Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN

[YoungBlood]

another POF cliche:  girls who have been on POF forever

I've been on and off of POF for at least three years now and there are certain girls who are always there.

so, these girls are, obviously, just using there profiles to hook up, or there is the possiblity that there is something else that is more than meets the eye

like this chick has been on the NYC POF for a while

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=27477557

pretty enough girl...hmmmm....so has she REALLY been single for a couple of years given that she lives in a city with MILLIONS of guys?

REALLY?!

This coming from a guy that also said that girls walking down the street constantly checking their phones weren't always texting their friends/parents or whoever, but they were awaiting a message from their johns because they're Pro's out working.

High class girls on call, waiting for the next trick to come down the pike.

I was on POF for awhile and there were times a couple of girls messaged me about hooking up but they always would say something alluding that they were hookers. "I will do whatever you want to do to me as long as you take me shopping, give me money or lots of weed" was one of the ones I was given.

[Doug_Steele]

There are a ton of those in the Chicago POF.  I made the mistake of being polite and asking a woman how it was that she was single still being that I was off POF for about 5 - 6 mos.  HOLY SHIT I kicked the hornets nest with that one.  

This one : http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=2622224

((Fix that weird tooth bitch))

It is a Deadtooth.   I mean, i could fuck her, but not go out in the day time with her, only night time.  

37, Jewish and no children. Hmmm. Could be more psycho then the rest.  

It's not like a small gap, but i see it as much worse.   I hate seeing a Deadtooth on a hot chick or semi hot chick.

She works in Marketing and cannot get that Deadtooth fixed.... C'MON BITCH

[SF1900]

Besides the Ronnie vs Dorian thread, this thread is definitely top tier 

[Tapeworm]

She may also just be a slore, which is a combination of slut+whore.

I think there was a creature in Ghostbusters also called a slore.

You're thinking of the third reconciliation of the Meketrick Supplicants, when The Traveler chose a different form: That of a Giant Slore!


Many a Summerian knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of The Slore that day, I can tell you.

[dr.chimps]

You're thinking of the third reconciliation of the Meketrick Supplicants, when The Traveler chose a different form: That of a Giant Slore!


Many a Summerian knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of The Slore that day, I can tell you.

Ah, The Keymaster checking in. Good day to you, Sir! 

[Parker]

Ah, The Keymaster checking in. Good day to you, Sir!  

What happens when the Keymaster suffers dementia? Does he make Keys that don't work, or open doors to worlds that are inhabitated by Bridge Trolls and Jabberwockies?

[dr.chimps]

What happens wen the Keymaster suffers dementia? Does he make Keys that don't work, or open doors to worlds that are inhabitated by Brisge Trolls and Jabberwockies?

Weird got up early, today. Like it!    

[johnnynoname]

This coming from a guy that also said that girls walking down the street constantly checking their phones weren't always texting their friends/parents or whoever, but they were awaiting a message from their johns because they're Pro's out working.

High class girls on call, waiting for the next trick to come down the pike.

I was on POF for awhile and there were times a couple of girls messaged me about hooking up but they always would say something alluding that they were hookers. "I will do whatever you want to do to me as long as you take me shopping, give me money or lots of weed" was one of the ones I was given.

I, honestly, forgot about this possibility and I obviously should know better


Which leads to the tested edict " if it looks to good to be true than it probably is"

[DroppingPlates]

http://www.pof.com/member33352316.htm

 

Someone with bad Photoshop skills. IRL she may have smokers teeth & wrinkles.
She's a Christian, as soon she has kids, quality sex life is over 

[Natural Man]

Someone with bad Photoshop skills. IRL she may have smokers teeth & wrinkles.
She's a Christian, as soon she has kids, quality sex life is over  

she alrdy has kids...moron.

And to be honnest she looks as much christian as osama ben laden, piss be upon him.

[DroppingPlates]

she alrdy has kids...moron.

And to be honnest she looks as much christian as osama ben laden, piss be upon him.

My bad, uberdick, that's another good reason to avoid her.

[Palpatine Q]

I guess I'm the only one here who picked up on the fact that she has ten pics up, and they are all almost identical, showing her cleavage and not much else. and hiding her big nose, which is no biggie.

It's the oldest trick in the book, she's got fat legs and a huge ass, guaranteed .

