List of retarded things to do before I turn 30 (just more 12 months to go)

[Bam-bam]

Actually my favourite painter is Claude Monet and I didnt visit his museum either (dont even know if there is one), but I would category it as a fuck up so I can do it anytime of my life

[jon cole]

Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??

- a four week blitz cycle = 200mg anadrola and 100mg tren ace ...e.d.
- make a food contest.
- try a 1000 lbs squat raw.
- write to craig titus in jail.
- wear a tape out tshirt.
- ask a question about "nordic" to gh15.
- watch a full b.f.t.o (after 2001) without falling asleep (including bonus where mitsuru drive for hours).

[DK II]

- a four week blitz cycle = 200mg anadrola and 100mg tren ace ...e.d.
- make a food contest.
- try a 1000 lbs squat raw.
- write to craig titus in jail.
- wear a tape out tshirt.
- ask a question about "nordic" to gh15.
- watch a full b.f.t.o (after 2001) without falling asleep (including bonus where mitsuru drive for hours).

 

Hardcore list, you would need a ton of ephedrine to pull this through.... 

[Dr Dutch]

-- write to craig titus in jail.

This could be fun....

[Xerxes]

This could be fun....

Just a short letter

"Tell us your real cycle bro, you're in jail anyway"

[DK II]

Just a short letter

"Tell us your real cycle bro, you're in jail anyway"

Craig Titus cycle is no secret: "All drugs you can get your hands on."

[WillGrant]

Craig Titus cycle is no secret: "All drugs you can get your hands on."

I think thats the only thing Craiggers was ever honest about - "you keep increasing the dose till you are as big as you want to be"

[DK II]

I think thats the only thing Craiggers was ever honest about - "you keep increasing the dose till you are as big as you want to be"

Yep, think so too.

[SmallPole]

Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??

solid list, gl

[MikMaq]

Mine are


Get a hot chick pregnant.
Do an 8 ball of coke in one night.
Kill a hooker while on coke.
Get a blow job from a 16 year old girl.
Do at least one cycle.
Be in a war zone.
Fuck up some thug for trying to wrong me.
Give a chick a black eye(non hooker).
Make ten grand immorally.
Own or be ceo of a company.
Shit on a politician.
Meet one get bigger in person and make them feel hella awkward.

[CalvinH]

Well you have the start a stupid thread on GB done already

[Bam-bam]

Mine are


Get a hot chick pregnant.
Do an 8 ball of coke in one night.
Kill a hooker while on coke.
Get a blow job from a 16 year old girl.
Do at least one cycle.
Be in a war zone.
Fuck up some thug for trying to wrong me.
Give a chick a black eye(non hooker).
Make ten grand immorally.
Own or be ceo of a company.
Shit on a politician.
Meet one get bigger in person and make them feel hella awkward.

Solid!

[MORTALCOIL]

Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo-Non verified
- try coke-Check
- get arrested-Check
- spend a night in jail-Check
- marry a prostitue-Define "prostitute"
-divorce a prostitute-they all are when you divorce them
- enter in a bbing competition-Nope
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)-Check
- try a tranny-I don't wanna know but I wasn't always sober
- rob a bank-that's not retarded at all, everybody should do it considering what they do to us
- become a hippie-Check
- smoke marijuana all day-Check
- say to a girl I love her-Check
- start a gang-in kindergarten
- get my car totaled-Twice
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)-that is the most retarded


what more??

[Dr Dutch]

This stuff is kinda Jackass-Turbo....

[Tito24]

party heavely in ibiza

[Nirvana]

you said enter a bodybuilding contest.

to do that requires all the other things on the list.

[Bam-bam]

party heavely in ibiza

bam-bam trivia

my first cycle was funded with the money of a family trip to ibiza. My parents decided to go to Ibiza with me and my sister and I told my father I prefered not to go so he could just give me the money equivalet of the plane tickets and hotel and thats what happened. They ended up inviting one of my female cousins to go in my place and she got mad happy, so in the end everybody won!  

[RJ DRIVER]

Can you please add -get aids and die, to your list.



Thanks

[da_vinci]

I've never understood why ppl "cage" themselves in a chronology. Hopefully at 60 I'll still be partying in raves (if I manage to live to that age), fucking thai sluts and just "carpe diem'ing".
 The getting 16yo preggo. Keep it for your 50'th b-day. Would be a lot more fun.

[deceiver]

Buy as much lsd, cocaine and weed as I can afford. Download whole "Bold and Beautiful" series and watch it all getting high all the time till I finally die from drugs.

[Xerxes]

I've never understood why ppl "cage" themselves in a chronology. Hopefully at 60 I'll still be partying in raves (if I manage to live to that age), fucking thai sluts and just "carpe diem'ing".
 The getting 16yo preggo. Keep it for your 50'th b-day. Would be a lot more fun.

 

[David M]

u got love handles dude.   address them.

[Borracho]

Hey guys, so Im in my last 20s year, always thought I had until the 30 mark to do stupid things before turning actually into an adult and after this making fuck ups will not be funny anymore.

Well, Im making a list of things I still didnt do in my life so I can pick some to do during the next 12 months since it will be my last oportunity... sugestions are welcome!

Here it goes, fuck ups I never did, yet:

- get a 16 year old preggo
- try coke
- get arrested
- spend a night in jail
- marry a prostitue
-divorce a prostitute
- enter in a bbing competition
- start a business and get banrkupt (actually I almost already did this)
- try a tranny
- rob a bank
- become a hippie
- smoke marijuana all day
- say to a girl I love her
- start a gang
- get my car totaled
- bumgee jump (probably the most retarted thing of the whole list)


what more??

Shit Bam-Bam, what the hell do you do for fun?

[MikMaq]

I've never understood why ppl "cage" themselves in a chronology. Hopefully at 60 I'll still be partying in raves (if I manage to live to that age), fucking thai sluts and just "carpe diem'ing".
 The getting 16yo preggo. Keep it for your 50'th b-day. Would be a lot more fun.

Agreed 30 is so meaningless of a birthday, to people younger than you, you were old back at 25, to people older than you, your still young, and all the people your age are having some weird crisis so fuck em.

[Cleanest Natural]

try a tranny .. you had to go there


are there any straight guys left here? lol