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Who still buys this shitty rag anymore? $1 rental of MACHETE will get you the same shit Hef paid almost a million for



http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/24/lindsay-lohan-posing-playboy-nude-close-to-a-million-dollars-hugh-hefner/







Lindsay Lohan
NUDE Playboy Spread
For Nearly $1 MILLION!!



Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy  -- TMZ has confirmed -- and LiLo don't strip for peanuts ... the spread will earn her almost a million dollars!

Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ... ONE MILLION dollars ... to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).

We're told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price -- but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in ... but it's a good bet she'll be on the cover.

Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy didn't immediately respond to our email or phone call. 

According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend -- which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties ... with getting nekkid.

Sweet, sweet multi-tasking.

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Shes one of the few chicks that i wouldnt wanna see naked, nor would i care to see naked..

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wont even get to see her twat. will be hiding it with some sort of "erotic" pose, and airbrushed to kingdom cum. playboy ::)

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She's got great tits, but she's one of those girls who made it without having talent really, and when you talk to industry insiders about  what really goes on with child actors, let's say the casting couch has some questionable stains, lohan's name comes up over and over and over again

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someone should tell Heff that the whole world has already seen her mangled pussy getting out of cars with britney!

no suspense when this one comes out. will be magazine touched up, thats it.

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 :)

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Curiosity killed the cat....I will have to check that magazine out!

You're too short to look old enough for someone to sell it to you.

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You're too short to look old enough for someone to sell it to you.
;D....LOL

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 I would not mind posing for playgirl, I do not think they have too many super buff dudes posing in there,I wonder how much they would pay me.

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Playboy is a joke, the Brazilian edition excluded


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somebody should send this to Hugh and save him some money

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wont even get to see her twat. will be hiding it with some sort of "erotic" pose, and airbrushed to kingdom cum. playboy ::)
They show the kitty, they just don't show pink...
Which is why, Playboy is still the go to mag for women to boost their career.
They feel above the slutty strippers that pose in Penthouse.

Look at Kim Kardashian's spread in Playboy.

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I like freckles and red hair on a girl. got anymore pics?

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I like freckles and red hair on a girl. got anymore pics?





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I'd do her in a minute then she could move on a bag of problems right there.

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Didn't Lindsay do a Marilyn Monroe type nude spread a few years ago? From how many times I beat my meat From what I remember, it was pretty good - nice funbags.  ;D

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I'd do her in a minute then she could move on a bag of problems right there.

Do it safe, or she will freckle you  ;)


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is it just me or is she like really gross now- like trailer park/ meth addict type of gross?

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Who cares.

She's a wreck.

Wasted money.

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she looks like  Malachai from children of the corn

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am i the only one seeing her in an imaginary 3some here  ???

massive photoshop potential. email it to heff, then get heff to pay YOU the million! lol

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that is one ugly vagina

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that is one ugly vagina

agreed....BRUTAL!!!!....Playboy would be absolutely nuts to give her a million dollars