Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN

[johnnynoname]

Post what they write here, and i'll tell you exactly what to say back...and I"ll get you laid in two dates and less than $70 dollars  

see, that's the problem- they just don't write back

that's why I just hope that a hot chick writes me cuz the ball is in my court


honestly, it is easier for me to convince a girl to go out with me in real life than it is on the internet.......

[johnnynoname]

btw, MORE POF CLICHE'S

-girls who have to mention there favorite footbal team and then typing "GO GIANTS" OR "WOO HOO COWBOYS"
- girls from New Jersey who have to mention that they are nothing like the girls on "Jersey Shore".........really?!



seriously, girls are lucky that pussy feels so good or no one would want anything to do with them

[Krankenstein]

There is something I"m starting to notice as I write more girls

The one thing you don't want to do and that is look like a douchebag....


......however-THERE IS NO WAY TO WRITE ONE OF THESE GIRLS WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG!!!


you try and tell a little joke- you're a douchebag
you compliment a girl on her picture- you're a douchebag
you talk bout the weather- you're a douchebag

i'll stick to talking to girls in real life

So weird you wrote that JNN....check this bitch (I say that because of what she does to people)

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=27648209



I am an abstract artist, a concrete thinker, a ruthless bookie, and a hopeless romantic. I'm a wanted woman, in more than one way. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. Men like the junk in my trunk. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the backstage passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling band of singing dogs. I am the best Kickball player in all of Chicago. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. Babies fear me. I'm a lady in public, and a lot of fun in private.

**** Please have just a little bit of depth to your email.. anything that look remotely like a CUT N PASTE message will be deleted and BLOCKED!!! *****

[johnnynoname]

So weird you wrote that JNN....check this bitch (I say that because of what she does to people)

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=27648209



I am an abstract artist, a concrete thinker, a ruthless bookie, and a hopeless romantic. I'm a wanted woman, in more than one way. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. Men like the junk in my trunk. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the backstage passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling band of singing dogs. I am the best Kickball player in all of Chicago. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. Babies fear me. I'm a lady in public, and a lot of fun in private.

**** Please have just a little bit of depth to your email.. anything that look remotely like a CUT N PASTE message will be deleted and BLOCKED!!! *****

the ultimate irony is that online dating is easy to do but it isn't so easy to do if you get my drift

the girl you posted almost scares men away from talking to her

[johnnynoname]

however, I have to give these dumb bitches props....they haven't even met me and they already know that i'm ugly on the inside





seriously, i'm like "Dexter"...I just wear a mask to try and fit in but on the inside i'm a legit "patrick bateman" level sociopath

[Palpatine Q]

the ultimate irony is that online dating is easy to do but it isn't so easy to do if you get my drift

the girl you posted almost scares men away from talking to her

 

there's nothing you can say to that woman, no matter what it is..she will find fault. But I would come at her with some really wordy, witty shit with a decidedly unconventional slant,and keep it totally PG rated.

But no matter what i wrote personally it wouldn't work...she'd take one look at me and think i'm a neanderthal, player scumbag...She would respond to a nerdy bookish type who was kinda tall and fairly good looking. If i was single i would shoot her off something i think she would like, because you never know and she's highly fuckable...but I wouldn't expect a response.

She is also the type that's going to do the "endless Email" routine and it would be a miracle if you ever actually met her

[Doug_Steele]

So weird you wrote that JNN....check this bitch (I say that because of what she does to people)

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=27648209



I am an abstract artist, a concrete thinker, a ruthless bookie, and a hopeless romantic. I'm a wanted woman, in more than one way. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. Men like the junk in my trunk. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the backstage passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling band of singing dogs. I am the best Kickball player in all of Chicago. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. Babies fear me. I'm a lady in public, and a lot of fun in private.

**** Please have just a little bit of depth to your email.. anything that look remotely like a CUT N PASTE message will be deleted and BLOCKED!!! *****

 

This a woman i want to punch in the back of the head while she is cooking my four course meals.

[OneMoreRep]

however, I have to give these dumb bitches props....they haven't even met me and they already know that i'm ugly on the inside

seriously, i'm like "Dexter"...I just wear a mask to try and fit in but on the inside i'm a legit "patrick bateman" level sociopath

Have you considered maybe giving men a try? 

Look Johnny, there's nothing to worry about.  Allow him to start with just the tip and after a few dates, you'll notice that it will slip right in without any hesitation.  If you're able to push out turds that easily measure 8-10 inches with the girth of a coke bottle, there is no reason why after a few attempts that delicious piece of manflesh won't just fall into place.

Before you know it, you will trade in plenty of fish for a better site like Adam4Adam.

