Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN

[Krankenstein]

this chick is psycho

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=23051858

sp she sent me the following message after i, jokingly, told her my last name was "Aholeface":

"
Well Mr. A-holeface do you have a first name? Unless you feel there is no need to continue this conversation. Hard to tell whether you are actually trying to be an A-hole or just being funny through this. Listen, i have no need for anyone to be a jerk to me right now. I was just trying to laugh. My ex fiance, slept with my bestfriend, turned all my long term freinds against me, stole money from me, sent pictures of girls to me with "this is how i roll" at the bottom and i endured abuse for a long time, because i had no friends to turn to. They were all gone. Come to find out this a-hole has kids he doesn't take care of, slept with another friend of mine just to ruin that relationship. So really if you are being a jerk, just let me know i will not email you again."


to which I replied with:

"i'm sorry to hear that..

.....do you have any of those pics your ex fiance sent to you of other girls by any chance?"

I might have said:

Thats some great friends you have there.  Your two friends sound like complete whores to sleep with your man.  You sure you didn't do anything to make him do that.  Women have a tendency to push men into situations like that.

Oh, and any chance of getting a phone number or something of your friends?  Really don't feel like making a whole lot of effort to get into bed with a woman

Take care...and god bless

[devilsmile]

I'm unfamiliar with this term ("Hip are hanging").  What does it mean?

her hips go downwards, look at the picture with a more trained eye now, she's very skinny and proably has zero ass, and I mean zero as in when you grab her it's like there's water inside her glutes. She looks very unhealthy, probably just walks out of the grocery, then goes home and smokes her pack of ciggarette again.

[Hulkotron]

her hips go downwards, look at the picture with a more trained eye now, she's very skinny and proably has zero ass, and I mean zero as in when you grab her it's like there's water inside her glutes. She looks very unhealthy, probably just walks out of the grocery, then goes home and smokes her pack of ciggarette again.

Be that as it may I would still like to put the dick on her.

[Palpatine Q]

True...unreal on the excuse though, huh?

Yeah...she's being slick about it, acting like it's a non-issue but at the same time you ain't getting a pic.

I would send her this :

"that's the problem with online dating...you do it in reverse....in real life before two people say a word to each other they have checked each other out for a good while, Seen how the person carries themself, their body language, their smile..everything.

Online you meet someone and develop a rapport without ever really knowing what a person truly looks like..pictures can be deceiving.  At least seeing a person, the WHOLE person, standing there or doing whatever ...gives you an idea of what they really look like.

if you don't want to that's fine....I don't expect people to do everything I ask, but at that point I really don't  feel we should talk anymore. I'm not asking you to send me a pic in a negligee, just want to see what all of you looks like. I think it's perfectly reasonable. ...I'm sure you look just fine, and i feel awkward having to address it like this "

[Tapeworm]

Is this reminiscent of the old AOL days???

Original Message YOU sent on 12/19/2011 10:14:58 AM
Hey Torne'

I have come to realize that not all people are what they seem to be. In the past I got burned and surprised a couple of times when meeting someone from a dating site in person...almost to the point of a shock

Torne'
You got burned in what respect?I am definitely not hiding anything that picture is very recent,maybe 4 months old.The picture was taken at my Godson's home,by him,while i was seated at is dinning room table.As a matter of fact,that is how i got on this site.I was at his home visting his mom when he(my Godson) and his mom decided to place me on this site.His parents were newly divorced,she was on it,and had met someone so they decided it might be good for me.He(my Godson)downloaded or uploaded the picture onto the site.So to be honest with you i am not even sure how to add another picture.I am prehistoric when it comes to computers LOL,but i am trying to learn more.So,you can wait until i see him again so he can place some more pictures of me on the computer.You can wait until i have mastered using the computer.Or you can just take your chances and meet me in person.Think about it.I could maybe text a picture to you over the phone

Are you fucking kidding me???  Lets hear some good suggestions for responses GetBig style....

Chill out, Lardzilla.  I didn't ask for your life story.  Try keeping your mouth shut and your legs open and maybe you'll land yourself a chubby chasing Walmart worker someday.  Ya gotta punch your weight, kid.

