Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN

[gh15]

"i want a man who is successful , smart , loyal and romantic...who can be my best friend, take me away for romantic weekends on a moment's  notice..is strong, yet sensitive, and is a good listener, and will give me my space, but always be there for me"

Yes...and I want a woman who will bend over and let me fuck her in the ass while she's preparing a four course meal with my drink balanced on her head  

lol

[johnnynoname]

I was this close >< to googling  naked man ass and posting a pic for you.....just couldn't bring myself to do it..

why would you want your computer to hate you?

trust me, i'm sure my laptop hates me after I went through that weird Richard Grieco phase of my life



crystal meth is a hell of a drug

[Doug_Steele]

"i want a man who is successful , smart , loyal and romantic...who can be my best friend, take me away for romantic weekends on a moment's  notice..is strong, yet sensitive, and is a good listener, and will give me my space, but always be there for me"

^^^^^^^^ THIS

Yes...and I want a woman who will bend over and let me fuck her in the ass while she's preparing a four course meal with my drink balanced on her head  

^^^^^^^^ THIS

Laughing my ass off.  

[chaos]

why would you want your computer to hate you?

trust me, i'm sure my laptop hates me after I went through that weird Richard Grieco phase of my life



crystal meth is a hell of a drug

Don't do drugs Johnny, leave 21 jumpstreet alone...

[johnnynoname]

Don't do drugs Johnny, leave 21 jumpstreet alone...

I wish I knew this before my friend


little known fact- I started snorting heroin because of Peter Deluise

[chaos]

I wish I knew this before my friend


little known fact- I started snorting heroin because of Peter Deluise

And where is he now, johnny? Where is he now?

[Krankenstein]

"i want a man who is successful , smart , loyal and romantic...who can be my best friend, take me away for romantic weekends on a moment's  notice..is strong, yet sensitive, and is a good listener, and will give me my space, but always be there for me"

Yes...and I want a woman who will bend over and let me fuck her in the ass while she's preparing a four course meal with my drink balanced on her head  

LOL

"I dont want Mr. Right now, but want Mr. Right for me.  I am very independent.  I dont need a man for things I want.  I am in a good place in my life and dont want to have any drama in it."

Yeah, well, how about you pay for dinner then when we first meet?

"I am a hard working independant woman who loves to enjoy life. "

Um, so there are hard working independent women out there that do not enjoy life?

[SF1900]

LOL

"I dont want Mr. Right now, but want Mr. Right for me.  I am very independent.  I dont need a man for things I want.  I am in a good place in my life and dont want to have any drama in it."

Yeah, well, how about you pay for dinner then when we first meet?

dont count on it!

[Krankenstein]

I wonder how long I will be able to roll with this in my list of things a woman MUST have plenty of...

[aesthetics]

after hearing the stories about the piss girl and the pants shitting girl i decided to register on that site to check it out and it's a completely barren wasteland of anyone even remotely attractive. i think i wasted about 15 minutes scrolling through pages of people before i gave up, the stench of desperation was too rife for me to wade through anymore, seemed every other profile description was "giving up on love" "just want to feel loved". it is so pathetic i actually feel sorry for all of these people, this is no way for anyone to exist in life.

[ironneck]

after hearing the stories about the piss girl and the pants shitting girl i decided to register on that site to check it out and it's a completely barren wasteland of anyone even remotely attractive. i think i wasted about 15 minutes scrolling through pages of people before i gave up, the stench of desperation was too rife for me to wade through anymore, seemed every other profile description was "giving up on love" "just want to feel loved". it is so pathetic i actually feel sorry for all of these people, this is no way for anyone to exist in life.

hahahahaha im gonna try it out later

[devilsmile]

I observed pages 22-24

UGLY ass women, the best "woman" of all of the women in those pages was a 6 at best, everyone else were lestt than zero.

you people have the shityest standards I've ever seen

[devilsmile]

after hearing the stories about the piss girl and the pants shitting girl i decided to register on that site to check it out and it's a completely barren wasteland of anyone even remotely attractive. i think i wasted about 15 minutes scrolling through pages of people before i gave up, the stench of desperation was too rife for me to wade through anymore, seemed every other profile description was "giving up on love" "just want to feel loved". it is so pathetic i actually feel sorry for all of these people, this is no way for anyone to exist in life.

the site consists of mediocre and ugly people, I am convinced now.

