I Have Gained 30 Lbs: Here Is How...

[dustin]

 How is that? Johnny Falcon just says completely idiotic things with no basis in science, such as that a diet where you drink galloons of olive oil and nothing more, is good for you. I, on the other hand, explain exactly why my nutrition advice will work. I gave you the reasons exactly, using empirical facts about what the components of raw goat milk and kangaroo meat do to the human physiology, for why this combination is highly anabolic. And please don't compare my ergogenics knowledge with that of Johnny Failcon. Seriously, just don't.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Don't lie. I bet you're eating a kale sandwich right now.

[Aussie Duffman]

Badger milk?

[_bruce_]

i buy all my beef from a farmer near me that is hardcore about his grass fed cattle...he even made sure his land
has never had chemicals, ever

i raise my kids on grass fed beef...much different than cooking corn fed, it is more like cookinig wild game

he also does grass fed hogs, free range chickens and turkeys

i pay $65 and get 10lb mix of burger, roast, and sirloins...fresh every time as often as i want it

As it should be - optimum case 

[Bam-bam]

the person behind the SMM gimmick is one crazy sob

[DK II]

 Raw goat milk and kangaroo meat. Raw goat milk contains extremely pure lactalbumins that are very easily absorbed and have high bioavailability. The milk has to be raw, because the heat of the pasteurization process that they use in commercial milks denatures the protein. Raw goat milk also contains immunoglobulins that are anti-inflamatory and boost recovery dramatically. It also has hundreds of calories per cup which is nice when bulkiing. As for kangaroo meat, it contains extremely high levels of CLA which is quickly absorbed by the body unlike the CLA in supplements that are not absorbed at all. The amount of CLA in kangaroo meat is comparable to that of French cheese, but with very little of the pro-oxidant, pro-inflammatory, LDL-boosting saturated fats that French cheese has. It also has high quality protein. The kangaroo meat needs to be organic and free-range otherwise it does not work....

  I am currently 314 lbs which is only 20 lbs less than the heaviest I have ever been except that back then I was on 2,500 mg of test(10 ampules of Durateston a week) a week and now I am natural. Of course, I am almost 6'5 and not lean but far from fat at that weight, so this is not that inpressive, but 314 lbs is huge no matter your height as long as you are not obese. So there you have it. The secret for gigantic natural gains is out

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Good work, SMM.

[WillGrant]

Sucky loves Smegma

[notsureifsrs]

If the scale numbers have such a meaning for you...

[suckmymuscle]

Sucky loves Smegma

  I sure do. I lick it off your mother's snatch every night. Hey, Kangaroo meat and goat cheese are fine, but I like having some fish ocasionally.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[WillGrant]

 I sure do. I lick it off your mother's snatch every night. Hey, Kangaroo meat and goat cheese are fine, but I like having some fish ocasionally.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Liar - I lick it all off first thing each morning  

Thats prob my granny you chowing down on and thats just sick - even the flies dont go near her snatch 

[Raymondo]

Liar - I lick it all off first thing each morning  

Thats prob my granny you chowing down on and thats just sick - even the flies dont go near her snatch 

 ha ha ha pwned!

[suckmymuscle]

ha ha ha pwned!

  How am I pawned, you stupid person? My reply was far more witty than his. His response was so unwitty I didn't even bother replying further.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[doriancutlerman]

SMM,

How can you be bigger than ever when you were juiced and apparently benched over 600 in the past yet, by your own admission, you were especially impressed with your ability to flat bench 315 for a triple up to ... eh, something more -- I can't remember -- after consuming a shitload of some kind of cheese?

Mind you, dude, I like you.  I don't mean to bust your balls into oblivion.  But really ... 30 lbs.? 

WTF?

I remain curious.

[Raymondo]

it probably has to do with the gene therapy this clown has written about having in childhood, which changed his cells and made him superhuman.

[makaveli25]

it probably has to do with the gene therapy this clown has written about having in childhood, which changed his cells and made him superhuman.

