBER BIKE NUT PR0VES ME WR0NG.

Then prove me wrong.....post up your Division I (even Division II will suffice) school and intercollegiate wrestling results.

C'mon with your bad self. 

I'm calling you a bullshitter - plain and simple (like you).

[CalvinH]

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face"

Mike Tyson

[noeasywayout]

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face"

Mike Tyson

did Tyson really said that? awesome!

 

[Vikingman]

LoL at some replies, Chuck wrestled HS and D1, Rampage wrestled HS and JUCO, and Le also has a HS wrestling backgorund and they all still train their grappling, pure strikers huh 

Dos Santos was a striker and now trains his wrestling religiously and has a bjj brown belt (that's right below black  )


You don't shoot double is street fights, as in knee to the ground, but you do slip a punch and scoop someone up and put them on their ass or clinch and go to town (not like a plum, simply wrapping up with a ####).

totally correct-takedowns change in a street fight-but just as easy to do-I like to train takedowns sometimes with the street in mind   

[Griffith]

Perhaps someone should organize a martial arts tournament and settle this question of style vs style once and for all.

Yep, only problem is if grappling is allowed and the rounds are really long then it'll mostly end up with two guys rolling on the ground the entire time.....so the rules might end up favouring a particular system.....

K-1 is a lot more exciting than MMA.

K-1 allows all striking martial arts or combat sports to compete against each other in the ring.

[asbrus]

I've been saying this for quite some time and many don't want to hear it. MMA and brazilian Jiu Jitsu are no match for traditional martial arts. The Gracies always open up witha front snap kick followed by a take down. A true Karate master has a hundred ways of destroying someone stupid enough to proceed in that manner. The MMA teachers are promising these kids that they could whoop anyone with submission holds. The strikes and kicks of a Karate expert are LETHAL. Do not be fooled by the Gracies. These oily bastards would line up tomato-cans for their Gracie challenge. They always evaded true Karate masters. 

JUST KILL Y0URSELF.

[bigmc]

ive seen loads of bar brawls where skilled mma guys have taken their hapless opponents down and carefully worked their submissions.

while the losers friends have respectfully cheered on the skills of the tap out wearing superstar 

[muscularny]

you have it all wrong, all fighting styles will get you killed in the real world, see in a place like NYC, pick any fri or sat night and hang out in the emergency room between 11-5AM, you will see many so called MMA and Karate guys on stretchers, knife wounds, gun shots etc.

Yes I think practicing any sort of fighting is cool, but when it gets to your head you are doomed as people have little tolerance in these days and knives and guns seems to be used more and more.

Best bet in life is if you can avoid a situation just avoid it, if you can walk away walk away, all the people busy with who is and isnt respecting them end up cripples or dead at a young age.

Fuck your ego, when you are being pushed around in a wheelchair and need help wiping your own ass, try telling everyone the story of how the guy didnt respect you enough.

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

There is no greasy gi-wearing Brazilian who could take down Tyson in his prime, in the streets, in the ring or anywhere else. A submission attempt would just anger him and the Gracie would be lucky to live life in a coma from then on.

Haha thats the funniest thing I have read on here. Pure poetry. Lucky to live life in a coma from then on     .
I agree about Tyson and any Gracie tho. Royce would have received an uppercut to the jaw before he could lurch himself to Tyson's knees and he would most probably receive a broken neck and be dead before he hit the deck.  If he was lucky he might live his life in a coma tho.


I remember back in UFC 1 or 2 or 3  the old man Gracie kunt came into the ring to greet the fans and he was boo'd off. 
He looked like  a right annoying old kunt.

[oldtimer1]

This thread is about as stupid as they come. If anyone believes you don't need a ground game you're living in denial. Striking is important but so is wrestling on the ground. Anyone who puts down submission wrestling should join a local BJJ school. I bet you would be humbled quick.  

[Kilo Medic]

you have it all wrong, all fighting styles will get you killed in the real world, see in a place like NYC, pick any fri or sat night and hang out in the emergency room between 11-5AM, you will see many so called MMA and Karate guys on stretchers, knife wounds, gun shots etc.

Yes I think practicing any sort of fighting is cool, but when it gets to your head you are doomed as people have little tolerance in these days and knives and guns seems to be used more and more.

Best bet in life is if you can avoid a situation just avoid it, if you can walk away walk away, all the people busy with who is and isnt respecting them end up cripples or dead at a young age.

Fuck your ego, when you are being pushed around in a wheelchair and need help wiping your own ass, try telling everyone the story of how the guy didnt respect you enough.

QFT

[Ronnie Rep]

Ain't no grappling in a street fight or bar fight! I prefer Bas Ruttens techniques!

[gracie bjj]

This thread is about as stupid as they come. If anyone believes you don't need a ground game you're living in denial. Striking is important but so is wrestling on the ground. Anyone who puts down submission wrestling should join a local BJJ school. I bet you would be humbled quick.  

best post yet

[ChopperRider]

I've been saying this for quite some time and many don't want to hear it. MMA and brazilian Jiu Jitsu are no match for traditional martial arts. The Gracies always open up witha front snap kick followed by a take down. A true Karate master has a hundred ways of destroying someone stupid enough to proceed in that manner. The MMA teachers are promising these kids that they could whoop anyone with submission holds. The strikes and kicks of a Karate expert are LETHAL. Do not be fooled by the Gracies. These oily bastards would line up tomato-cans for their Gracie challenge. They always evaded true Karate masters. 

And your the guy who "lent" his account to YAGR for a few weeks right?

Hope you get assfucked by a chainsaw.

[Big Worm]

I've been saying this for quite some time and many don't want to hear it. MMA and brazilian Jiu Jitsu are no match for traditional martial arts. The Gracies always open up witha front snap kick followed by a take down. A true Karate master has a hundred ways of destroying someone stupid enough to proceed in that manner. The MMA teachers are promising these kids that they could whoop anyone with submission holds. The strikes and kicks of a Karate expert are LETHAL. Do not be fooled by the Gracies. These oily bastards would line up tomato-cans for their Gracie challenge. They always evaded true Karate masters. 

Anyone can get beat on any given day.. Does not matter on your skill.. If you are a master of any art,and get hit on the button,,,,,,,it's night night.. Just ask Machida..

[Lifter_X]

Now we're getting into an interesting area. There is no greasy gi-wearing Brazilian who could take down Tyson in his prime, in the streets, in the ring or anywhere else. Tyson was an absolute animal who was also superbly trained. Tyson was a student of pugilism, history, poetry and war. An absolute killer. Too much muscularity and strength to hyperextend the arm. A submission attempt would just anger him and the Gracie would be lucky to live life in a coma from then on.

Is it just me, or is there a strong homo-erotic vibe to this post?

[che]

Anyone can get beat on any given day..

X100000

[Fortress]

In the end it is not the style, but strength and ability of the athlete.  I knew this skinny fucker who competed in TWD in the olympics.  His roundhouse kicks were lethal.  In close combat he got rushed by 4 guidos.  In a blink of an eye he knocked each one down.  Nothing a MMA guy could have handled.

Yet I knew other guys who were black belts and once a bar fight broke out looked like they didn't know how to fight.

I think the true secret to a real fight is getting guys in the ring without them knowing what the other guys discipline is.  Total secrecy. Let an MMA guy rush a karate guy without knowing he knows karate and is not expecting a block to the throat and a chop to the ears.  lol

Great post.

MMA isn't worthless, obviously, but much of what is said against it being some awesome REAL altercation fighting system is based in truth.

SO much of MMA is simply sport. Becoming wonderfully proficient in it does leave one open to a brutal beating in a real-world fight.