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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #775 on: December 22, 2011, 06:27:17 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 22, 2011, 06:24:01 PM
there are several times on POF that I want to troll girls by asking if there hot friend is singlt

it is yet another cliche'

speaking of cliche's and girls who are virtually impossible to talk to on the internet, take alook at this one
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18172569

I am so going to do that with a chick....LOL
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #776 on: December 22, 2011, 06:27:22 PM »
why do u guys play this game of approaching women on the internet, dont u interact with women in real life
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #777 on: December 22, 2011, 06:29:01 PM »
Quote from: apply85 on December 22, 2011, 06:27:22 PM
why do u guys play this game of approaching women on the internet, dont u interact with women in real life

Its a game regardless.  Also, try getting home at 8pm, making supper, then going out....then being up at 6am the next day....when you are over 40.
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #778 on: December 22, 2011, 06:30:36 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 22, 2011, 06:24:01 PM
there are several times on POF that I want to troll girls by asking if there hot friend is singlt

it is yet another cliche'

speaking of cliche's and girls who are virtually impossible to talk to on the internet, take alook at this one
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18172569

dude DO IT



okay, so shes not hot, but i sent the girl on our right a message asking for her friends number... she replied practically instantly with it.  gave her a text and she didn't respond for two weeks.  but then one night she finally responded, begging me to come over.  okcupid is a weird place man.
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #779 on: December 22, 2011, 06:31:06 PM »
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=33153405





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Hi,

How are you?

I see that you love your family.  Me too

Look, is it okay if I print out that pic of you and your friends and jerk off all over it

Hope to here from you soon
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #780 on: December 22, 2011, 06:32:13 PM »
^^^^^

Holy Shit!!!!!!  you didnt!!!!!!
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #781 on: December 22, 2011, 06:32:38 PM »
Quote from: cephissus on December 22, 2011, 06:30:36 PM
.  okcupid is a weird place man.

ok cupid is like POF but for hipsters

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 22, 2011, 06:32:13 PM
^^^^^

Holy Shit!!!!!!  you didnt!!!!!!

still waiting for a reply
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #782 on: December 22, 2011, 06:34:00 PM »
the pof site design is just too depressing

seriously i deleted my account after a day or two.  just browsing through it reminded me of like, walking through the aisles at walmart or something.
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #783 on: December 22, 2011, 06:38:12 PM »
it's not the same. women are way more arrogant on the internet, the profiles im reading in this thread looks like the women are trolling all u guys

dont u guys meet women at work, on break at work, waiting in line go get lunch, at the gym?

i dont even know what i would say to a woman on the internet, in person it's just body language and vibe, wtf are u gonna do on the interweb to turn a woman on
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #784 on: December 22, 2011, 06:39:00 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 22, 2011, 06:13:54 PM
on the plus side is that she knows John Goodman


crossed with king kong bundy,,,
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #785 on: December 22, 2011, 06:40:28 PM »
Quote from: Groink on December 22, 2011, 06:16:52 PM
Yeah...take her out and see what the fuck happens..LOL

what is a normal date / thing to do for this sort of situation though?

i'll admit, i've been on one date in my life.  and before you have to ask "what the FUCK is wrong with you?!" i'll tell you!  have you ever seen the movie the virgin suicides?  well, it might as well be a documentary about my upbringing... except imagine the dad was also as scary as the mom, worse even.
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #786 on: December 22, 2011, 06:43:14 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 22, 2011, 06:24:01 PM
there are several times on POF that I want to troll girls by asking if there hot friend is singlt

it is yet another cliche'

speaking of cliche's and girls who are virtually impossible to talk to on the internet, take alook at this one
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18172569

LOL....all it would take to have that chick choking on your cock is a Ferrari...seriously.

All of that " I'm so unique and very picky" bullshit would be out the window if you are presentable looking and loaded
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #787 on: December 22, 2011, 06:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Groink on December 22, 2011, 06:43:14 PM
LOL....all it would take to have that chick choking on your cock is a Ferrari...seriously.

All of that " I'm so unique and very picky" bullshit would be out the window if you are presentable looking and loaded

hmmm...i'm soo bored that i'm gonna write her with that

thank you
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #788 on: December 22, 2011, 06:47:43 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 22, 2011, 06:45:06 PM
hmmm...i'm soo bored that i'm gonna write her with that

thank you

Can you say  "my boy Groink says "fuck you bitch"....??"  :D
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #789 on: December 22, 2011, 06:49:21 PM »
Quote from: Groink on December 22, 2011, 06:47:43 PM
Can you say  "my boy Groink says "fuck you bitch"....??"  :D

just added that

I think POF will censor the "fuck" and the "bitch"
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #790 on: December 22, 2011, 06:58:39 PM »
POF was always a hassle for me because of the tit requirement...I'd scour all the profiles looking for some semblance of a cleavage on a non fat girl...it was a grind, because it's not exactly AFF where that shit is front and center
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #791 on: December 22, 2011, 07:02:39 PM »
Quote from: apply85 on December 22, 2011, 06:38:12 PM
it's not the same. women are way more arrogant on the internet, the profiles im reading in this thread looks like the women are trolling all u guys

dont u guys meet women at work, on break at work, waiting in line go get lunch, at the gym?

i dont even know what i would say to a woman on the internet, in person it's just body language and vibe, wtf are u gonna do on the interweb to turn a woman on


Some of us have a small business so :

1) You dont fuck your employees
2) You dont fuck your employees
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #792 on: December 22, 2011, 07:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Groink on December 22, 2011, 06:58:39 PM
POF was always a hassle for me because of the tit requirement...I'd scour all the profiles looking for some semblance of a cleavage on a non fat girl...it was a grind, because it's not exactly AFF where that shit is front and center

Problem with AFF is that there are SO MANY fakes....
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #793 on: December 22, 2011, 07:03:48 PM »
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18450373

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Hi,

Is your blonde friend single?
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #794 on: December 22, 2011, 07:04:38 PM »
Quote from: Krankenstein on December 22, 2011, 07:03:39 PM
Problem with AFF is that there are SO MANY fakes....

and the real ones are SO FUCKING UGLY
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #795 on: December 22, 2011, 07:04:54 PM »
do ur employees have friends?
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #796 on: December 22, 2011, 07:09:15 PM »
Quote from: apply85 on December 22, 2011, 07:04:54 PM
do ur employees have friends?

My employees are about 12 - 15yrs younger.  Its ok champ....I am just 3wks out of relationship, so this is more fun than serious.

I do not mean to be cruel....but seriously?  Come out of the closet...



http://www.pof.com/member30165721.htm




49 yo.....I just want to see what the titties look like
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #797 on: December 22, 2011, 07:15:00 PM »
http://www.pof.com/member34399437.htm



((she is second from left))  What woman lets herself get photographed with the crotch like that?
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #798 on: December 22, 2011, 07:15:40 PM »
My kind of woman!!!!! ;D
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #799 on: December 22, 2011, 07:18:05 PM »
http://www.pof.com/member34401650.htm



5/8 pics have her with the duck face....what should I write to her?  I was thinking of:

"Hey there, I am wondering how many guys write to you and ask you if you have a disorder that causes your face to be like that?"
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