Come meet Derek Anthony at the 2012 Arnold Expo

[Hulkotron]

Marshdog is quickly making a name for himself around these parts.

[King Shizzo]

I wonder what an orgasm would sound like through Hawkin's machine 

[The Showstoppa]

I wonder what an orgasm would sound like through Hawkin's machine 

So does he.

[johnnynoname]

Christopher Hitchens wasn't that big of a deal, btw


he was a guy who was famous for not believing in something


that's kinda like me saying that I'm a genius because I don't believe that Grimace is a real person

[BILL ANVIL]

Marshdog is quickly making a name for himself around these parts.

Mashdog is a great man.

[The Showstoppa]

Marshdog is quickly making a name for himself around these parts.

Little odd that a guy who joined in Aug of last year is referencing stuff that happened WAY before that....but oh well, he is funny.

[Hulkotron]

Christopher Hitchens wasn't that big of a deal, btw


he was a guy who was famous for not believing in something


that's kinda like me saying that I'm a genius because I don't believe that Grimace is a real person

[TrueGrit]

Can you imagine this guy using that Stephen Hawking voice simulator? It would burst into flames after the first sentence.

It would help him hide his lisp and effeminate voice!

[nosleep]

i'm not saying that DA doing a gimmick

I'm saying that someone is doing a gimmick where they pretend to be DA

WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO BE DA?

[johnnynoname]

i am a big fan of grimace, however

[mass 04]

It would help him hide his lisp and effeminate voice!

Are you saying that technology hasn't advance far enough to replicate the voice of a 63 year old camp hairdresser with emphysema from the Bronx?

[TrueGrit]

Are you saying that technology hasn't advance far enough to replicate the voice of a 63 year old camp hairdresser with emphysema from the Bronx?

haha, good to see you back and on form 

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

another thing

Derek does have a official handle on this site with the 5 blue stars.  Why doesn't he use that handle?  It isn't in "time out" (from what I recall)

....and don't give me that "he must have forgot his password" bullshit


I still standby the fact that "freakycalves20" is a really involved gimmick

Derek has never had blue stars given to him by Ron....surprisingly, Billy Guns did.




Hey Ron.....you are really all over the place in handing those things out.  Do you use a minesweeper approach or the inny meeny miny moe .....

[Marshdogg]

Little odd that a guy who joined in Aug of last year is referencing stuff that happened WAY before that....but oh well, he is funny.

All good posters lurk and building their collection of gems before showcasing them.

[Marshdogg]

i'm not saying that DA doing a gimmick

I'm saying that someone is doing a gimmick where they pretend to be DA

No I get that.

I'm saying that it really is DA and he is too much of a simpleton to talk to Ron to get approved.

I wonder how many hangeron's or G4P schmoes are helping him with his radio show.

[Army of One]

Are you saying that technology hasn't advance far enough to replicate the voice of a 63 year old camp hairdresser with emphysema from the Bronx?

They achieved it, but the machine got a crippling virus , began spam emailing gay men for cam sessions and motel meetups and eventually ended up on the scrap heap when age rendered it looking and running like a decrepit old man.

[Danjo]

Spot on!!

[HTexan]

I wanted to show my Dad who I aspired to be when I grew up and all the egghead losers like Christopher Hitchens, Bill Hicks and Ayaan Hirsi Ali didn't appeal to a boy like me. Ever since I saw a picture of Derek Anthony, I knew this was my path. It was my journey.

Some would say, I am the sparkle in my Dad's eye but I plan on wearing the G-Strings that sparkle in everyone's eye.

So I decided to show my Dad a photo of the authority figure that I have replaced him with, my boy Derek Anthony.

Instantly his jaw slackened and his face turned red. He looked at me with the blinding rage of a thousands and threw out a guttural howl "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS BOY, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PERVERTED homo?"

The gauntlet had been laid. My mind was racing, didn't this luddite know what art was? Maybe I was too fast with the all-out-there penis photos, I was only doing what that BayGDM character told me. It was time for a reply.

"Dad, before you get mad..." BANG! He slapped me! He didn't even have the decency to punch me. He slapped me like a fucking bitch! I felt like Vince Taylor's boyfriend in a hogtie, getting pummelled by Vince, feeling his only 'inch', full of his frustration of the thrashing he gets in the Thunderdome.

Not even the skeeziest G4P'er would be manhandled like this. It was time for Plan B.

"WHAT ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC DAD? ITS ONLY GAY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE. AND I DONT WANT IT TO BE, SO MAYBE YOU DO DAD. HUH?"

I was his entire world view shatter in an instant. He locked eyes with me, and wagged his finger at me. "You #girl.... you absolute #girl..." he stammered out. With all my courage... I spat on him.

I felt like my hero Derek Anthony.

to be continued....

I loled. But then I felt bad. DA looks really sick and unhealthy. I feel sorry for dude. Seriously, I hope he goes to the doctor and gets a check up.

[Danjo]

I wanted to show my Dad who I aspired to be when I grew up and all the egghead losers like Christopher Hitchens, Bill Hicks and Ayaan Hirsi Ali didn't appeal to a boy like me. Ever since I saw a picture of Derek Anthony, I knew this was my path. It was my journey.

Some would say, I am the sparkle in my Dad's eye but I plan on wearing the G-Strings that sparkle in everyone's eye.

So I decided to show my Dad a photo of the authority figure that I have replaced him with, my boy Derek Anthony.

Instantly his jaw slackened and his face turned red. He looked at me with the blinding rage of a thousands and threw out a guttural howl "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS BOY, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PERVERTED homo?"

The gauntlet had been laid. My mind was racing, didn't this luddite know what art was? Maybe I was too fast with the all-out-there penis photos, I was only doing what that BayGDM character told me. It was time for a reply.

"Dad, before you get mad..." BANG! He slapped me! He didn't even have the decency to punch me. He slapped me like a fucking bitch! I felt like Vince Taylor's boyfriend in a hogtie, getting pummelled by Vince, feeling his only 'inch', full of his frustration of the thrashing he gets in the Thunderdome.

Not even the skeeziest G4P'er would be manhandled like this. It was time for Plan B.

"WHAT ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC DAD? ITS ONLY GAY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE. AND I DONT WANT IT TO BE, SO MAYBE YOU DO DAD. HUH?"

I was his entire world view shatter in an instant. He locked eyes with me, and wagged his finger at me. "You #girl.... you absolute #girl..." he stammered out. With all my courage... I spat on him.

I felt like my hero Derek Anthony.

to be continued....
LOL!

[bradistani]

roll over, juruth ! there's a funnier man in town 

[Hulkotron]

Little odd that a guy who joined in Aug of last year is referencing stuff that happened WAY before that....but oh well, he is funny.

I think he's legit.  For example he seems to have confused Vince Taylor with our own "Venom" Vince Goodrum.

[Mr. Magoo]

haha

funny

[HTexan]

Derek has never had blue stars given to him by Ron....surprisingly, Billy Guns did.




Hey Ron.....you are really all over the place in handing those things out.  Do you use a minesweeper approach or the inny meeny miny moe .....

Call Ron "sir" when addressing him. You disrespectful bottom feeder. 


 

[Marshdogg]

I think he's legit.  For example he seems to have confused Vince Taylor with our own "Venom" Vince Goodrum.

Minor error on my part - One gets loads blow in his eye, the other gets suitcases in his eye. They're both black and interchangable for all purposes.

[Hulkotron]

So does he.

I think his first wife divorced him for being unfaithful, actually