Best regards from The Beautiful People,
Kranky

PS - "Torne'"  Seriously?  Haha, oh brother!

[Krankenstein]

Chill out, Lardzilla.  I didn't ask for your life story.  Try keeping your mouth shut and your legs open and maybe you'll land yourself a chubby chasing Walmart worker someday.  Ya gotta punch your weight, kid.

Best regards from The Beautiful People,
Kranky

PS - "Torne'"  Seriously?  Haha, oh brother!

Lardzilla....LOL.....got ta punch your weight....seriously can't stop laughing.

[Palpatine Q]

also....give me a fucking break. It's 2012 already and you're telling me a 20 something adult doesn't know how to posts pics on a computer ?

Is she a fucking retard?

[andreisdaman]

Is this a wyhi? Cuz no.

you are a tremendous fag if you won't hit that

[Dr Dutch]

also....give me a fucking break. It's 2012 already and you're telling me a 20 something adult doesn't know how to posts pics on a computer ?

Is she a fucking retard?

[Palpatine Q]

You get what I mean toolshed. what's it 10 days away ? 

[Krankenstein]

also....give me a fucking break. It's 2012 already and you're telling me a 20 something adult doesn't know how to posts pics on a computer ?

Is she a fucking retard?

This was a recent exchange I had (chick is from a suburb of milwaukee)

Her : Hi there...nice profile
Me : Thanks.  I see you live in WI.  Thats a little farther than 12mi from me....are you aware of that?
Her : LOL...Yes, I saw that...can't a girl look?  Besides...they have these things called cars.
Me (did she just try to bust my balls?) : Yeah, I know...and women have a hard time operating them.  But, in your case I would trust you could find a way down to me.
Her : HA HA...says you.  I love Chicago.  I get down there from time to time.  What do you do?
Me : You get down here?  Well, if you think you can get down here safely, come down friday night.  What do I do?  I do a lot of things.  One of which is pick thngs, then put them down.  Then pick them up again and put them down.
Her : This weekend might be tough.  HUH?
Me : Well, when you decide, let me know.  Also, you look great in that bikini....although its not one I would choose for you.
Her : Is that so?
Me : Yeah, something about the color and style.  Doesn't look right on you.
Her : Well, perhaps you can show me what kind I should wear.
Me : Sure.  Let me know when you will be here Friday night.
Her : Give me your number.

[Raymondo]

[aesthetics]

the site consists of mediocre and ugly people, I am convinced now.

I just wanted to make sure that the web site is a complete joke, and this thread is just making fun of it but some of you think these women are hot . The only hot one was the woman in the first page of this thread and that sayes alot about pof.

i actually found a legitimate perfect 10 on that site while browsing around. problem is the only hot women i've ever seen on that site or let alone any online dating site in general, are all in canada, there are no attractive women in usa on these sites for some reason.

[johnnynoname]

Okay, so at what point during this week do I change my sexuality to "gay" so I can post the messages i get from perverted dudes on Getbig?



.......and, no- I haven't done that before and no- I'm not gonna ask my dad

[Parker]

also....give me a fucking break. It's 2012 already and you're telling me a 20 something adult doesn't know how to posts pics on a computer ?

Is she a fucking retard?

Oh, she knows how, prolly has a FB page loaded with them, and before that a Myspace page with all that music and shit...
It says something when her Godson suggests putting her pic on POF of all places, because his mom met some dude...so, you are not dealing with someone playig with a full deck

[Palpatine Q]

Oh, she knows how, prolly has a FB page loaded with them, and before that a Myspace page with all that music and shit...
It says something when her Godson suggests putting her pic on POF of all places, because his mom met some dude...so, you are not dealing with someone playig with a full deck

Yep....it's like a 25 year old dude saying he doesn't know how to drive a car...chicks LIVE for slapping their pics up everywhere they can in this day and age.

Me and my GF went to a wedding this past weekend, and she tagged me in 52 fucking pics when she put them up that night at 1:00 in the morning , I was dead asleep on the couch and she was posting like a maniac, girls live for that stuff.  