[Marty Champions]

hahah big johnsay falcon spoken of like a legend in this threds

[suckmymuscle]

SMM,

How can you be bigger than ever when you've benched over 600 in the past yet, by your own admission, you were especially impressed with your ability to flat bench 315 for a triple up to ... eh, something more -- I can't remember -- after consuming a shitload of cheese?

Mind you, dude, I like you.  I don't mean to bust your balls into oblivion.  But really ... 30 lbs.? 

WTF?

  Well, I was on over two grams of test a week when I benched 600 lbs, and I was assisted by a benching shirt. Even on two grams of test a week, I wouldn't have been able to bench more than 400 lbs for a single raw.


  And I am not as big now as I was on steroids. I was 330 lbs then and now I am around 315 lbs now. The bodyfat is about the same. The reason why the difference is small is because I was a kid back then and I am a man now and your muscles are naturally much larger and denser when you are over age 25 than when you are an adolescent or in your early twenties.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[suckmymuscle]

hahah big johnsay falcon spoken of like a legend in this threds

  I suggest you change the paint thinner for crack. Seriously, your incoherence is worrisome...

SUCKMYMUSLE

[dyslexic]

And all this time I really thought it was Creatine, Prohormones and posting on Getbig all day.


My bad.

[suckmymuscle]

And all this time I really thought it was Creatine, Prohormones and posting on Getbig all day.


My bad.

  Unfortunately, combining raw goat milk and kangaroo meat is the only way to make massive gains if you are a natural. The immunoglobulins in raw goat milk stop the inflammation from training completely, and the enromous amounts of CLA and l-leucine in kangaroo meat increase protein synsthesis a lot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[crownshep]

My sister had a staffordshire bull terrier pup a year ago and fed it goats milk,it grew like crazy,it was twice the size of the other pups.When she took him to the vets he said he`d never seen a pup so big and strong and asked what she was feeding him,so she told him about the goats milk.the vet now reccomends this to other people who come to him.

[Aussie Duffman]

yes you also can milk a cat

[suckmymuscle]

My sister had a staffordshire bull terrier pup a year ago and fed it goats milk,it grew like crazy,it was twice the size of the other pups.When she took him to the vets he said he`d never seen a pup so big and strong and asked what she was feeding him,so she told him about the goats milk.the vet now reccomends this to other people who come to him.

  There are some studies that suggest the globulins in goat milk directly increase muscle protein synthesis by activating RNA levels inside the DNA of myofibrils. More studies are needed, though.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[chaos]

  I am currently 314 lbs which is only 20 lbs less than the heaviest I have ever been except that back then I was on 2,500 mg of test(10 ampules of Durateston a week) a week and now I am natural. Of course, I am almost 6'5 and not lean but far from fat at that weight, so this is not that inpressive, but 314 lbs is huge no matter your height as long as you are not obese.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Bullshit.

[AbrahamG]

 Raw goat milk and kangaroo meat. Raw goat milk contains extremely pure lactalbumins that are very easily absorbed and have high bioavailability. The milk has to be raw, because the heat of the pasteurization process that they use in commercial milks denatures the protein. Raw goat milk also contains immunoglobulins that are anti-inflamatory and boost recovery dramatically. It also has hundreds of calories per cup which is nice when bulkiing. As for kangaroo meat, it contains extremely high levels of CLA which is quickly absorbed by the body unlike the CLA in supplements that are not absorbed at all. The amount of CLA in kangaroo meat is comparable to that of French cheese, but with very little of the pro-oxidant, pro-inflammatory, LDL-boosting saturated fats that French cheese has. It also has high quality protein. The kangaroo meat needs to be organic and free-range otherwise it does not work....

  I am currently 314 lbs which is only 20 lbs less than the heaviest I have ever been except that back then I was on 2,500 mg of test(10 ampules of Durateston a week) a week and now I am natural. Of course, I am almost 6'5 and not lean but far from fat at that weight, so this is not that inpressive, but 314 lbs is huge no matter your height as long as you are not obese. So there you have it. The secret for gigantic natural gains is out

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Post pictures of your cock or else it didn't happen.

[Fitness4Life]

314 lbs, fatass