I just wanted to make sure that the web site is a complete joke, and this thread is just making fun of it but some of you think these women are hot . The only hot one was the woman in the first page of this thread and that sayes alot about pof.

[Parker]

I observed pages 22-24

UGLY ass women, the best "woman" of all of the women in those pages was a 6 at best, everyone else were lestt than zero.

you people have the shityest standards I've ever seen

DS, it's a free site, you are not going to get top shelf (although there are a few that slip by), as I said, it's called Plenty of Fish for a reason...there is a diff between crack and blow, and there is s diff between swordfish and flounder...You at your age want Swordfish and blow at every outing...
But, flounder can still fill you up.

It might be an age thing, because when you get in your late 20s to early 30s, you learn that you don't look a gift horse in the mouth and turn it away...
And it's the same for the women---a 30 yr old attorney who knows her shit and is fine as he'll doesn't want a dude who just looks good...

[Krankenstein]

I observed pages 22-24

UGLY ass women, the best "woman" of all of the women in those pages was a 6 at best, everyone else were lestt than zero.

you people have the shityest standards I've ever seen

Not to be a dick, but have you ever posted a pic of a woman you have ever been with?

[devilsmile]

DS, it's a free site, you are not going to get top shelf (although there are a few that slip by), as I said, it's called Plenty of Fish for a reason...there is a diff between crack and blow, and there is s diff between swordfish and flounder...You at your age want Swordfish and blow at every outing...
But, flounder can still fill you up.

It might be an age thing, because when you get in your late 20s to early 30s, you learn that you don't look a gift horse in the mouth and turn it away...
And it's the same for the women---a 30 yr old attorney who knows her shit and is fine as he'll doesn't want a dude who just looks good...

More understandable now that you explained it this way. Do you, bros, do you...

[devilsmile]

Not to be a dick, but have you ever posted a pic of a woman you have ever been with?

yes I posted couple of girls I hooked up to show xerxes this one time, but because he asked .

[Krankenstein]

Is this reminiscent of the old AOL days???

Original Message YOU sent on 12/19/2011 10:14:58 AM
Hey Torne'

I have come to realize that not all people are what they seem to be. In the past I got burned and surprised a couple of times when meeting someone from a dating site in person...almost to the point of a shock

Torne'
You got burned in what respect?I am definitely not hiding anything that picture is very recent,maybe 4 months old.The picture was taken at my Godson's home,by him,while i was seated at is dinning room table.As a matter of fact,that is how i got on this site.I was at his home visting his mom when he(my Godson) and his mom decided to place me on this site.His parents were newly divorced,she was on it,and had met someone so they decided it might be good for me.He(my Godson)downloaded or uploaded the picture onto the site.So to be honest with you i am not even sure how to add another picture.I am prehistoric when it comes to computers LOL,but i am trying to learn more.So,you can wait until i see him again so he can place some more pictures of me on the computer.You can wait until i have mastered using the computer.Or you can just take your chances and meet me in person.Think about it.I could maybe text a picture to you over the phone

Are you fucking kidding me???  Lets hear some good suggestions for responses GetBig style....

[Krankenstein]

Snookie at age 42??

[Hulkotron]

Is this reminiscent of the old AOL days???

