Author Topic: Did you ever accidently send a "sext" message to your parents? (Read 6701 times)

Don_Dada · « **on:** December 27, 2011, 06:15:56 PM »

.....or to your boss??

A girl that I know accidently send a fairly mild sext..... To her father... Nothing crazy or over the top; but still embarrassing

apply85 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:18:02 PM »

some of the texts i've received, i've thought if u sent that to the wrong person they would not look at u the same way again

my "sexts" are as simple as "wanna come over and blow me tonight", that's as racy as it gets with me

el numero uno · « **Reply #2 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:19:32 PM »

I send a message throught bluethoot to a teacher in the middle of a test. Lol, luckily he didn't know it was me

noc · « **Reply #3 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:24:28 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on December 27, 2011, 06:19:32 PM

I send a message throught bluethoot to a teacher in the middle of a test. Lol, luckily he didn't know it was me

'Trap 4, 10 minutes big guy'?

225for70 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:24:38 PM »

No but i sent a "SEXT" to my sister by accident

el numero uno · « **Reply #5 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:26:48 PM »

Quote from: noc on December 27, 2011, 06:24:28 PM

'Trap 4, 10 minutes big guy'?

"Tell me the answer for # 3"

(in spanish is shorter; "dime la 3")

haider · « **Reply #6 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:26:49 PM »

got a text from a buddy that he was feeling sleepy and wanted a penis to wake up $:-\$

I called him right away about the text, he said it was a text from his girlfriend that he accidentally forwarded to me. I never inquired further after that

viking1 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:45:30 PM »

a brosky of mine accidentally sent one to his teenage daughter... the sext was meant to go to his wife!!!

I was cracking up when he told me his daughter text back, "EWWWWW, Dad!!!!" lol

aesthetics · « **Reply #8 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:50:56 PM »

not accidentally, no

johnnynoname · « **Reply #9 on:** December 27, 2011, 06:51:13 PM »

i've never sexted my mom but i've sexted your mom several times

el numero uno · « **Reply #10 on:** December 27, 2011, 07:06:02 PM »

ztinman · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2011, 10:58:15 AM »

when we were younger my buddy texted his mom, "got any bud" lol

StanZoLOL · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2011, 12:42:00 PM »

sent one to my aunt by accident around 6 months ago, something along the lines of blowing a load in her ass.....strangely, this year at Christmas, she seemed friendlier than usual?

Raymondo · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2011, 01:14:07 PM »

At a friend of mine's, a few years back... smoking hash, he tells me about this bint he was shagging recently... and how's she's a squirter and also a very dirty talker.

I told him that's a load of bollocks and he said, wait and see, let me txt her.

"Hey babes, I want to make you squirt like last time"

He starts to send this to the bint, whose name starts with an M, so it's just above "Mum" on his phone... and of course, he's so off his face his sends it to his mum

Reply comes back from his mum (a lady with a past)

"Watch for yeast infection"

hahahahaha

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2011, 01:21:02 PM »

I didn't, but I remember years ago we had a young female doctor in our team who was really hot, huge boobs and always a major cleavage, the patients were talking about it all the time. A male colleague had the hots for her and messaged her something like "I wanna suck your toes", but accidentally sent it to the female senior doctor, a 65 yr old hag.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2011, 01:30:32 PM »

Quote from: StanZoLOL on December 28, 2011, 12:42:00 PM

sent one to my aunt by accident around 6 months ago, something along the lines of blowing a load in her ass.....strangely, this year at Christmas, she seemed friendlier than usual?

Confidence! no matter who it is, it works more often then not.

arce1988 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2011, 01:31:46 PM »

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2011, 01:33:06 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on December 28, 2011, 01:31:46 PM

no

A very inspiring response....!

Pet shop boys · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2011, 04:47:33 PM »

Never have, but The worst thing Ive done so far, I sent this nice chick I was dating, a text telling her I was gonna be out of state for the weekend.... then by MISTAKE I texted her "see you tonight at this local club"...she even answered me back "you send the text to the wrong girl"....

I have paid for that mistake.

WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

johnnynoname · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2011, 04:48:18 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 27, 2011, 06:51:13 PM

i've never sexted my mom but i've sexted your mom several times

see what I did there

I said "I"ve sexted your mom" lol hahaha i'm hilarious

viking1 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 28, 2011, 04:54:45 PM »

Quote from: dutchguy on December 28, 2011, 01:21:02 PM

I didn't, but I remember years ago we had a young female doctor in our team who was really hot, huge boobs and always a major cleavage, the patients were talking about it all the time. A male colleague had the hots for her and messaged her something like "I wanna suck your toes", but accidentally sent it to the female senior doctor, a 65 yr old hag.

Ha Ha, that's awesome!!

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #21 on:** December 28, 2011, 05:16:46 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on December 28, 2011, 01:30:32 PM

Confidence! no matter who it is, it works more often then not.

Yep! We humans in our "civilized" society are like caged animals. When someone is willing to take us out of that cage it's suddenly very exciting.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #22 on:** December 28, 2011, 05:43:46 PM »

Quote from: Don_Dada on December 27, 2011, 06:15:56 PM

.....or to your boss??

A girl that I know accidently send a fairly mild sext..... To her father... Nothing crazy or over the top; but still embarrassing

Did Dad pitch a pants tent getting it from his daughter?

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #23 on:** December 28, 2011, 07:17:28 PM »

We had a adults only Christmas Pajama party here at our place a few weeks back and we got to talking about women having orgasms and faking orgasms. Well a few of the girls were doing fake orgasm sounds and the one accidently butt dialed her parents house at 11:30 at night. Her dad was on the phone for like 10 mins listening to all of us talk about orgasms and listening to the girls make fake orgasm sounds. Her dad is a HARDCORE Jesus Freak.

She got up and seen her phone was lite up and checked it and seen she called them Hahahah!!!

The next he day was over at her place and told her he heard all of talking about sex. But her sister called her and their dad told her that he heard the orgy that we all had going on and we were all going to hell!!! I was like WTF I wasnt involved in any orgy Hahahah!!!

WE all had a good laugh out of it

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #24 on:** December 28, 2011, 07:18:57 PM »

not accidentally....