Author Topic: Bad Ass - Epic Beard Man Movie (Read 13953 times)

The_Hammer · « **on:** December 24, 2011, 04:02:05 AM »

A MOVIE BASED ON THE REAL LIFE CRIME FIGHTING EXPLOITS OF THE EPIC BEARD MAN.

USA BITCHES!

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Dorian01 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 24, 2011, 04:09:29 AM »

I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still, the movie looks great.

Tito24 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 2011, 04:24:13 AM »

the real beard man was needed for this film

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 2011, 04:29:46 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on December 24, 2011, 04:24:13 AM

the real beard man was needed for this film

Agreed. Fallingcdown and taxi driver worked because it was the average white dude taking out the slime.

V Man · « **Reply #4 on:** December 24, 2011, 04:45:54 AM »

WTF? Is this for real?? lol

TrueGrit · « **Reply #5 on:** December 24, 2011, 04:48:18 AM »

Quote from: Dorian01 on December 24, 2011, 04:09:29 AM

I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still, the movie looks great.

I concur. Will still watch it though.

claymore · « **Reply #6 on:** December 24, 2011, 05:41:13 AM »

Quote from: Dorian01 on December 24, 2011, 04:09:29 AM

I love Trejo, but they had to make him hispanic and the black guy on the bus is now a skinhead? Weak liberal world. Still, the movie looks great.

"Weak liberal world"...Agreed

jon cole · « **Reply #7 on:** December 24, 2011, 05:46:23 AM »

why is he kicking a caricature of skinhead???

i think it's embarassing for everybody (black and white) because everybody knows the true story, ghetto thug and female chimp vs an old man...

Dokey111 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2011, 05:48:54 AM »

That can't be a real film.

Shockwave · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2011, 05:49:52 AM »

I agree on the bullshit, but if they put this movie out of an angry white man kicking the shit out of black guys, the black community would fucking raise hell about racism in america, lawsuits, bullshit, Rev Jackson, rioting, etc. Imagine if it came out the right way and it blew up? Theyd become martyrs, itd become a symbol of white racism to them.
They want to get laughs and make money, white people can take a joke, a large potion of the black community cant.
Simple as that.

Shockwave · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2011, 05:52:05 AM »

oh, and its fucking EPIC that Ron Perlman has such an awesome sense of humor to be in this flick.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #11 on:** December 24, 2011, 05:57:10 AM »

Quote from: jon cole on December 24, 2011, 05:46:23 AM

why is he kicking a caricature of skinhead???

i think it's embarassing for everybody (black and white) because everybody knows the true story, ghetto thug and female chimp vs an old man...

this is good its such a blatant pussy footing around the real issue that people will finally wake up

its all been planned out by

jon cole · « **Reply #12 on:** December 24, 2011, 06:02:13 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 24, 2011, 05:57:10 AM

this is good its such a blatant pussy footing around the real issue that people will finally wake up

its all been planned out by

damn a caricature of a liverpool 1975 skinhead...

el numero uno · « **Reply #13 on:** December 24, 2011, 06:07:20 AM »

Quote from: V Man on December 24, 2011, 04:45:54 AM

WTF? Is this for real?? lol

X2!

TrueGrit · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2011, 06:41:40 AM »

I didn't believe "Hobo with a shotgun" was a real movie at first.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #15 on:** December 24, 2011, 01:22:00 PM »

they should have a movie where a white republican man goes about the city beating the shit out of delinquent minority characters

Reeves · « **Reply #16 on:** December 24, 2011, 01:26:49 PM »

Quote from: claymore on December 24, 2011, 05:41:13 AM

"Weak liberal world"...Agreed

Yup. Cock Gobblins the lot of 'em. It was an old caucasional man that whupped the much younger (and far more ignorant) black (yes, Benny, black with a lower case "b") yoot.

Should've stayed true to the story in that respect. FTN.

ironneck · « **Reply #17 on:** December 24, 2011, 01:31:46 PM »

haha cant believe it

Hulkotron · « **Reply #18 on:** December 24, 2011, 01:57:34 PM »

Looks great, nice.

el numero uno · « **Reply #19 on:** December 24, 2011, 02:00:32 PM »

Hollywood should make a movie about getbig

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #20 on:** December 24, 2011, 02:00:38 PM »

AMBER LAMPS!

delta9mda · « **Reply #21 on:** December 24, 2011, 02:05:25 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on December 24, 2011, 02:00:38 PM

AMBER LAMPS!

its not amber lamps it ebonics and its amba lampse. hes not asking to bring the red lights he telling to call the ambulance.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #22 on:** December 24, 2011, 02:09:51 PM »

Quote from: delta9mda on December 24, 2011, 02:05:25 PM

its not amber lamps it ebonics and its amba lampse. hes not asking to bring the red lights he telling to call the ambulance.

Oh... thanks for clearing that up

Still fucking that nz slut?

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #23 on:** December 24, 2011, 02:35:54 PM »

Still awesome that someone had the sack to put up the money and do a legit movie loosely built around Epic Beard Man.

arce1988 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 24, 2011, 02:38:43 PM »

I thought it was Tommy Lee Jones