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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #50 on: December 11, 2011, 09:36:14 AM »
Your Idol JON JONES IS A NARC and he admits it


Calm the fuck down lol. Jones is rumored to snitch on someone, or Said that he would? as in not even have? So he said he would do what he law states? Makes sense considiring what he wanted to become. It's a shame, sure, he might have to learn more about the subject in hand. Doesn't change the fact that hes the best in the world at 24 and makes a Shitload more sense when he talks compared to 99% of other 24yr olds thats for sure. No one is perfect. So deep breaths and Relax.

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #51 on: December 11, 2011, 09:37:37 AM »
btw, all meme'ing aside, Swede is one of the handful of people on this forum who i trust for MMA opinions

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2011, 09:37:56 AM »
basically ufc fighters need to start employing bodybuilders as their 'strength and conditioning' coaches....oh no wait.... that wouldnt be 'functional strength'   ::)

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2011, 09:38:57 AM »
basically ufc fighters need to start employing bodybuilders as their 'strength and conditioning' coaches....oh no wait.... that wouldnt be 'functional strength'   ::)

not to shit on coach but has he ever fought competitively?

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2011, 09:39:04 AM »
Calm the fuck down lol. Jones is rumored to snitch on someone, or Said that he would? as in not even have? So he said he would do what he law states? Makes sense considiring what he wanted to become. It's a shame, sure, he might have to learn more about the subject in hand. Doesn't change the fact that hes the best in the world at 24 and makes a Shitload more sense when he talks compared to 99% of other 24yr olds thats for sure. No one is perfect. So deep breaths and Relax.
I'd fight that cun+ Jones no worries - For Free - I would bite that cun+s nose off - this dude deserves a beating

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2011, 09:42:05 AM »
btw, all meme'ing aside, Swede is one of the handful of people on this forum who i trust for MMA opinions

I dont understand what you mean by the "meme"ing. I know what a meme is, still doesn't make sense.

And thank you.

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #56 on: December 11, 2011, 09:42:44 AM »
I dont understand what you mean by the "meme"ing. I know what a meme is, still doesn't make sense.





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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #57 on: December 11, 2011, 09:46:05 AM »
JJ is never going to lose a fight at 205.

  Yeah, although Shogun at 100% would have a puncher's chance...

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He will retire undefeated and then move to HW.

  JDS would rip his head off and send it flying 100 feet off the octagon...

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And even though he is an arrogant fucker, you have to admire his greatness.

  Let's see how great he truly is when he is fighting guys who are also 6'4 and 240+ lbs and who he can't outreach....then I will give him props.

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The way he dropped Machida when he was done with him was classic!

  Yeah, that was brutal. One of the most poignant wins in MMA history ever.

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #58 on: December 11, 2011, 09:51:46 AM »
Cant believe people actually thought Machida had a chance in hell in this fight lol. Jones took him out with relative ease, just like he did the rest of the elite LHWs- no effort at all. Unless another 6'5" heavyweight comes down to 205 to challenge him, I dont see anyone beating this giant bully.

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #59 on: December 11, 2011, 09:55:35 AM »
jon jones is SSOOoooooo super meaaaaaaaaan  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

sheeeeeeesh!!!!

More power to jon jones, he is the elite, the best athlete, the best fighter.  boom, there you go!

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #60 on: December 11, 2011, 09:57:48 AM »
 Yeah, although Shogun at 100% would have a puncher's chance...

  JDS would rip his head off and send it flying 100 feet off the octagon...

  Let's see how great he truly is when he is fighting guys who are also 6'4 and 240+ lbs and who he can't outreach....then I will give him props.

  Yeah, that was brutal. One of the most poignant wins in MMA history ever.

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #61 on: December 11, 2011, 09:57:55 AM »
I mean you only need to listen to Jones talk, to know that he is an idiot.  I mean who says crap like this. Jones Quote "I would get rid of the replica belts ... I hate it when people come up to me with a belt that looks exactly like mine and they ask me to sign it. I worked three times a day for three years to get this [light heavyweight championship] belt, and now this guy asking me for an autograph has one just like it. Are you serious? I mean it’s not as heavy, but it looks just the same. I never sign those belts."He is actually serious, if he was saying this as a joke, it would be funny, but this fucktard is serious HA HA
What a pious, deluded egomaniac
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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #62 on: December 11, 2011, 09:59:28 AM »
He adressed that at the press conferense right afterwards. But since you love to hate all day Im sure you missed it lol.
Thats enough responses to stupidity though from my part. Team positivity baby!

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #63 on: December 11, 2011, 10:00:40 AM »
I mean you only need to listen to Jones talk, to know that he is an idiot.  I mean who says crap like this.
"UFC Champion" before actually defeating Shogun for the belt as well as a recent interview in which Jones said he hates UFC belts sold at toy stores because it diminishes the value of his own belt which he had to work long and hard for.
What a pious, deluded egomaniac

he said that :D ?

hahahaha

man I need to get more into jon jones interviews... if this is true then he is one dumb ass. But ofcourse as Rashad said, when you on the rise and been told you are the greatest thing since jesus christ your ego might go beyond belief.

but regardless that is really stupid thing to say imo.