Original Message YOU sent on 12/19/2011 10:14:58 AM
Hey Torne'

I have come to realize that not all people are what they seem to be. In the past I got burned and surprised a couple of times when meeting someone from a dating site in person...almost to the point of a shock

Torne'
You got burned in what respect?I am definitely not hiding anything that picture is very recent,maybe 4 months old.The picture was taken at my Godson's home,by him,while i was seated at is dinning room table.As a matter of fact,that is how i got on this site.I was at his home visting his mom when he(my Godson) and his mom decided to place me on this site.His parents were newly divorced,she was on it,and had met someone so they decided it might be good for me.He(my Godson)downloaded or uploaded the picture onto the site.So to be honest with you i am not even sure how to add another picture.I am prehistoric when it comes to computers LOL,but i am trying to learn more.So,you can wait until i see him again so he can place some more pictures of me on the computer.You can wait until i have mastered using the computer.Or you can just take your chances and meet me in person.Think about it.I could maybe text a picture to you over the phone

Are you fucking kidding me???  Lets hear some good suggestions for responses GetBig style....

You should reply and be like "The long and short of it is I'm concerned you're fat."  Women hate being called fat.

This chick has fantastic boobs:

[Palpatine Q]

Is this reminiscent of the old AOL days???

Original Message YOU sent on 12/19/2011 10:14:58 AM
Hey Torne'

I have come to realize that not all people are what they seem to be. In the past I got burned and surprised a couple of times when meeting someone from a dating site in person...almost to the point of a shock

Torne'
You got burned in what respect?I am definitely not hiding anything that picture is very recent,maybe 4 months old.The picture was taken at my Godson's home,by him,while i was seated at is dinning room table.As a matter of fact,that is how i got on this site.I was at his home visting his mom when he(my Godson) and his mom decided to place me on this site.His parents were newly divorced,she was on it,and had met someone so they decided it might be good for me.He(my Godson)downloaded or uploaded the picture onto the site.So to be honest with you i am not even sure how to add another picture.I am prehistoric when it comes to computers LOL,but i am trying to learn more.So,you can wait until i see him again so he can place some more pictures of me on the computer.You can wait until i have mastered using the computer.Or you can just take your chances and meet me in person.Think about it.I could maybe text a picture to you over the phone

Are you fucking kidding me???  Lets hear some good suggestions for responses GetBig style....

I would say ..."Send one through the phone...I'm not trying to take this down a bad road, but like i said, you have seen me head-to-toe...I would like to see you as well. I don't think it's too much to ask,and i apologize to you if you think it is "  And that's that...any more fucking NOVELS on why she can't and tell her to fuck off

[Krankenstein]

I would say ..."Send one through the phone...I'm not trying to take this down a bad road, but like i said, you have seen me head-to-toe...I would like to see you as well. I don't think it's too much to ask,and i apologize to you if you think it is "  And that's that...any more fucking NOVELS on why she can't and tell her to fuck off

True...unreal on the excuse though, huh?

[Parker]

this chick is psycho

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=23051858

sp she sent me the following message after i, jokingly, told her my last name was "Aholeface":

"
Well Mr. A-holeface do you have a first name? Unless you feel there is no need to continue this conversation. Hard to tell whether you are actually trying to be an A-hole or just being funny through this. Listen, i have no need for anyone to be a jerk to me right now. I was just trying to laugh. My ex fiance, slept with my bestfriend, turned all my long term freinds against me, stole money from me, sent pictures of girls to me with "this is how i roll" at the
bottom and i endured abuse for a long time, because i had no friends to turn to. They were all gone. Come to find out this a-hole has kids he doesn't take care of, slept with another friend of mine just to ruin that relationship. So really if you are being a jerk, just let me know i will not email you again."


to which I replied with:

"i'm sorry to hear that...


.....do you have any of those pics your ex fiance sent to you of other girls by any chance?"

"Come to find out", no you knew you were with a dick---and we know that your "ex fiancé" was that in name only, you two had no intentions of getting married, it just sounds nice.

[devilsmile]

You should reply and be like "The long and short of it is I'm concerned you're fat."  Women hate being called fat.

This chick has fantastic boobs:

her hips are hanging 

nothing worse than 6.5 who's hips are hanging... makes her an instant 3 

[Hulkotron]

her hips are hanging 

nothing worse than 6.5 who's hips are hanging... makes her an instant 3 

I'm unfamiliar with this term ("Hip are hanging").  What does it mean?