Anyone still use Plenty of Fish? DAMN

[Growth NOOB]

how did i miss this gem?

yeah i bet, stud! now thats we've all seen that handsome face, i can only IMAGINE all the trim you must pull on a daily basis! ahahahahahahaha

i bet you have to change your cell number after every date cause the calls just wont stop coming in!

It's honestly scary how much I am on your mind.  I have dated women for years, who were madly in love with me and they didn't even come close to thinking about me as much as you do.  While obviously pathetic for a man close to 40 to think about another man on a message board this much, it truly is scary at this point.   


OH well, it does give me slight pleasure knowing that while I am out working and living my life, our little disagreement has effected you so severely that you literally have me on your mind 24 hours a day. 

Enjoy 

[Hulkotron]

^^
HILARIOUS... Damn yo we gotta get this thread back in ACTION, funniest damn thread!!!!

NO BLACKS

The dime who started up the thread (http://www.pof.com/member33352316.htm) posted some new pics.  I tried to message her and see if she'd come over and touch my penis but you have to live in the US to message her  (I'm in Canada).

[no one]

It's honestly scary how much I am on your mind.  I have dated women for years, who were madly in love with me and they didn't even come close to thinking about me as much as you do.  While obviously pathetic for a man close to 40 to think about another man on a message board this much, it truly is scary at this point.   


OH well, it does give me slight pleasure knowing that while I am out working and living my life, our little disagreement has effected you so severely that you literally have me on your mind 24 hours a day. 

Enjoy 

thanks i sure will!

i hope you enjoy being my new pet. im going to kick you around this board like a football.

have a nice day, sausageboy!

[Growth NOOB]

thanks i sure will!

i hope you enjoy being my new pet. im going to kick you around this board like a football.

have a nice day, sausageboy!

No problemo bro!


Cause when the laptop shuts, and I go about my day, there is zero chance you, or anyone here will ever permeate my thoughts.  Sadly for you, even when you are not on getbig, all you can think about is your little riffs and arguments you are currently in.  For a man close to 40, well, I don't even think it needs to be articulated how pathetic that is.  


Lucky for me you openly admit that I will now be consciously (and subconsciously) on your peanut brain 24/7!    It's fascinating, in an an educational way how a man close to 40 could let an online disagreement effect his life so drastically.

[Secret Stack]

No problemo bro!


Cause when the laptop shuts, and I go about my day, there is zero chance you, or anyone here will ever permeate my thoughts.  Sadly for you, even when you are not on getbig, all you can think about is your little riffs and arguments you are currently in.  For a man close to 40, well, I don't even think it needs to be articulated how pathetic that is.  


Lucky for me you openly admit that I will now be consciously (and subconsciously) on your peanut brain 24/7!    It's fascinating, in an an educational way how a man close to 40 could let an online disagreement effect his life so drastically.

you go far too in depth for someone that is not bothered. all your replies take thought and time to type. the bolding of words, the extra careful attention to detail making sure you "hurt" feelings. when you describe NO ONE, you are describing what really happens to YOU! when you turn off the laptop.

"post a pic of you currently!"  

"good bye getbig this is my last post"  

...yes, not bothering you at all it seems...

[Growth NOOB]

you go far too in depth for someone that is not bothered. all your replies take thought and time to type. the bolding of words, the extra careful attention to detail making sure you "hurt" feelings. when you describe NO ONE, you are describing what really happens to YOU! when you turn off the laptop.

"post a pic of you currently!"  

"good bye getbig this is my last post"  

...yes, not bothering you at all it seems...

I'm just curious, how does the bottom of my nut sack smell?  I washed it nice and good for you.

I have no idea who you even are and have been ignoring you.  You have absolutely nothing to do with what me and no one's argument, yet you constantly want to inject your bland, unfunny comments in.

I have already reserved my nut hairs for flinstone to swing from.

[Secret Stack]

I'm just curious, how does the bottom of my nut sack smell?  I washed it nice and good for you.

I have no idea who you even are and have been ignoring you.  You have absolutely nothing to do with what me and no one's argument, yet you constantly want to inject your bland, unfunny comments in.

I have already reserved my nut hairs for flinstone to swing from.

i didnt read ^^ i only saw another detailed reply, but my only thoughts with someone who has previously said that they are not bothered by this is that they should only be leaving one of these in reply ---->  

do you drive a mini by any chance, rowan?  

[Thespritz0]

I really think the big secret (at least in formulating your profile...) is NOT to say you are looking for casual encounters.  The WORST HO'S have "must not be looking for intimate encounters", but in my opinion they will for sure be in your bed on the first if not second date...

Just my 2 cents...

[Growth NOOB]

I really think the big secret (at least in formulating your profile...) is NOT to say you are looking for casual encounters.  The WORST HO'S have "must not be looking for intimate encounters", but in my opinion they will for sure be in your bed on the first if not second date...

Just my 2 cents...

If a girl says "sorry, not looking for just sex, I am a woman afterall "


Statistically, there is at least a 75% chance they are just looking for sex.

[DroppingPlates]

If a girl says "sorry, not looking for just sex, I am a woman afterall "


Statistically, there is at least a 75% chance they are just looking for sex.

Exactly, it's just a raising-the-bar technique

[BigCyp]

how did i miss this gem?

yeah i bet, stud! now thats we've all seen that handsome face, i can only IMAGINE all the trim you must pull on a daily basis! ahahahahahahaha

i bet you have to change your cell number after every date cause the calls just wont stop coming in!