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #64 on: December 11, 2011, 10:01:45 AM »
I mean you only need to listen to Jones talk, to know that he is an idiot.  I mean who says crap like this. Jones Quote "I would get rid of the replica belts ... I hate it when people come up to me with a belt that looks exactly like mine and they ask me to sign it. I worked three times a day for three years to get this [light heavyweight championship] belt, and now this guy asking me for an autograph has one just like it. Are you serious? I mean it’s not as heavy, but it looks just the same. I never sign those belts."He is actually serious, if he was saying this as a joke, it would be funny, but this fucktard is serious HA HA
What a pious, deluded egomaniac

you get this gem from Sherdog as well, Mr. Meltzer?

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #65 on: December 11, 2011, 10:03:20 AM »
lots of potential posts in this thread but if they are all mutated bullshit rumors from the real truth then I r dissapoint.

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #66 on: December 11, 2011, 10:10:35 AM »
you get this gem from Sherdog as well, Mr. Meltzer?
Urijah Faber and Jon “Bones” Jones are two of the great forces in mixed martial arts. When K-Swiss had their four-day shoot to restart their awesome Kenny Powers “MFCEO” campaign, With Leather’s Josh Zerkle was invited to check it out and spend time with the athletes supporting the California-based shoe brand. Faber and Jones sat down seperately with Zerkle, among others, in a roundtable discussion last month to share their thoughts on their sport and being part of the K-Swiss campaign.  

If you could change one thing in MMA, what would it be?


JONES: It’s a silly one. I would get rid of the replica belts.

Like the ones they sell at the events?

JONES: Yeah. I hate it when people come up to me with a belt that looks exactly like mine and they ask me to sign it. I worked three times a day for three years to get this [light heavyweight championship] belt, and now this guy asking me for an autograph has one just like it. Are you serious? I mean it’s not as heavy, but it looks just the same.

I like that. I don’t think it’s silly at all.

JONES: I never sign those belts.

Really? I’m sure that goes over very well.

JONES: Yeah. It’s personal.

There’s really not much UFC fighters can license in terms of memorabilia. You have your gloves and your trunks and that’s about it.

JONES: Yeah, UFC has everything. They have our name, they have our video game rights, they have our toy rights, poster rights. They have everything. Can’t I wear my own gloves? But yeah, I’ll sign anything if they’ll ask me. Gloves. Shirts. Boobs.
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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #67 on: December 11, 2011, 10:15:10 AM »
  It's easy to be an "exceptional talent" when you are 6'4 and your opponents have the physiques of seventh graders compared to you.

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6'4" ?? 

Arlovski is 6'4"



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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #68 on: December 11, 2011, 10:50:30 AM »
Jones 2011 =





(rampage has never been submitted before and not stopped since 2005)



(machida has never been submitted before)


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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #69 on: December 11, 2011, 11:24:08 AM »
I really respect the fact Machida lost consciousness rather than tap. That's heart right there, i was disgusted when Rampage tapped after gifting Jones his back.


Jones' greatest strength is probably his knowledge of his own weaknesses. Aside from catching them with one of his spinning elbows or a good knee, he's not gonna ko an opponent. He uses his gibbon-esque reach well and clinches, and as long as he can continue to do that and doesn't come against an opponent with Machida's striking and real 1-punch ko power nobody's gonna take that belt from him. Which kills me.


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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #70 on: December 11, 2011, 11:39:02 AM »
I really respect the fact Machida lost consciousness rather than tap. That's heart right there, i was disgusted when Rampage tapped after gifting Jones his back.

I said the same. He didn't lose anything in that fight except the title shot itself, and that's all. Pride lives on!

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #71 on: December 11, 2011, 11:45:12 AM »
 Machida was doing GREAT and outstriking Jones in the first round and at one point he was rocked so badly he almost slept. So in the second round, Jones realizes that he would lose a decision if it went a 5 round striking battle, so he uses his superior strength to simply grab Lyoto and chokes him out like a pig in the slaughterhouse. This guy is a heavyweight and is simply too physically powerful to be dealt with by anyone at the light-heavyweight division.

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He is not yet a heavyweight. 
You always say this.
As long as he easily makes 205....he's a light heavy!!
Give him his dues!!!!

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #72 on: December 11, 2011, 11:49:25 AM »
MMA world is in danger because two faced liar Jones is getting all hyped up on himself.
SuckMyMucle - do you think you can drop from 260+ to 205 and shut Jones up?
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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #73 on: December 11, 2011, 11:51:03 AM »
  Fuck you. Jon Jones is a coward who beats on smaller guys. Do you really think he is 205 lbs on fight day? He looks to be at least 240 lbs, and all of it is solid muscle. He has shoulders like an oarsman and pecs like a bodybuilder on sauce and he is 6'4. And yes, he did get rocked.

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Looool you are a HATER!  Too many flaws in your irrational hatred!
Please tell me who walks around at the bodyweight that they compete at.  Who in the UFC weighs the same on fight night as they do at the weigh on?
No one!!

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Re: Jones Vs Machida: Biggest Bust Ever....
« Reply #74 on: December 11, 2011, 11:54:06 AM »
I'll say this once more, if Anderson Silva felt like it, he could gain 15 pounds and dismantle Jones' bones.

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