[Parker]

Yep....it's like a 25 year old dude saying he doesn't know how to drive a car...chicks LIVE for slapping their pics up everywhere they can in this day and age.

Me and my GF went to a wedding this past weekend, and she tagged me in 52 fucking pics when she put them up that night at 1:00 in the morning , I was dead asleep on the couch and she was posting like a maniac, girls live for that stuff.  

And then they have to tell the whole "backstory" of the event to friends...especially if you see a cute chick in the pic that ain't the woman who is telling the "backstory"...

[Krankenstein]

I fucked the ass off some broad in  hotel Thanksgiving night from that site the first day we met. Looks like a lot of getbiggers are dropping tons of loads all over POF.

Pics buddy?  Show GB your conquest!!!!

[Natural Man]

after hearing the stories about the piss girl and the pants shitting girl i decided to register on that site to check it out and it's a completely barren wasteland of anyone even remotely attractive. i think i wasted about 15 minutes scrolling through pages of people before i gave up, the stench of desperation was too rife for me to wade through anymore, seemed every other profile description was "giving up on love" "just want to feel loved". it is so pathetic i actually feel sorry for all of these people, this is no way for anyone to exist in life.

and this is why you...registered there.

[evandatp]

Thanks, everyone!

This has been a great thread, even with the Mongol horde detour.

[oldman]

Im tryn this again like i see others have done.Here goes...Im from the East Coast,Italian huge family and yes we own a sanitation company.I was raised to respect men and treat those worthy like God im very old school in that way.I raised my kids alone since my husband did not return from Iraq in 2005.Im very sweet and kind and funny,but...here comes the but i can be very hard to handle .Remember im from the East Coast.My family and friends are a big part of my life that will never change.Im just finding out what it is i enjoy because i choose not to date till my kids were grown.There are so many things that make me who i am that a few words on here just wont cut it.The only way you can find out if you click with someone is to talk and then ill tell you all you need to know.I believe in love at first site,kid like crush's,and awesome sex life thats lasts forever.And i will find that again,because i know your out there just waiting for me!!!!OMG again ill say this do not send me ur nudes,unless i ask please.Ur not lick'n my tat'd skin from head to toe,im not showing u my percing's unless ur hella cute lol.Thought it would be differant this time around.No quickies,booty calls ,or banging in the bathroom MC D's unless i consider u all mine.And my hair is red no it doesnt match ...cause thats all gone.

[Natural Man]

Did her husband marry a fellow female soldier, an iraqi woman, or does she implies he died in iraq?

Who wants someone who portrays herself as "difficult to handle" from the get go ?

[Krankenstein]

Im tryn this again like i see others have done.Here goes...Im from the East Coast,Italian huge family and yes we own a sanitation company.I was raised to respect men and treat those worthy like God im very old school in that way.I raised my kids alone since my husband did not return from Iraq in 2005.Im very sweet and kind and funny,but...here comes the but i can be very hard to handle .Remember im from the East Coast.My family and friends are a big part of my life that will never change.Im just finding out what it is i enjoy because i choose not to date till my kids were grown.There are so many things that make me who i am that a few words on here just wont cut it.The only way you can find out if you click with someone is to talk and then ill tell you all you need to know.I believe in love at first site,kid like crush's,and awesome sex life thats lasts forever.And i will find that again,because i know your out there just waiting for me!!!!OMG again ill say this do not send me ur nudes,unless i ask please.Ur not lick'n my tat'd skin from head to toe,im not showing u my percing's unless ur hella cute lol.Thought it would be differant this time around.No quickies,booty calls ,or banging in the bathroom MC D's unless i consider u all mine.And my hair is red no it doesnt match ...cause thats all gone.

Dear freak...

Could you prove said claim to me...I am a little on the untrusting side.

Thanks
Krank

[devilsmile]

Did her husband marry a fellow female soldier, an iraqi woman, or does she implies he died in iraq?

Who wants someone who portrays herself as "difficult to handle" from the get go ?

ROFL.... if you only knew...

[deceiver]

I observed pages 22-24

UGLY ass women, the best "woman" of all of the women in those pages was a 6 at best, everyone else were lestt than zero.

you people have the shityest standards I've ever seen

what about this one?