POF 101 : if a girl doesn't have a full body pic up, there is a reason for that.

And you will notice the girls that do have nice bodies have NO PROBLEM slapping up bikini pics left and right

When I was on POF years ago, that's the first thing I would ask when they messaged me..."Hi, thanks for your interest. Not to be pushy, but do you have a full body pic ? You know exactly what i look like, and i would like to see what you look like too, and the pics you have online are just of your face, hope I'm not offending you, but i'm not going to message back and forth with someone that I don't even know what they look like"..

And half of them would get offended and say I'm shallow.... and there's more to it than appearance, what about someone's personality,  blah...blah...blah....Ba sically admitting they are fat and i would never hear from them again.... and the other half would then come clean and say "i'm not in shape like you are, but i will send you one".......and they would not have good bodies.

The ones like this girl,, accentuating the tits...are almost ALWAYS fat.

she's also five fucking NINE ..she's an amazon. Too tall for my taste

I'd also wager IRL those tits ain't that great...wonderbras and carefully chosen angles can make B cups look like D cups

[Palpatine Q]

And as far as Facebook for picking up chicks..I don't know anything about that, but this chick wants to be my friend and keeps "poking" me .

she's on the right in the last one

[apply85]

it's alex

[Swlabr]

I'd hit it. Groink, hook a brother up.

[Krankenstein]

I guess I'm the only one here who picked up on the fact that she has ten pics up, and they are all almost identical, showing her cleavage and not much else. and hiding her big nose, which is no biggie.

It's the oldest trick in the book, she's got fat legs and a huge ass, guaranteed .

POF 101 : if a girl doesn't have a full body pic up, there is a reason for that.

And you will notice the girls that do have nice bodies have NO PROBLEM slapping up bikini pics left and right

When I was on POF years ago, that's the first thing I would ask when they messaged me..."Hi, thanks for your interest. Not to be pushy, but do you have a full body pic ? You know exactly what i look like, and i would like to see what you look like too, and the pics you have online are just of your face, hope I'm not offending you, but i'm not going to message back and forth with someone that I don't even know what they look like"..

And half of them would get offended and say I'm shallow.... and there's more to it than appearance, what about someone's personality,  blah...blah...blah....Ba sically admitting they are fat and i would never hear from them again.... and the other half would then come clean and say "i'm not in shape like you are, but i will send you one".......and they would not have good bodies.

The ones like this girl,, accentuating the tits...are almost ALWAYS fat.

she's also five fucking NINE ..she's an amazon. Too tall for my taste

I'd also wager IRL those tits ain't that great...wonderbras and carefully chosen angles can make B cups look like D cups

Lord Groink....bringing the POF schooling.....going to use that line for sure.  I actually added this pic to my POF profile...LOL

[Palpatine Q]

it's alex

Doubt it, she's got a lot of friends and her profile looks legit, that would be some great work. But I hear what you are saying, and i don't friend anyone that i don't know exactly who they are, too many assholes in this world

[DroppingPlates]

And as far as Facebook for picking up chicks..I don't know anything about that, but this chick wants to be my friend and keeps "poking" me .

she's on the right in the last one

Get her exact location and poke her, the right way

[aesthetics]

And as far as Facebook for picking up chicks..I don't know anything about that, but this chick wants to be my friend and keeps "poking" me .

she's on the right in the last one

i'd say go for it and try to have sex with her. worst case scenario is it's someone messing with you, but best case sscenario is it's actually that girl and you end up having sex with her. pros greatly outweigh the cons here. go for it bro

[flinstones1]

Groink why the fuck do you ever bother with  facebook?  Dude if  was your size,,  I would walk down to  join one of those cardio bunny gyms where there are not too many bodybuilders around, as most of those women in those types of gyms have never really seen a huge muscular guy in person before and would probably cum in their pants. I would have so many hot women i wouldn't know what to do with.

Down here, I've literally seen less than 4 or 5 bodybuilders since I've been down here, what you guys have to realize is the with the exception of places like venice,miami,newjerysey,etcetc.... lots of women go their entire life without seeing a huge muscular guy up close in these small towns. By huge I mean 230 plus, 19-20 inch arms,etc.   I always said to my friends, if I reach pro size one day, I'll be at the gym all day every day ..they can have their sluts I'll take the  housewives lol.

[apply85]

^^ haha

[Parker]

LMAO...

