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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #800 on: December 22, 2011, 07:22:10 PM »
then she'd right back, how many people ask u to stop trying to be funny
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #801 on: December 22, 2011, 07:24:16 PM »
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #802 on: December 22, 2011, 07:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Krankenstein on December 22, 2011, 07:18:05 PM
http://www.pof.com/member34401650.htm



5/8 pics have her with the duck face....what should I write to her?  I was thinking of:

"Hey there, I am wondering how many guys write to you and ask you if you have a disorder that causes your face to be like that?"

i tried to write her but she won't take my message cuz I dont live in her area

this is what I put in my title- Did you have a stroke or something?

the body read:
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I mean- why do you always make that dumb face in your pics...

...seriously, what is that?
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #803 on: December 22, 2011, 07:28:37 PM »
this one is way too easy

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=26362631


so, obviously my title read : "Sup Ma" and the body read
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Can I get your number?
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #804 on: December 22, 2011, 07:32:55 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 22, 2011, 07:28:37 PM
this one is way too easy

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=26362631


so, obviously my title read : "Sup Ma" and the body read

So seriously JNN...do you ever actually try and hook up...or just piss these chicks off?
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #805 on: December 22, 2011, 07:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Groink on December 22, 2011, 07:32:55 PM
So seriously JNN...do you ever actually try and hook up...or just piss these chicks off?

I complain about how i'm not getting results from POF but I got be honest when I say that I'm pretty much in full trolling mode on POF.

Honestly, I figured out recently that it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to make a good impression online so why not just have a good time with it



if I have a change of heart, then I'll just delete my account, wait a couple of weeks, start a new profile with newer pics and no one will be any smarter
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #806 on: December 22, 2011, 07:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Krankenstein on December 22, 2011, 07:18:05 PM
http://www.pof.com/member34401650.htm



5/8 pics have her with the duck face....what should I write to her?  I was thinking of:

"Hey there, I am wondering how many guys write to you and ask you if you have a disorder that causes your face to be like that?"
LOL wtf? ;D
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #807 on: December 22, 2011, 09:07:17 PM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on December 22, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
...not always.
Assuming you got nothing to loose of course.   I fucked a pretty cute (7/10 cute) little  waitress while I was working as a dishwasher/food prep, she was in her early twenties so a good bit older than me, well off, straight up daddy's girl.   I was  a  18 year old high school drop out who rode a bicycle to work so this girl was way out of my league.  but for WHATEVER reason, she liked me and I pounced on it. MAybe she got off to fucking a younger guy, maybe she got off to having sex with a dishwasher, who knows.

I was actually gonna ask her out after that but  was fired out of the blue. the chef said I was lazy and slow, which was true as  I didn't give a fuck .. but I still don't buy it. Me thinks she put in a complaint so word wouldn't get out , the bitch.  Moral of the story?  dont fuck your employees :)

Yes, always...

Fuck your employee...guess what?  Takes one psycho bitch to file sexual harassment shit on you
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #808 on: December 22, 2011, 09:18:28 PM »
Now they are lying about their ethnicity...



http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=33463152

Ethnicity Asian Taurus with Black hair
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #809 on: December 22, 2011, 09:22:08 PM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on December 22, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
, maybe she got off to having sex with a dishwasher, who knows.


lol
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #810 on: December 23, 2011, 04:09:36 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on December 22, 2011, 06:12:58 PM



poor gal


http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18989549

Fuck that's a weird one, nice body, could have a very attractive face just something went wrong somewhere. Read the profile seems pretty normal.
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #811 on: December 23, 2011, 05:25:03 AM »
Quote from: apply85 on December 22, 2011, 07:22:10 PM
then she'd right back, how many people ask u to stop trying to be funny

Many have asked you the same thing
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #812 on: December 23, 2011, 06:04:07 AM »
Quote from: flinstones1 on December 22, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
...not always.
Assuming you got nothing to loose of course.   I fucked a pretty cute (7/10 cute) little  waitress while I was working as a dishwasher/food prep, she was in her early twenties so a good bit older than me, well off, straight up daddy's girl.   I was  a  18 year old high school drop out who rode a bicycle to work so this girl was way out of my league.  but for WHATEVER reason, she liked me and I pounced on it. MAybe she got off to fucking a younger guy, maybe she got off to having sex with a dishwasher, who knows.

