it's old and dumb. Can't come up with something better.
I have it from a reliable source that you got yourself infected at a bughunting party - u're dumbass thought it was your
"usual" g4p gangbang and I can just imagine your bloated dumb italian wannabe looking guido face when you read the cart.
Welcome to the Aids club
hahah life sucks, but it sucks a bit more if you are Derek Anthony and bahah have aids