PHOTOSHOP HELL!!!  



http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?sld=1&profile_id=33201087

Location - Las Vegas.....but Posts in Chicago....just take a gander at the profile....sweeet geebus...

Interests - philosophy and sooo many other things  - Yeah, like...I think thats kind of deep...ya know?  

i volunteer my time to the Boys and Girls Club as often as possible
- When I am not at the Bunny Ranch

A man that knows what he wants, knows how to get it..... and most importantly knows how to keep her when he finds her
- You better know that I am going to cost a lot to keep...and have minumum amounts you need to spend before fucking me

The amount of times she uses the word "giggle" in the profile makes me want to take a knife to her uterus

"Creole", nobody uses that word, unless they want to be diff---she is just some light skinned black person who doesn't want to say that...Best pic (giggle)

Friendly warning.....if u have no pic old pics or only one pic no need apply

i'm a true Sagg ;-)....a sexy classy little minx with a great heart
and a good head on my shoulders and proud of it...so if u can't get
past my pics to see all that i am your not for me.....

I'm creole.... my mixture is french, jamaican, gypsy and italian ,i
have greenish brown eyes a genuine smile and blond hair
usually....;-) i have bo-legs 5 tattoos (in tasteful places) and
the most adorable feet....giggle

i'm outgoing athletic,ROMANTIC, affectionate, a great
communicator,




fun-loving, spunky,sassy(more than a little) adventurous and
open-minded with a great sense of humor ( a bit of a dork)
i love to make people laugh and smile..... they say smiling is
contagious i hope that's true :-) i'm a serious animal lover and
donate regularly to keep them safe and happy.... i adopted my
preston weston and he makes me smile on a daily basis and i spoil
him to death for that! him and my daughter both but they deserve it
:-)
i love love love to dance...i could lose myself all night on the
dance floor
but my favorite thing to do is laying out on a beautiful clear
night looking up at the stars with my bare feet in the cool
grass

i believe life is a series of adventures and i want to explore
everyone of them. i volunteer my time to the Boys and Girls Club as
often as possible i was a girl scout and do my good deed for the
day everyday...it makes me happy :-)


i have a wide variety of songs in my ipod (and sing out loud to
most of them.... i sing in the shower too i'm getting more into
sportz events...i recently went to my first motorcross
event....loved it!!!! i've been to a few all_star and superbowl
games and yelled my head off..good times :-) i miss my tomboy days
every now and again although i still kinda cover my eyes during
boxing...lol
i love the theater and i can appreciate a good piece of art
my friends say i can go anywhere and do anything and have a good
time and i like to believe them....giggle
being blessed with so many great cultures has made me pretty
versatile and open to what makes us unique
oh and did i mention i'm a great cook i love making food for the
soul in my pink frilly little apron ;-)
my aunt always says ...creole is a lot of cooking, kissing and
passion( i got that part in spades)
i'm in school right now for medical and cardiosonography.... i love
to help and care for people but can't deal with the blood (although
i love scary gory movies that i watch through my fingers...lol)....
having the pleasure of showing parents their baby for the first
time often has moved me to tears but i'm a little mushy :-) i am in
a very good place and know what i want and what it takes to get
it...let's have some fun!
soo okay enough about me.....giggle

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Contact me if.....
your an attractive confident man that is in good shape and takes good care of himself and who can laugh at himself... who's romantic with a great infectious smile and does not take life too seriously but is still ambitious,who's openminded with a great sense humor and good personal style and taste. A man that knows what he wants, knows how to get it..... and most importantly knows how to keep her when he finds her........Are u out there Romeo?

[flinstones1]

I'd hit it. Groink, hook a brother up.

swlabr where do you live bro?

[QuakerOats]

It is a Deadtooth.   I mean, i could fuck her, but not go out in the day time with her, only night time.  

37, Jewish and no children. Hmmm. Could be more psycho then the rest.  

It's not like a small gap, but i see it as much worse.   I hate seeing a Deadtooth on a hot chick or semi hot chick.

She works in Marketing and cannot get that Deadtooth fixed.... C'MON BITCH

its not so much the "dead tooth" but the nasty color and general look of the teeth that is disgusting.

[apply85]

don't say west coast, he's gonna ask to work out with you, then ur gonna have to pull a makavelli and say uh... i got food poisoning?