I was actually gonna ask her out after that but  was fired out of the blue. the chef said I was lazy and slow, which was true as  I didn't give a fuck .. but I still don't buy it. Me thinks she put in a complaint so word wouldn't get out , the bitch.  Moral of the story?  dont fuck your employees :)
Daddy would never have his girl working as a waitress...Daddy would have had her interning at a Law firm or got her a paralegal job.
That's the daddy's girls that I knew.
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #813 on: December 23, 2011, 06:22:34 AM »
LOL @ the decriptions of these broads.... they're horrid looking. This is like the dating site of mordor again, with two exceptions  :-X

but keep posting them up  :D
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #814 on: December 23, 2011, 08:58:10 AM »
In the past 2 years I have fucked well over 30 women off pof.  Half are 5-6s.  40% are 6.5s.  9% are 7s.  1% (about 2 of the 30) were 9s.


90% will come to your house and fuck the very first night.  There are a select few who want to be wined and dined and I obviously throw cold water on that immediately.
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #815 on: December 23, 2011, 09:08:10 AM »
Quote from: Growth NOOB on December 23, 2011, 08:58:10 AM
In the past 2 years I have fucked well over 30 women off pof.  Half are 5-6s.  40% are 6.5s.  9% are 7s.  1% (about 2 of the 30) were 9s.


90% will come to your house and fuck the very first night.  There are a select few who want to be wined and dined and I obviously throw cold water on that immediately.

Only problem with what you say is that they are coming to your house....I rarely have them over.  They know where you live, they will want to stop by, pop in, etc.  not cool if you have someone else there.
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #816 on: December 23, 2011, 09:28:03 AM »
women are nuts if they go to your house on the first meeting, date, whatever the fuck you call. That's asking for trouble. Dumb bitches
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #817 on: December 23, 2011, 09:31:03 AM »
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #818 on: December 23, 2011, 11:01:38 AM »
Daaaaamn, London is waaaay better place to be on plenty of fish... Im not even giving you guys the link to this one shes all mine
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #819 on: December 23, 2011, 11:56:59 AM »
Quote from: Krankenstein on December 22, 2011, 09:18:28 PM
Now they are lying about their ethnicity...



http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=33463152

Ethnicity Asian Taurus with Black hair
Looks like she was lying about her sex as well...

This one looks promising...


apparently she is looking to have another mulatto kid---hopes she tells her son she doesn't like black men.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32439719
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #820 on: December 23, 2011, 12:25:34 PM »
http://www.pof.com/member25753679.htm

 bout Me

I'm pretty sexy and like to have fun. I collect postage stamps, and thinking about starting a used condoms collection. I'm flexible and stretch every morning and night. I really like to paint pictures of nude people. I'm down to earth. I have a beautiful soul. I'm very spiritual; and believe in karma. I like to shove crayons up my vagina... my record is holding 27 in my vagina... would you like to ass more for me? ;)
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #821 on: December 23, 2011, 01:02:30 PM »
Quote from: Swlabr on December 23, 2011, 09:31:03 AM

Not very nice of you to make fun of your oma this way, Zwabber....
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #822 on: December 23, 2011, 01:52:10 PM »
Quote from: dutchguy on December 23, 2011, 01:02:30 PM
Not very nice of you to make fun of your oma this way, Zwabber....

;D ;D >:(
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #823 on: December 23, 2011, 02:28:48 PM »
GIRLS AND SONS...
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Re: Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN
« Reply #824 on: December 23, 2011, 02:34:51 PM »
Quote from: GangstaLean on December 23, 2011, 11:56:59 AM
Looks like she was lying about her sex as well...

This one looks promising...


apparently she is looking to have another mulatto kid---hopes she tells her son she doesn't like black men.
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32439719

chances are that if it didnt work with the first white man, it s not going to work with another white man, especially considering she has another white man's kid alrdy... oh well.
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