2011 Getbig Awards - Nominations & And What kind of Awards?

[stuntmovie]

Thanks, NJ, but I'm positive that I don't deserve such accolation and I'm positive that it's impossible to be the best of anything on this Board which consists of the best bunch of peeps in the Unviverse.

Cept for a handful of exceptionally obnoxious individuals.

So with that said, I must step aside for WES.

[bike nut]

Two of the better Getbig beatings doled out this year were the Ross Erstling thread and the thread where Roiditupbuddy's drug supplier posed near a Lambo in a parking lot.

Both were nice bodies of work.

[Hulkotron]

Xerxes / Kootrash was 2011 Mr. Getbig.

[bike nut]

Oh, and Stark's total fucking owning of Asif....still makes me smile.

[Hulkotron]

Asif deserves special mention of some sort.  It is to the point where every new irritating poster is non-facetiously accused of being an Asif gimmick, which is sort of remarkable.

[bike nut]

Asif deserves special mention of some sort.  It is to the point where every new irritating poster is non-facetiously accused of being an Asif gimmick, which is sort of remarkable.

This is true, but it would totally ignore the 250 lb, nuclear most-muscular, ass-kicking that Groink singlehandedly laid on Sherief Salami and the Nasserites.

Decent ownage served on the goatfuckers.

[Dr Dutch]

Gone but hoping for their return: gym**rat and Italian Lifter...

[G_Thang]

Wiggs, you forgot Attention Whores and starting Self-Interest Threads.  that's a long list.  Let me give you a taste

Xerxes

Ironturd

JNN

Bam-Bam

Go4it

FatAlice and his Multi-Gimmicks

GH15

schmoeCenter

b e a n e r-Lad

suck-a-dick

Lost-his-mind Daddy

 

[freespirit]

Post of the year 2011:

wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.

[Balloon]

Best response to WYHI thread (in reply to a busted female bodybuilder Tbombz posted)
Lotta clever references in there

I already did.....


We shared a flight back from Columbus this weekend. She couldn't help but be transfixed at the sight of such an impressive package bulging through my spandex shorts as I navigated my herculean physique through the aisle towards my seat. The putrid stench of rotten chicken breast and canned tuna fish suffocated the flight deck as I let one rip in the form of an animalistic mating call.

I marched with intent towards the restroom to refill my Gallon Water Jug and she followed closely behind. High intensity cardio was on the menu and boy did she deliver. Space restrictions limited the session to a manic doggystyle plowing as I viciously forced her head down the toilet bowl in a Rocco Siffreidi style moment of passion.

As I reached climax, the she beast emitted a bellow of laughter in a distinctly male tone. I froze in horror as her wig fell off and in a scene reminiscent of Nicolas Roeg's movie "Don't look now", her head slowly swiveled to confront me. The jawline was unmistakable. The true terror was revealed. A lipstick laden IFBB Pro Will Harris grinned like a cheshire cat and uttered the chilling words that will forever haunt me..... "It's only gay if you want it to be"

[wes]

Thanks, NJ, but I'm positive that I don't deserve such accolation and I'm positive that it's impossible to be the best of anything on this Board which consists of the best bunch of peeps in the Unviverse.

Cept for a handful of exceptionally obnoxious individuals.

So with that said, I must step aside for WES.

The one thing I`m positive about,is that I`m not positive at all.

[Army of One]

That Otis B driftwood post will be like poor old willy shakenspears, wont do jackshit during his life but after he dies his work will spread like wildfire, I can see scholars using that as an example of the most primal internet ownage in a few hundred years.

[merrill1973]

Hottest new stud...Damn that's tough. AlphaMale, Slinpimp, V-Man , Merril1973..the list is endless










LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO another list calvin wont make LOL

Fierce competition from AlphaMale, Slinpimp, and V-Man...But this oughta do it...(hopefully the use of a prop is allowed..)

 

[Army of One]

Fierce competition from AlphaMale, Slinpimp, and V-Man...But this oughta do it...(hopefully the use of a prop is allowed..)

 

A touch of the Gayface tho

[ChevChelios]

Post of the year 2011:

+1,adonis and tbombz got owned like never before 

[booty]

Fuck you Wiggs, I nominate you for loser of the year. 

[The Wizard of Truth]

Fuck you Wiggs, I nominate you for loser of the year. 

Your opinion doesnt count camwhore

[dr.chimps]

The one thing I`m positive about,is that I`m not positive at all.

I'm positive that you're stance is a false negative.    

[wes]

I'm positive that you're stance is a false negative.   

I`m positive that I`m totally confused now!! 

[booty]

Your opinion doesnt count camwhore

Everybodys opinion counts.   

[greeneyes]

booty for the biggest ass and best cougar women

[Swlabr]

Fierce competition from AlphaMale, Slinpimp, and V-Man...But this oughta do it...(hopefully the use of a prop is allowed..)

 

I'd...hit..it...so...hard. ..


and...that...girl...is.. .okay..too...

[newmom]

Fierce competition from AlphaMale, Slinpimp, and V-Man...But this oughta do it...(hopefully the use of a prop is allowed..)

 

studly indeed

[bike nut]

Wiggs;

If I don't win an award, I'm going to paint whiskers on my cock and drop it on your upper lip like a mustache, and take some pics.

That's right....I'm going to "Runningmom" you. 

[newmom]

Wiggs;

If I don't win an award, I'm going to paint whiskers on my cock and drop it on your upper lip like a mustache, and take some pics.

That's right....I'm going to "Runningmom" you. 

ohhh piss off nut