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got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« on: November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM »
getbig playaz, is Chlorophyll the right thang here?
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2011, 04:44:39 PM »
try roofies, if not that try winning her over with your Tom Cruise of Turkey good looks and garlic breath.
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2011, 04:47:33 PM »
charm her panties off with your witty charm and a twinkle in your eye  :)
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2011, 04:47:51 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on November 25, 2011, 04:44:39 PM
try roofies, if not that try winning her over with your Tom Cruise of Turkey good looks and garlic breath.
Whoa! :o
S'up Fat Dave!  ;D

How's Mychel, Margie and the gang?
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2011, 04:49:38 PM »
have her sit with you and read past get big threads.

bring up all the Sev posts, compared to that pussy, youre a total badass. youll be seeing the top of her head in no time
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2011, 04:52:54 PM »


getbig
prolly not
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dating advice
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2011, 04:56:58 PM »
Isn't it the way of the turk to just take what he wants?
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2011, 04:59:48 PM »
Forcible rape is always an option.  ;)
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2011, 05:03:06 PM »
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2011, 05:04:00 PM »
when in doubt, whip it out
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2011, 05:05:07 PM »
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2011, 05:37:16 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM
got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)

Marry her
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2011, 05:37:47 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM
getbig playaz, is Chlorophyll the right thang here?
The fuck are you ? a virgin or something ?  ???
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2011, 05:44:18 PM »
Charm her with your personality.   :)
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2011, 05:44:20 PM »
My experience has been that chicks that don't drink or do drugs like to fuck more.  So tell your cousin to start sucking that dick.
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2011, 05:49:54 PM »
leave her on the curb
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2011, 05:51:15 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on November 25, 2011, 04:44:39 PM
try roofies, if not that try winning her over with your Tom Cruise of Turkey good looks and garlic breath.
;D
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2011, 05:51:24 PM »
Quote from: outby43 on November 25, 2011, 05:44:20 PM
My experience has been that chicks that don't drink or do drugs like to fuck more.  So tell your cousin to start sucking that dick.

 ;D
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2011, 05:54:39 PM »
Quote from: tendonitis on November 25, 2011, 05:04:00 PM
when in doubt, whip it out
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2011, 05:56:01 PM »
Give her the Great Arab Cock ironneck 8)
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2011, 05:57:51 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM
getbig playaz, is Chlorophyll the right thang here?

Chlorophyll is what plants use for photosynthesis??

Chloroform is what you are looking for I think.
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2011, 06:07:17 PM »
Quote from: tu_holmes on November 25, 2011, 05:57:51 PM
Chlorophyll is what plants use for photosynthesis??

Chloroform is what you are looking for I think.


Maybe he meant that she is too young to have a flower and needs to kickstart the process.
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2011, 06:08:35 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on November 25, 2011, 04:43:28 PM
getbig playaz, is Chlorophyll the right thang here?

if u had a pussy pulling physique you wouldnt need no drugs ,no alcohol...get to work ,son.. ;D
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2011, 06:27:51 PM »
Quote from: outby43 on November 25, 2011, 05:44:20 PM
My experience has been that chicks that don't drink or do drugs like to fuck more.  So tell your cousin to start sucking that dick.
;D
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Re: got a chick here, she doesnt drink or smoke or other drugs( what to do?)
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2011, 09:13:09 PM »
tell her about your 5-digit postcount on getbig. That will change her mind...
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