Hahahahaha! are you saying that growthnoob is the type of 'guy' who's only profile picture is of him with a noseful of man pubes?

[Growth NOOB]

Exactly, it's just a raising-the-bar technique

pof is literally the greatest thing to happen for a guy on high dose of test.

 

[DroppingPlates]

pof is literally the greatest thing to happen for a guy on high dose of test.

 

I've never tried that page, but that 'go fishing' button is funny as hell, and prob also very spot on  

[no one]

Hahahahaha! are you saying that growthnoob is the type of 'guy' who's only profile picture is of him with a noseful of man pubes?

LOL! I can see him being as popular with the ladies as breast cancer!

[Growth NOOB]

I've never tried that page, but that 'go fishing' button is funny as hell, and prob also very spot on  

I don't even know where or what that button is lol


I was actually foolish enough to fall for a girl on there.  I learned my lesson pretty quickly

[Thespritz0]

I don't even know where or what that button is lol


I was actually foolish enough to fall for a girl on there.  I learned my lesson pretty quickly

^^
How long did it last?  One of my friends went out with a girl from POF for 2 entire weeks, he said she kept phoning him AT WORK!!!

[no one]

^^
How long did it last?  One of my friends went out with a girl from POF for 2 entire weeks, he said she kept phoning him AT WORK!!!

well, it probably lasted right up until ol' sausage tits there rang her doorbell looking a lot more like mr bean, and a lot less than brad pitt.

[bigmc]

well, it probably lasted right up until ol' sausage tits there rang her doorbell looking a lot more like mr bean, and a lot less than brad pitt.

careful apparently posting his pic

has put his life at risk 

[Growth NOOB]

^^
How long did it last?  One of my friends went out with a girl from POF for 2 entire weeks, he said she kept phoning him AT WORK!!!

She was this absolutely beautiful Puerto Rican girl from Brooklyn.  A few years older than me.  I am a sucker for Spanish women, especially the way she looked with her big fat ass and juicy legs.  Anyway, it was a situation where it was pretty much what I used to do to a fair number of the women I saw, but in reverse.  She pretty much played me.  She had just got out of a relationship and was just looking to fuck around.   Normally that would be my ideal situation but I ended up really liking her.  We were off and on for about 4 months, but I suspect she was still seeing her ex the entire time and ultimately got back with him when she dropped me.  All in all, I deserved every second of it for the amount of times I lead women on.  Taught me a lesson though, and I ultimately stopped playing women.  I tell them very clearly that I am not looking for anything other than to mess around.  




And like I said, I am still on "no one's" (and the other random poster's) mind, literally 24/7.

[no one]

She was this absolutely beautiful Puerto Rican girl from Brooklyn.  A few years older than me.  I am a sucker for Spanish women, especially the way she looked with her big fat ass and juicy legs.  Anyway, it was a situation where it was pretty much what I used to do to a fair number of the women I saw, but in reverse.  She pretty much played me.  She had just got out of a relationship and was just looking to fuck around.   Normally that would be my ideal situation but I ended up really liking her.  We were off and on for about 4 months, but I suspect she was still seeing her ex the entire time and ultimately got back with him when she dropped me.  All in all, I deserved every second of it for the amount of times I lead women on.  Taught me a lesson though, and I ultimately stopped playing women.  I tell them very clearly that I am not looking for anything other than to mess around.  she didnt like my hair.




And like I said, I am still on "no one's" (and the other random poster's) mind, literally 24/7.

fixed.

[Doug_Steele]

fixed.

Fixed

[no one]

Fixed

goddamn. well done as always, sir.

[Growth NOOB]

Growth Noob is so passive now. 

What more needs to be said?  It's scary how I have a legitimate stalker over something online.  "No one" has repeatedly demonstrated that he is trying to effect my actual life and well being by posting my face and where I work.  That's the difference between myself and a lot of members here.  Even if I could harm "no ones" (or anyone else whom I have had disagreements with) and actually effect their livelyhood, career, and family,  I wouldn't.  Why should I keep antagonizing him when he obviously wants to cause actual harm to my life?


It's really sad.  Keep in mind this is a man who is close to 40 years old.  It's like dealing with a retarded child who has a gun pointed at you.  Do you keep yelling at him calling him retarded?

[Hulkotron]

LOL! I can see him being as popular with the ladies as breast cancer!

haha

[Thespritz0]

She was this absolutely beautiful Puerto Rican girl from Brooklyn.  A few years older than me.  I am a sucker for Spanish women, especially the way she looked with her big fat ass and juicy legs.  Anyway, it was a situation where it was pretty much what I used to do to a fair number of the women I saw, but in reverse.  She pretty much played me.  She had just got out of a relationship and was just looking to fuck around.   Normally that would be my ideal situation but I ended up really liking her.  We were off and on for about 4 months, but I suspect she was still seeing her ex the entire time and ultimately got back with him when she dropped me.  All in all, I deserved every second of it for the amount of times I lead women on.  Taught me a lesson though, and I ultimately stopped playing women.  I tell them very clearly that I am not looking for anything other than to mess around.  




And like I said, I am still on "no one's" (and the other random poster's) mind, literally 24/7.

^^
At least you got to have a little fun at the ex's expense... nothing wrong there!