Remember Johnny, just the tip..
"1"

[Palpatine Q]

Have you considered maybe giving men a try?  

Look Johnny, there's nothing to worry about.  Allow him to start with just the tip and after a few dates, you'll notice that it will slip right in without any hesitation.  If you're able to push out turds that easily measure 8-10 inches with the girth of a coke bottle, there is no reason why after a few attempts that delicious piece of manflesh won't just fall into place.

Before you know it, you will trade in plenty of fish for a better site like Adam4Adam.

Remember Johnny, just the tip..
"1"

LOLOLOLOL

You are the funniest person on this site, for real. You're like one of my favorite posters, you fucking kill me  

"Have you considered maybe giving men a try?"...fucking GOLD....hahahahaaaaa

[johnnynoname]

Have you considered maybe giving men a try? 

Look Johnny, there's nothing to worry about.  Allow him to start with just the tip and after a few dates, you'll notice that it will slip right in without any hesitation.  If you're able to push out turds that easily measure 8-10 inches with the girth of a coke bottle, there is no reason why after a few attempts that delicious piece of manflesh won't just fall into place.

Before you know it, you will trade in plenty of fish for a better site like Adam4Adam.

Remember Johnny, just the tip..
"1"

i've said this before and I'll say it again- I wish I was born gay


I know gay dudes will say "No, you don't understand how hard it is to grow up gay"

Fuck that- all the shit you go through is well worth the ability to have sex anytime you want

seriously, being straight (ironically) sucks dick

[Tre]

http://www.pof.com/member33352316.htm

 

I joined the site just for her, but haven't reached out yet.   

[OneMoreRep]

LOLOLOLOL

You are the funniest person on this site, for real. You're like one of my favorite posters, you fucking kill me 

You're quite the stud yourself big boy! 

"1"

[johnnynoname]

I joined the site just for her, but haven't reached out yet.   

Dude, you're a black guy


you would be more interested in ths

[cephissus]

damn, wise words groink.

i just got this girl's number.  anyone know what i should do next? 

I work in logistics and go to school for Criminal Justice. The goal is to get my bachelors then go to law school then make lots of money and travel to lots of 3rd world countries and have fun and help poors.

I joined this site because believe it or not, its really hard to find guys who don't want kids. All my friends are getting married and pooping babies and I just don't get it. I've known since I was a kid that I never want children. Even the idea of having a pet really freaks me out. It should freak them out too, all the pets I've ever had died. Once I electrocuted my goldfish on accident and when I was 10 I had a turtle who was dead for 3 months before someone noticed. I was still playing with him every day so my mom made me disinfect the whole house. I thought he was hibernating and that his eyes were crusting over from sleep. Anyways there's so much living I want to do. I want to always do what I want and have fun!

I like hiking, camping, reading, making art, going to the gym, road trips, trains, cartoons, riding bikes, dive bars, unicorns, vampires, ponies and glitter.

[johnnynoname]

poor gal


http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18989549

[johnnynoname]

on the plus side is that she knows John Goodman

[cephissus]

LMAO

[che]

Haha

on the plus side is that she knows John Goodman

[Palpatine Q]

damn, wise words groink.

i just got this girl's number.  anyone know what i should do next? 

Yeah...take her out and see what the fuck happens..LOL

[Palpatine Q]

Haha

LMFAO!!!! 

[johnnynoname]

for some reason, this pic makes me think of a level from "God of War 3"



also, cephissus...if you take her out you will get blown at least

[Krankenstein]

Have you considered maybe giving men a try? 

Look Johnny, there's nothing to worry about.  Allow him to start with just the tip and after a few dates, you'll notice that it will slip right in without any hesitation.  If you're able to push out turds that easily measure 8-10 inches with the girth of a coke bottle, there is no reason why after a few attempts that delicious piece of manflesh won't just fall into place.

Before you know it, you will trade in plenty of fish for a better site like Adam4Adam.

Remember Johnny, just the tip..
"1"

LMAO....Have to agree with Groink....funny fucking shit (no pun) right there.  Although I do not believe I have ever shit out something with the width of a coke bottle....

[johnnynoname]

honestly, I will switch my preference to "men" just to see what it's like to get hit on

[Palpatine Q]

This is another shitty POF phenomenon....the smoking hot chick in the pic who you would rather meet.

Like the girl over her shoulder

[johnnynoname]

This is another shitty POF phenomenon....the smoking hot chick in the pic who you would rather meet.

Like the girl over her shoulder

there are several times on POF that I want to troll girls by asking if there hot friend is singlt

it is yet another cliche'

speaking of cliche's and girls who are virtually impossible to talk to on the internet, take alook at this one
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18172569