I can coach someone that has no muscle to become pro. Fact not fiction.
It's called "drugs". Not all that difficult, really. Sybil...May I call you Sybil? Of course I can. "Coach" someone, eh? How altruistic of you Sybil dear. However I fear the ball has dropped.
Your testicles however, have retreated. When someone makes references to their "inner child" it's usually an attempt to justify misbehavior and so it is with you and your "cousin". I say if your inner child wants to act like a little shitass, get ready because I'm going to kick it's ass, albeit from a purely matrix standpoint.
In the real world, you may or may not be Gary Strydom, but neither of us is what we appear to be here, are we Sybil?
You or your other toddler persona have yet to really make amends to Bob and your pitiful rationalization for your fucktard behavior is indicative of a mind teetering on the edge of utter and irrevocable stupidity.
Sigh...Alas, I fear I may have used too many "big" words. FTN.