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herne

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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #875 on: March 01, 2018, 03:02:36 PM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #876 on: April 13, 2018, 10:26:54 AM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #877 on: April 13, 2018, 11:05:24 AM »
Quote from: herne on April 13, 2018, 10:26:54 AM


next to two genetically superior hebrewesses.

I hate myself for knowing the name of one of them lol. tatianna butler.
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #878 on: April 13, 2018, 08:30:50 PM »
Quote from: herne on April 13, 2018, 10:26:54 AM


Schmoe, Hairy and Burley.  The 3Spooges!
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #879 on: April 14, 2018, 12:20:16 PM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #882 on: March 09, 2019, 10:25:35 AM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #883 on: March 09, 2019, 10:27:03 AM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #884 on: March 10, 2019, 05:24:50 PM »
I dunno man - I mean, I like her as much as the next schmoe, but I heard she'd been overdoing the GH recently (apparently she's got the same supplier as Aaron Clarke)
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #885 on: March 29, 2019, 05:03:00 PM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #886 on: March 29, 2019, 05:10:06 PM »
Yummy Colette
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #887 on: March 31, 2019, 08:18:06 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on March 10, 2019, 05:24:50 PM
I dunno man - I mean, I like her as much as the next schmoe, but I heard she'd been overdoing the GH recently (apparently she's got the same supplier as Aaron Clarke)



LOL!!

You're artwork and Hipo's fetish have inspired me to compose the following song (with apologies to the lovely Petula Clark!)

SCHMOETOWN

When you are homely, and life is making you lonely
You can always go
Schmoetown
Sucking down Flurrys, at the Golden Arches hurry
Seems to help, I know
Schmoetown


Just listen to the whining of your fellow manlets pity
Linger near the newstand mags it'll make you fell less shitty...How can you lose?
Their tights fit much tighter so
You can forget all your troubles, just accept you're a schmoe!
So go Schmoetown, things'll be gay when you're
Schmoetown, no finer place for sure
Schmoetown everything's waiting for you
Schmoetown


Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
They are wrestling schmoes
Schmoetown
Maybe you know some private places for schmoes
Where they never close
Schmoetown
Just listen to the rhythm of an ice machine gyratin'
You'll be wrasslin' with her too and then start masturbatin'
Fappy again
Their tights fit much tighter so
You can forget all your troubles, just accept you're a schmoe!
So go Schmoetown, things'll be gay when you're
Schmoetown, no finer place for sure
Schmoetown everything's waiting for you
Schmoetown


And given time you may find a gurl that looks like Venus
Someone who will wrestle you and shove her giant Shenis
up your flabby behind....
So maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, forget no one cares
So go Schmoetown, things'll be great when you're
Schmoetown, you'll masturbate for sure
Schmoetown, it's all there waiting for you
Schmoetown, Schmoetown, Schmoetown, Schmoetown, Schmoetown
Schmoetown, Schmoetown, Schmoetown, Schmoetown, Schmoetown...
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #888 on: March 31, 2019, 10:03:33 AM »
Quote from: hipolito mejia on March 29, 2019, 05:10:06 PM

Yummy Colette


Here comes the schmonga line
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #889 on: April 08, 2019, 03:21:31 PM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #890 on: April 08, 2019, 04:05:10 PM »
If ever there were a thread that induces detumescence in a Man, this would be it.  I am certain there are more, but this one does the job.  Ugh.
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #891 on: April 08, 2019, 04:09:49 PM »
I always get this chick mixed up with Bethany Carter Howlett.
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #892 on: April 09, 2019, 06:28:04 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on April 08, 2019, 04:09:49 PM
I always get this chick mixed up with Bethany Carter Howlett.

I'd love to spill my load on all four of their tits.
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #893 on: April 10, 2019, 02:17:17 AM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on April 09, 2019, 06:28:04 PM
I'd love to spill my load on all four of their tits.
As long as BCH doesn't tell me about how smart, talented and successful she is while doing it.
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #894 on: July 12, 2019, 01:50:51 PM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #895 on: July 12, 2019, 04:52:53 PM »
Gross.
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #896 on: July 12, 2019, 05:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Humble Narcissist on April 10, 2019, 02:17:17 AM
As long as BCH doesn't tell me about how smart, talented and successful she is while doing it.

I'd stick my fingers in her mouth to shut her up.
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #897 on: August 30, 2019, 02:16:35 PM »
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #898 on: August 30, 2019, 04:01:08 PM »
Those tits are absurd.
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Re: Colette Nelson official appreciation thread
« Reply #899 on: September 15, 2019, 01:41:47 PM »
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