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Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« on: December 02, 2011, 08:56:13 AM »
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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 08:59:03 AM »
may all the bitches get crashed by the bar


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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 09:00:46 AM »



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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2011, 09:03:18 AM »
LOL, what the fuck is this shit???

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2011, 09:04:21 AM »
Good stuff

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2011, 09:06:12 AM »
do the plates have air in them?

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 09:06:29 AM »
Good Stuff farrellzach    ;D

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2011, 09:10:37 AM »
Some good stuff with crossfit, people need to try harder shit like this and that's a plus.

However the bad is just so bad.....

Epic loading of 6 5kg plates to make it look heavy. Give me a fucking break

Even worse is the coaching. 90% of these "coaches" are level one crossfit certs with level one oly certs and hardly any experience. That sickens me worse than anything, the coaching going on. "Let the bar just rise above your head"

Ya, great advice you stupid fucking girl!

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 09:11:08 AM »
What a bunch of fucking girls, i blame the trainers not the silly girls , they wouldnt know the difference between a Preacher curl or a Preacher doing curls

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2011, 09:13:27 AM »
LOL, what the fuck is this shit???

Continental Clean and Jerk, old school lift that's made a come back on the strongman circuit, done right-

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Crossfit's gonna get someone hurt,let's hope it's not one of the cute ones.....

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2011, 09:14:28 AM »
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WTH is this shit! Proof that God protects fools and babies.
 

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2011, 09:21:20 AM »
Continental Clean and Jerk, old school lift that's made a come back on the strongman circuit, done right-

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Crossfit's gonna get someone hurt,let's hope it's not one of the cute ones.....

Oh I get the movement, we train in strongman as well. But you just don't do this with people who have never 1. Trained for it 2. You know what you're doing 3. You're not a 15 year old girl or a 65 year old man. Looks like their using a 2" thick bar, doesn't matter whether the bar is 85lbs or 15lbs, it's too big for small hands to grip. I have small hand and have a hell of a time doing farmers walks not because my grip is weak, it because my hands are small. All they need to do is drop that from the top of the movement and she's done.

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2011, 09:23:51 AM »
Holy shit.... never realized how gay it was. What a bunch of fuckin idiots.  Why the hell would anyone do this?

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2011, 09:24:53 AM »
At least teach them how to properly clean the weight.....
And please....have them all look like this

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2011, 09:27:51 AM »
Now that they have done their continental clean session of the year with 80 lbs, they can say they are truly functional.

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2011, 09:29:34 AM »
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Im surprised you dont hear of people getting hurt from doing crossfit more often.

I havent seen a more moronic fitness fad in my life.

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2011, 09:36:38 AM »

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2011, 09:40:50 AM »
I have never seen so fucked up jerk drive.

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2011, 09:41:08 AM »
Oh I get the movement, we train in strongman as well. But you just don't do this with people who have never 1. Trained for it 2. You know what you're doing 3. You're not a 15 year old girl or a 65 year old man. Looks like their using a 2" thick bar, doesn't matter whether the bar is 85lbs or 15lbs, it's too big for small hands to grip. I have small hand and have a hell of a time doing farmers walks not because my grip is weak, it because my hands are small. All they need to do is drop that from the top of the movement and she's done.

Oh sure, I get that, I just want to show that it's a legitimate lift in the right hands, and not just some Crossfit non-sense.

Here's another bit of Crossfit silliness-

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2011, 09:42:33 AM »
Oh sure, I get that, I just want to show that it's a legitimate lift in the right hands, and not just some Crossfit non-sense.

Here's another bit of Crossfit silliness-

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thats borderline child abuse right there, that guy is not right in the head.

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2011, 09:48:06 AM »
I hated crossfit way before it was cool to hate crossfit

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2011, 09:48:26 AM »
thats borderline child abuse right there, that guy is not right in the head.

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2011, 09:49:40 AM »
Oh sure, I get that, I just want to show that it's a legitimate lift in the right hands, and not just some Crossfit non-sense.

Here's another bit of Crossfit silliness-

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WTF is wrong with that SOB? He should be in jail.

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2011, 09:51:52 AM »
a chiro's wet dream = crossfit

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Re: Just another reason why I hate "crossfit"
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2011, 10:23:58 AM »
Gonna bring my smelling salts to the gym today for upright rows day.